That's the problem with Depay tbh, he can't move unless he gets a running start due to how disproportionate his upper body is to everything else.

Couple of years he was skinny as *bleep* and he could explode past someone because of it. These players need to stop trying to copy Ronaldo, not all of them play with very creative midfielders and don't have his intelligence.

It's the same with Aguero tbh, he's still successful because of his finishing ability but he's nowhere near the dribbler he was at Atletico.

Like Carl CJ Johnson after you've hit the gym until 100% muscle and then proceeded to visit Burger Shot numerous times for large meals right up until the point of throwing up.
Having trouble climbing fences etc ffs

Dat reference

Haven't binged on a game since then
Favourite ever..

I'm old.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Haven't binged on a game since then
Favourite ever..

I'm old.

You are not the only one A lot of people loved it.

Regardless though, any minute now Jibers will be along to lecture us that Shaqiri isn't too muscular because he doesn't look like Prime Arnold Swarzenegger.

It's best that we prepare ourselves tbh.

I guess still when I'm 70 years old I'll reinstall San Andreas every few years on my dark matter post-quantum I-Brain^TM, using some kind of Windows XP virtual box, just to drive the highway between San Fierro and Las Venturas in an Infernus, using some carefully dosed Nitro, listening to Classic Rock

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Hughes only really flopped at QPR imo and lets be honest, not even Alfred the Butler would save them tbh.

can't wait for him to take over United

Now they've lost Arnautovic who went down the ladder to West Ham for 20 something million (a steal), but they still have Shaqiri of course, and apparently Afellay even if I'm not sure whether he physically exists at this point, and also Bojan who returned from his loan to Mainz.

Also, they're now sporting a central defense of Kurt Zouma and Bruno Martins Indi, ahead of the defense of course the Welsh Deco is still pulling the strings.

And to top it all of, they've now added Real's Canarian golden boy, the one and only Jesé



Jesé, hailed as one of the biggest attacking talents in world football a mere 2-3 years ago, joins on loan from PSG.
With this move, Stoke confirm their status as the team with the most Champions League wins among their players in all of PL

And to maintain their quota of random BuLi scrubs and rejects in their squad, they've also added Eric Chupo-Moting to compensate for losing ex-Hannover legend Joselu

Here are some assorted quotes and bloopers about the player Jese from this forum

Zealous wrote:Jese makes me feel nice things in my pants.

http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p25-jese-rodriguez-the-future#323691

halamadrid2 wrote:future ballon d'or candidate

http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p75-jese-rodriguez-the-future#863085

Hapless_Hans wrote:Jesé, future FC Bayern legend  

Sammer, make it happen!!

http://www.goallegacy.net/t34713-jese-rodriguez#1124842

halamadrid2 wrote:can someone enlighten me, why did we need neymar again???

http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274-jese-rodriguez-the-future#148596

halamadrid2 wrote:He is the natural successor to Ronaldo imo. I am very happy for him because I could already see while he was at Castilla that he could start for the first team with no problem. Hope he continues to improve id love for him to be on that plane to brazil this summer

He has a knack of scoring in big games and tough grounds

http://www.goallegacy.net/t34713-jese-rodriguez#1125262

Valkyrja wrote:This kid really is like Ronaldo. Not only that he looks like him on the pitch, but also 'inside'.

http://www.goallegacy.net/t5274p75-jese-rodriguez-the-future#1133972

Hapless_Hans wrote:Great news. Hope he recovers fully, gets back to playing soon in order to get some match experience and improve his form in time for his 2015 switch to FC Bayern "Buyern" München.

http://www.goallegacy.net/t36513-jese-is-back#1299385



Now let's watch him destroy Arsenal

TBH bulking is very subjective and depends really on the player. Obviously it made Ronaldo a much better player, Neymar has added some weight, and I remember Tevez literally became a beast. but can't help but feel aguero is wasting his potential with his added size; he's always injured now

Well, it turned Shaqiri into a farcical looking block of ugly meat that can only move rectangularly

Shaqiris problems are down to his shit decision making/ end product. Not really bulk imo. Just not a smart player

FennecFox7 wrote:Shaqiris problems are down to his shit decision making/ end product. Not really bulk imo. Just not a smart player

I think his decision to turn himself into a monstrous lump of bulging anabolic tissue is a prime example of his shit decision making

Still I remember Shaqiri > Perisic

Hapless_Hans wrote:

FennecFox7 wrote:Shaqiris problems are down to his shit decision making/ end product. Not really bulk imo. Just not a smart player

I think his decision to turn himself into a monstrous lump of bulging anabolic tissue is a prime example of his shit decision making

Agreed