EXCLUSIVE! Hans reveals what players Utd will have bought in summer 2014

Luke Shaw and/or Daley Blind.
Bruno Martins Indi.
Jordy Clasie or Kevin Strootman.

That's it.
Case closed.

*This is a service provided to my Utd friends to spare them a lot of wasted time, nerves, uncertainty, and heartache. You're welcome.*

LVG be like "say what, aint noone got time for dat, give me Robben, Kroos and Lars Bender por favor"

Too old for the Iron Tulip.

Hell buy players for the system.
There will be players that will be laughed at..oh its not vidal etc.. but will suit his system to the ground.

Really dont see why Strootman would want to leave Roma now, CL football and all

Nobody would touch him anyway until its shown how much this injury has cost him.
Why stay at a club for CL football when that club has no chance of making an impression in it? That never makes sense to me

it's amazing how United fans think they'll just waltz back to the top 4 next season and will buy all those super stars.

can't wait until reality hits.....RedCafe is already in meltdown after the Kroos news

Forget Ogden, you've just become the go to guy for all our transfer news.

Get yourself a Twitter account (if you haven't got one) so I can immediately follow it.

Thank you in advance!

that opening post is not meant as a joke, by the way. I'm dead serious. You'll see.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Luke Shaw and/or Daley Blind.
Bruno Martins Indi.
Jordy Clasie or Kevin Strootman.

That's it.
Case closed.

*This is a service provided to my Utd friends to spare them a lot of wasted time, nerves, uncertainty, and heartache. You're welcome.*

Quoted so we can all marvel at your oracleness later on.

cyberman wrote:Nobody would touch him anyway until its shown how much this injury has cost him.
Why stay at a club for CL football when that club has no chance of making an impression in it? That never makes sense to me

has no chance of making an impression ?
you probably said the same thing about atletico this year, dortmund 2013 etc...

Hapless_Hans wrote:that opening post is not meant as a joke, by the way. I'm dead serious. You'll see.

the list is already wrong

lol true.

The list is a dud.

Clasie has not played a minute under LVG in the WC 2014 with half the midfielders injured so his transfer looks unlikely.

Strootman is out injured for half a month so any transfer will likely be in the winter.

BMI is being transferred to Porto and the deal is finalized.

Luke Shaw transfer is done but the deal was rumoured to be close to completion for many months now and United's long standing interest is well known too.

The OP is of the opinion LVG will bring in Dutch players to fill the club which is wrong as LVG will only bring in Dutch players who are Top Quality and Potential Top Quality only, and not just because they are Dutch.

No Top coach would ever do that.