Game Of Thrones - Part 3 - *NO BOOK TALK - READ THE RULES*

"It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."

-Stannis Baratheon, Chief Badass of Westeros

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I don't understand some of your love for Stannis. I personally hate his guts.

LMAO

I know no one is going to miss Joffrey, but Jack Gleeson is going to be missed from the show. Easily one of the best actors. He made Joffrey's character this good. Not seen so many people overjoyed about a character being killed.

Fantastic actor. Emmy-esque performance.

Notice how only Joffrey's real parents were the only one who came to help Joffrey

Tywin couldn't give two shits Margery standing there y0lo

RealGunner wrote:"It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."

-Stannis Baratheon, Chief Badass of Westeros

I'm not really big on Stannis.
He let's Melisandre have too much of a hold on him. And all this Lord of Light ceremonies should stahp now. Stannis should man up and finally take over Kings Landing ffs.

RealGunner wrote:Notice how only Joffrey's real parents were the only one who came to help Joffrey

Tywin couldn't give two shits Margery standing there y0lo

Yeah noticed that.
In truth, they were the only two who really cared about Joffrey, to some extent at least.

RealGunner wrote:I know no one is going to miss Joffrey, but Jack Gleeson is going to be missed from the show. Easily one of the best actors. He made Joffrey's character this good. Not seen so many people overjoyed about a character being killed.

Fantastic actor. Emmy-esque performance.

Agree. If people have such strong opinions on him, he definitely has done something right with the character.

Also, why does the wine have to be poisoned? Why could it not be the pie?

P.S. Just saw Jack Gleeson's wiki page. He is retiring from acting, wtf?!

ExtremistEnigma wrote:

RealGunner wrote:I know no one is going to miss Joffrey, but Jack Gleeson is going to be missed from the show. Easily one of the best actors. He made Joffrey's character this good. Not seen so many people overjoyed about a character being killed.

Fantastic actor. Emmy-esque performance.

Agree. If people have such strong opinions on him, he definitely has done something right with the character.

Also, why does the wine have to be poisoned? Why could it not be the pie?

P.S. Just saw Jack Gleeson's wiki page. He is retiring from acting, wtf?!

My mate texted me that like half a second ago I will laugh if the wine is a red herring and the pie was the actual thing. BC's theory makes sense but what if the pie was the actual source?

I mean the didn't show the face of the girl who gave Joffrey the pie. Maybe someone in the kitchen poisoned a bit of the pie?

ExtremistEnigma wrote:

RealGunner wrote:I know no one is going to miss Joffrey, but Jack Gleeson is going to be missed from the show. Easily one of the best actors. He made Joffrey's character this good. Not seen so many people overjoyed about a character being killed.

Fantastic actor. Emmy-esque performance.

Agree. If people have such strong opinions on him, he definitely has done something right with the character.

Also, why does the wine have to be poisoned? Why could it not be the pie?

P.S. Just saw Jack Gleeson's wiki page. He is retiring from acting, wtf?!

No one killed him imo, he died of rapid food poisoning from the dove in the cake.

Dunno, the pie is something that could've killed absolutely everybody at the wedding if it went wrong

I remember Cercei telling Pycelle to *bleep* off to the kitchen and saying that the leftovers should be fed to dogs instead of the poorest of the city!

It's clear as *bleep*, it's obviously Cercei. You guys are making up complicated theories about the poisoned wine but it's so goddamn clear that it is the pie.

Joffrey did get one of Arya's friends killed in season 1 named Hot Pie or something. Pie would be a great pun to kill with  Or maybe I'm thinking of someone else because Hot Pie was also name of that fat kid at Harrenhal with Arya  

Joffrey got Micah killed in season 1

But Hot Pie theory

Freeza wrote:

ExtremistEnigma wrote:

RealGunner wrote:I know no one is going to miss Joffrey, but Jack Gleeson is going to be missed from the show. Easily one of the best actors. He made Joffrey's character this good. Not seen so many people overjoyed about a character being killed.

Fantastic actor. Emmy-esque performance.

Agree. If people have such strong opinions on him, he definitely has done something right with the character.

Also, why does the wine have to be poisoned? Why could it not be the pie?

P.S. Just saw Jack Gleeson's wiki page. He is retiring from acting, wtf?!

No one killed him imo, he died of rapid food poisoning from the dove in the cake.

I think he died from eating Dove shit. I mean poor doves being stuck in the pie for god knows how long. They have had to have shat inside the pie.

How the f did they get Doves inside the pie

Tomwin Lannister wrote:Dunno, the pie is something that could've killed absolutely everybody at the wedding if it went wrong

But no one had consumed it before Joffrey..

RealGunner wrote:How the f did they get Doves inside the pie

think the bottom of it was hollow and they just placed the pie on top of the doves. Otherwise they would've needed to bake the pie with the doves

What if the doves shit inside? wtf is this

ExtremistEnigma wrote:I remember Cercei telling Pycelle to *bleep* off to the kitchen and saying that the leftovers should be fed to dogs instead of the poorest of the city!

It's clear as *bleep*, it's obviously Cercei. You guys are making up complicated theories about the poisoned wine but it's so goddamn clear that it is the pie.

Now you're making it sound so simple

Maybe we just don't want it to be something that simple

RealGunner wrote:What if the doves shit inside? wtf is this

Can dove shit kill a person...

El Gunner wrote:

RealGunner wrote:What if the doves shit inside? wtf is this

Can dove shit kill a person...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090122202642AAYGgN1

Might be answers there

As Joffrey initially starts choking, Cercei has that smug look on her face and doesn't give two shits about it until Jaime comes forward and she turns all hysterical. And immediately after Joffrey dies, Cercei points her finger at Tyrion..

Yeah they either had some expert cooking or they have no concept of hygene.

Bran took control of a dove, shat in the cake and killed Joffrey, case solved