The Official German "Panzerschreck" Denis the Menace & Maximus the Miraculous Appreciation Thread

[Arquitecto]

Absolutely reamed the Neapolitan defence.

As reminder by his destruction of Inter last season, or how he always manages to score against Milan even off the bench. Or the fact that he scores versus the best defences in Serie A and looks like Matri versus the provinciale.

Seleccion de futbol de Argentina is composed of:

Lionel Messi
German "Panzer" Denis



& the rest...


Fusballnationalmannschaft is composed of:

Mats Hummels

German"Panzer" Denis


& the rest...

"I live to vernichten only the finest defences":

[futbol]

Hell yeah.

[Kaladin]

Arq, shouldn't Maxi Lopez be included there? I can only imagine what their partnership might be like

[Pip]

 

[Arquitecto]

Arq, shouldn't Maxi Lopez be included there? I can only imagine what their partnership might be like

Maxi "Maxsex" Lopez must overcome his bitter occurrence with local whore Wanda Nara to get his head straight.

Yet abiding by the what the Church of Maxi Lopez say, situated in Buenes Aires and Barcelona; he should be prepared by the summer of Brazil.

My line-up for Argentina:

[CBarca]

You're playing Messi a bit farther up than he's used to if we take a look at recent Barca games.

[Mr Nick09]

walt pandiani

[BarrileteCosmico]

Wtf arq you're starting Romero?

All credibility lost at the very first player of that line up

Also Pandiani is Uruguayan

[Kick]

Arq

[M99]

Completely destroyed Napoli.

German 'The German' Denis>>>>>>>>Gonzalo 'The French' Higuain

[BarrileteCosmico]

Pipita didn't even start that match, only came in when they were 2-0 down already

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Wtf arq you're starting Romero?

All credibility lost at the very first player of that line up

Also Pandiani is Uruguayan

Uruguay is a colony of Argentina i'll have you know so when ever they win so does Argentina

[McLewis]

Would genuinely like to see Denis make the Argentina squad.

He honestly deserves it. Has been carrying Atalanta's attack since he joined them.

He probably won't see much time, but I think it would be a good reward for the form he's in.

[S]

Wtf arq you're starting Romero?

All credibility lost at the very first player of that line up

Also Pandiani is Uruguayan

Uruguay is a colony of Argentina i'll have you know so when ever they win so does Argentina

Lol.

[BarrileteCosmico]

Uruguay is a colony of Argentina i'll have you know so when ever they win so does Argentina

If we're going to go down that route shouldn't Suarez be included?

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Benched by Higuain

[M99]

Benched by The German

Fixed.

[M99]

Uruguay is a colony of Argentina i'll have you know so when ever they win so does Argentina

If we're going to go down that route shouldn't Suarez be included?

Going down that route, still less World Cups than Brazil.

[Arquitecto]

ES, bring in the stat that swears testament to Maxi's excellence.

If they don't call him up

[Kaladin]

https://twitter.com/WhoScored/status/430457301603201024

Who are we to question Whoscored?

[Robespierre]

I hate him too much

Average player but then old Torres-esque performances against Inter

[Arquitecto]

Who Else but WhoScored?

Maxi

[Kaladin]

I humbly request that "Maximus the Miraculous" to be added to the thread title

[Arquitecto]

Absolutely came a load in my pants after seeing this picture of Maximus and Panzer.

Even Argentine compatriot Scaloni (background) shares my sentiments.

[Tomwin Lannister]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh


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What a picture, so much class. So much passion, desire, grit, determination and hunger. ffs.

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