Juventus Secret Service thread

by Tomwin Lannister Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:15 pm

First of all this week, we have a Special Agent who is very special to us

Agent Matri

With this one, Milan have practically paid 12million in cold, hard cash to help them NOT win games. Since arriving, Matri has had the workrate of a half-dead battery farmed chicken and has missed a handful of sitters. Turning old rivals Milan into mid-table warriors. Matris infiltration of Milan was a masterclass, hopefully his cover will remain secure for the moment.

Well in Matri ffs :bow:

Sargeant Zaza

Zaza has handed Napoli their first point drop in the league so far. He has given the awful, awful team of Sassuolo a reason to rejoice, and more importantly has damaged our rivals early in the season. :bow:

Last of all, agent Boakye. :bow:

Although Madrid just got handed the win thanks to the mentally damaged refferee, Boakye scored against our CL opponents Madrid and have further demoralized them, showing just how vulnerable they are.

This concludes the news of our special agents, always working in the shadows. We salute you.

by salmano9 Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:24 pm

Forza Ragazzi!!! I hope to see them impress in the future as well !
Well done matri!

by juve_gigi Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:20 pm

Matri was supposed to help Allegri. Instead he is doing everything possible to get him fired.

Personally I'd like to see Allegri keep his job. As a mid table coach he will do a fine job in keeping Milan in mid table. With Balotelli threatening to kill refs I don't think we will need to worry about Milan for awhile.

Roma and Napoli and to a lesser extent Inter look to be our biggest competition. Roma scares me the most as they are not playing in Europe. I think Roma will be our biggest competition for the scudetto.

by juvealbanian Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:02 am

Hahaha Tom that was exactly the same I told my friends (Milan fans only) that he was just a infiltrated agent,they laughed and told me:No way he will be ok as sub.But after they lost to Bologna and our superspy Matri missed 10 chances they told me:You were right,he is going to destroy us.

JAMES MATRI :bow: