Off Topic Heaven

Call me whatever you like, blame me all you can for creating one that already exists somewhere else, don't even glance through it, ignore it...

I don't care.

I love this thread and will always have things to add to it, just like you pals, because in a Milan forum, 95% of issues surrounding our lives are not related to Milan hence are called off-topic.

This could be a personal but common blog for all of us, a common facebook page, a twitter-like one-liner treasure, a fantastic place to rest mentally and a nice, quiet Café to get them nasty real-life burdens off our poor mind, really say'em.

Some believe there already is an off-topic lounge on Goal.com which can satisfy our needs, but I disagree.
In that section there are a million(!) users talking about things, but here, we are members of a family, we are friends.


Any of things below has happened to you?


Have met a unique-looking girl yesterday? Talk about it here.

Been having this bad frakking headache today? Empty yourself here.

Hate your dad? Tell others why.

Love it at the university? We wonder how is that possibly possible.

Been experiencing an incredible/horrific year/month/week/day? share it with others.

A fascinating book is being published in a week or so? You got any summery yet?

Watched an indescribable movie last night? Describe it here.

(...)'s new album rocks like crazy? Recommend it to us.

An amazing camcorder's kept you busy these days? Introduce it.

You're going on a much-anticipated trip? Where to?

Got any questions about computers, cellphones, video-games? Some people out here are sure to be experts in those areas.

Your kid's been a total pain in the ass of late? Reveal his last huge mess.

Had one of those true fights with your mum? Why?

Wanna ask for help in order to pick up somebody? Ask none other than your buddies.

Hate that disgusting relative of yours? Say more.

Had an epic fail this morning? Tell us why is that.

Been feeling real down ever-since the other day? Let it be us who cheer you up.

Looking forward to any special event? Let us know it too.

You're getting a divorce? We can share the enthusiasm with you.

It's your very own birthday today? Give us a reason to celebrate.

Your ugly left toe hurts? No prob to talk about it here.

Pissed off at your country's regime or government? Here's the place for politic stuff.

This new food tasted like nothing ever before? Give us the name.

Your philosophy on life is so intriguing/challenging/controversial to others? We're eager to learn more about it.

Think you have something to add to us? anything? Write it down here.

Have become or stopped being a religious? Explain your reasons.

Have killed an 80-year-old recently and thrown the body in a river? Bring your alibis or motivations here.

Your conscience just doesn't stop torturing you? Maybe we could calm you down.


See? This thread is simply unbelievable. It's so comprehensive it takes a millennium to talk about everything there is in the world in it.


Rules

1. Don't be a dick, let everybody say what they want, don't laugh and make fun of them.

2. Argue all you will, but just don't fight, ever. What? You want this thread locked?

3. No, absolutely no, please no Football talk here. No Milan too, yeah. You can talk about things related to Football and/or Milan, like how a Milan win made you leave the idea of suicide, or how a nation got revived by Football.

4. I said no Football? OK, but I reaffirm, no Football and especially no transfer talk. Jeez, it gives me such an unpleasant feeling to read irrelevant stuff.

5. Little to nothing sexy pics please, it's not an original idea and it's boring.

6. Read Morpheus' "Forum Etiquette" RedOranje's General Rules thread carefully and do as it is said.

7. Use vulgarism and swear words intelligently and for exaggeration. In other words, don't use the f-word as the building block of every sentence. Rely on the rest of the English language, which I believe is adequate enough.

Otherwise you'll be regarded as only a foulmouthed bitch.


Let's get started.

I, for one, if that counts for anything, already got thousands of ideas...

dreamer wrote:Because of that all.... I wrote Iras yesterday a PM to start this topic overhere aswell before someone beat him to it! :idea:

I keep my fingers crossed for you both tomorrow again!

Do me a favour when you are at Bali you two find a nice restaurant and order a RIJSTTAFEL Java style, make a screenshot of the bill and I will transfer the money to your account!
Slamat makan!

Have a beautifull wedding, honeymoon and nice life afterwards!

dreamer wrote:elmickio from Ireland, married May 27th 2011 and he went on his honeymoon to ao BALI INDONESIA, and I want to keep my promise to him and his bride, thats why I quote myself overhere from the old forum!

I keep my fingers crossed for you both tomorrow again!

Do me a favour when you are at Bali you two find a nice restaurant and order a RIJSTTAFEL Java style, make a screenshot of the bill and I will transfer the money to your account!
Slamat makan!

Have a beautifull wedding, honeymoon and nice life afterwards!

Hopefully elmickio find the way after his honeymoon to this meetingplace aswell!