Re: The Official Talk About Whatever Thread

by Red Alert Sun 27 Nov 2011, 06:41

Exams are over!!! cheers

One more week for step up and I'm done. Cool

by beatrixasdfghjk. Sun 27 Nov 2011, 07:45

FINALLY CAME BACK?

I still have an economics exam next week :facepalm:

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by dostoevsky Sun 27 Nov 2011, 07:55

Well done ynwa. Very Happy

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 06:28

I DIDN'T MAKE PEER SUPPORT: MY LIFE IS OVER.

by dostoevsky Mon 28 Nov 2011, 06:33

Hang in there son.

Let me improve your life with this inspirational tale, overheard by a friend on a bus.

This girl was talking to her friend about this pair of shoes she had ordered for a party. She'd been waiting for ages, but they hadn't come.

She thought they'd never arrive on time.

Then, hours before the party, they arrived.

Her inspirational parting gift: "So, like, never give up hope."

Believe beatrix.

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 06:41

I'm not, yet, but the chances of me somehow forcing someone else off the list are remarkably slim .__.

They picked all these trolls in our year T___TT.
Like, more troll than I am.

by dostoevsky Mon 28 Nov 2011, 07:39

To be honest, I don't think of you as a troll at all.

Completely random but not a troll. Razz

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 07:47

Well it was this idiot's birthday today, and he stabbed himself with an EpiPen, because he didn't know what it did :facepalm:

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And he got in ):

BUT THANKS ANYWAY, DOSTOEVSKY :bow:

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by dostoevsky Mon 28 Nov 2011, 07:48

He didn't know what to do with it...so he stabbed himself.

With an epipen.

:facepalm:

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 08:00

No, cos the needle shoots out, and he was just ... :facepalm:

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Yeah.

I can't really explain how retarded the rest of them are —

It might be because they already gave me a chance at leadership with High Resolves, and we sucked :L. My partner for that didn't get in either.

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 08:45

And anyway, it isn't that sort of hoping, it's more of a 'Xavi can't eat as many burgers as Messi' sort of hoping .__.

Why's he called Obesenel Mehssi?
I ≠ understand ):

by dostoevsky Mon 28 Nov 2011, 08:47

Because he's growing morbidly obese :coffee:

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 08:49

Yeah, I guessed that part, but what's the 'Mehssi'?

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 08:52

OKAY, I HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING UP, SO SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME.

The 'is suffering' is Xavi talking about Cesc?
WHAT IS THIS 'deceived me', and 'won today'?

I can't remember .__.

by BarcaKizz Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:19

Various Xavi quotes taken completely out of context but are still quite funny 'forum memes' if you like.

'deceived me' was about Zlatan

'won today'? I don't know what this is, maybe someone said 'the wrong team won today' before.

Obesenel Mehssi refers to people thinking Messi is fatter, though its actually that he did bulking and work on his upper body strength in preseason. Its accentuated by the problematic Barca shirts... which collect sweat and unattractively hang from/stick to the body.

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:21

I GOT THE OBESENEL BIT, BUT WHY IS THERE AN 'AITCH' IN MEHSSI FOR?

Tyvm :bow:

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by BarcaKizz Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:25

Oh, the 'meh' is another little 'forum meme'. As in the player is 'meh' (the sound), meaning average. You get? Obviously used ironically with Messi.

Mole is the one who keeps saying this with a bit of parody as he is a Messi fan.

IN OTHER NEWS: Brisbane Roar forward Besart Berisha has 9 goals in 8 games! Shocked

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:48

Oh, meh isn't really a meme, I should have figured that out :facepalm:

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by dostoevsky Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:18

'Won today' is parodying "football won today."

I can't even remember if that's a real quote or if we were just being mean to Xavi. Razz

by beatrixasdfghjk. Tue 29 Nov 2011, 06:58

Yeah, I thought it was, but I couldn't find a quote ._.

by dostoevsky Tue 29 Nov 2011, 07:00

"We put in a good performance and it's a fair result. This is a victory for football.

"We got the result that we deserved. We were again superior."

The king of being humble and respectful :coffee:

by BarcaKizz Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14

Firstly, 'football won today' is a popular phrase, not a phrase of Xavi.

Secondly, if your team deserved to win and you were superior I see no reason why saying that is wrong.

Humble? Yes, the man is probably the most humble footballer I know of.

Respectful? It depends on your idea of respect, and also what you can take. He speaks truths. People forget that the only reason why footballers ever say anything is because the media ask them questions to get answers from them. You never see the questions in news articles, just random isolated quotes. When Xavi is asked things, he replies honestly. The only time I believe Xavi has actually stepped across the line is the infamous 'Cesc is suffering' quote... which was again, horribly drawn out of context and the Barca media was pestering the Barca players for months. Regardless, his answer to his question did cross the line because he revealed personal and confidential information about a friend and a player from another club. It is obvious Cesc was suffering, but he shouldn't have said it. The important thing is, Xavi apologised in a couple of days. A sign of true class and humility in my eyes.

by dostoevsky Wed 30 Nov 2011, 03:11

The Official Talk About Whatever Thread - Page 21 77-51

I wasn't actually suggesting he isn't humble, I just knew you loved Xavi and would bite. Razz

by dostoevsky Fri 02 Dec 2011, 05:25

This is epic:

by beatrixasdfghjk. Fri 02 Dec 2011, 08:45

Can I run an auto-refresher to get this thread tonnes of views?

My friend and I did that on a group project: one of the posts ended up on >80,000 views, before we got bored .__.

by dostoevsky Sat 03 Dec 2011, 09:10

...why?

Also, no. Razz

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