Re: Kick and Shed's Off-Topic Thread

[Kick]

I struggle to do my fitness much less anything Mourinho would ask to do.

[Shed]

So much for "being at uni waiting for someone", eh there Kicky?....

[Juveman17]

Bumpy bump bump

[Kick]

So much for "being at uni waiting for someone", eh there Kicky?....

I went to the job then caught up with Forza.

[Juveman17]

Did you fight Forza

[Kick]

Haha, why would I fight Forza?

Nah, we chatted for a few hours.

[Juveman17]

Fight him for the throne

[Kick]

What Throne?

[Juveman17]

The King of New Zealand. Then you can claim the Kingdom of Australia and the Kingdom of Tahiti and claim the imperial throne of the Empire of Oceania.

[Kick]

Bro, what do you think I am working on over here?

[Juveman17]

You are the true heir to the throne. Your pure kiwi blood makes you destined to lead a united Oceania to a prosperous future. God speed, your majesty.

[Shed]

The King of New Zealand. Then you can claim the Kingdom of Australia and the Kingdom of Tahiti and claim the imperial throne of the Empire of Oceania.

You do realise Kicky was deported from New Zealand for obesity, don't you?

[Kick]

 

An obese 65kgs.

[Juveman17]

http://www.nationstates.net/region=empire_of_oceania

[Shed]

http://www.goallegacy.net/t29786p414-kick-and-shed-s-off-topic-thread#969555


Proof is in the pudding, my friends



I don't make the facts, I just report them

[Kick]

Yes, that was me....

[Juveman17]

Kick

[Shed]

Finally, he admits to it

[Kick]

Sarcasm, my friend.

[Shed]

You don't have the intelligence to utilise sarcasm

[Kick]

How much of that sentence did you have to google to spell correctly?

[Shed]

Nowt

Spoiler:

[Kick]

Second highest Chelsea poster.

Long way to the top, buddy

[Shed]

Not once my plans are implemented

[Kick]

Plans to make 8k posts?

[Shed]

Yes. Yes indeed

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