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Ricky cash aka Legend aka troll extraordinaire ; Arsenal's very own Cyberman!
by Arsenalfaithfull Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:16 pm
This guys is one of the most skillful football troll ever! lol He is going to gain a cult hero status soon 
Ricky Cash - Arsenal Gunners6 hours ago
ARSENAL VS MANCHESTER UNITED PROMO
*The sky is dark, and then all of a sudden lightning strikes from the sky and a picture of Red nose Ferguson and Wenger staring intensely at each other appears. Then a deep dramatic voice begins to talk*
ARSENAL vs Manchester United. A battle of glory. Of honor. Only one can win. And the one is Arsenal. United have done well to beat Chelsea in dramatic fashion, but now they meet their match. Walcott will simply tear them down. Evra stands no chance against the frightening fantastic pace of Walcott.
*Heavy rain begins to pour and a picture of Van Persie with his head in his hands is shown on the screen*
Van Persie.....the disgraced Gunner. He was kicked out of Arsenal this summer, after he got scared because he knew the signing of Giroud would mean he would be benched permanently at Arsenal. So he made up a story saying that he wanted to leave, even though he really wanted to stay but was just scared because he knew he would be on the bench all season. Van Persie? No. Now they call him Van Traitor. And he will surely suffer tears as Arsenal beat him like he stole something. Then Arsenal will beat him some more just to put an emphasis on the brutal beating.
*A picture of Wilshere smiling from ear to ear appears wtih Zidane on the ground bowing down to him*
Jack Wilshere the greatest midfielder to ever step on the pitch. Even Zidane bows to him and knows that Wilshere is better than he ever was. Jack Wilshere has no equals. He will crush the pathetic United midfield with precision and class.
Arsenal.............Whom can stop them???? This is their season of..........DESTINY. The trophies will come their way (watch video below before moving on)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUE6_B_frBA)
*An image of the United players all on the ground crying is shown. And then interviews are conducted*
Reporter: Mr. Rooney how much will Arsenal crush you by this week?
Rooney: I fear that they can beat us by 10 goals or more. I just pray they take it easy on us.
Reporter: Mr. Evra, how can you stop Walcott this week?
Evra: There is no stopping that boy Walcott. He is the best player of the world after THAT performance vs Sweden. He is the most explosive player I have seen since the Brazilian Ronaldo.
Reporter: Mr. Van Traitor. How does it feel to go up against your old club?
Van Traitor: It's terrible you know. I left to come to this inferior club. When you're at Arsenal you're at the top, and everyone else is a step down. I shed tears every night thinking about the good times at Arsenal, but I just wasn't up to the quality to play there anymore. I just wasn't good enough for Arsenal so I was kicked out and banished here to pathetic United.
*A choir is now heard singing praises. A bright sun rises and begins to shine giving hope to all. Happy music starts playing loudly and then in slow motion the whole Arsenal teams begins to walk onto the screen. Fans begin to wildly celebrate. Girls are seen crying out of sheer joy for getting to witness the fantastic Arsenal players. A joyous moment indeed*
Arsenal. The team that can't be stopped. Tune in this Saturday.
It's ARSENAL vs MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everything fades to black as a picture of Walcott and Wilshere looking intensely into the abyss is shown. Then the promo is over*
________________________________________________
I'm getting tears in my own eyes just thinking about how beautiful our win over United will be this week.
WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL??????????????
Ricky Cash - Arsenal Gunners6 hours ago
ARSENAL VS MANCHESTER UNITED PROMO
*The sky is dark, and then all of a sudden lightning strikes from the sky and a picture of Red nose Ferguson and Wenger staring intensely at each other appears. Then a deep dramatic voice begins to talk*
ARSENAL vs Manchester United. A battle of glory. Of honor. Only one can win. And the one is Arsenal. United have done well to beat Chelsea in dramatic fashion, but now they meet their match. Walcott will simply tear them down. Evra stands no chance against the frightening fantastic pace of Walcott.
*Heavy rain begins to pour and a picture of Van Persie with his head in his hands is shown on the screen*
Van Persie.....the disgraced Gunner. He was kicked out of Arsenal this summer, after he got scared because he knew the signing of Giroud would mean he would be benched permanently at Arsenal. So he made up a story saying that he wanted to leave, even though he really wanted to stay but was just scared because he knew he would be on the bench all season. Van Persie? No. Now they call him Van Traitor. And he will surely suffer tears as Arsenal beat him like he stole something. Then Arsenal will beat him some more just to put an emphasis on the brutal beating.
*A picture of Wilshere smiling from ear to ear appears wtih Zidane on the ground bowing down to him*
Jack Wilshere the greatest midfielder to ever step on the pitch. Even Zidane bows to him and knows that Wilshere is better than he ever was. Jack Wilshere has no equals. He will crush the pathetic United midfield with precision and class.
Arsenal.............Whom can stop them???? This is their season of..........DESTINY. The trophies will come their way (watch video below before moving on)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUE6_B_frBA)
*An image of the United players all on the ground crying is shown. And then interviews are conducted*
Reporter: Mr. Rooney how much will Arsenal crush you by this week?
Rooney: I fear that they can beat us by 10 goals or more. I just pray they take it easy on us.
Reporter: Mr. Evra, how can you stop Walcott this week?
Evra: There is no stopping that boy Walcott. He is the best player of the world after THAT performance vs Sweden. He is the most explosive player I have seen since the Brazilian Ronaldo.
Reporter: Mr. Van Traitor. How does it feel to go up against your old club?
Van Traitor: It's terrible you know. I left to come to this inferior club. When you're at Arsenal you're at the top, and everyone else is a step down. I shed tears every night thinking about the good times at Arsenal, but I just wasn't up to the quality to play there anymore. I just wasn't good enough for Arsenal so I was kicked out and banished here to pathetic United.
*A choir is now heard singing praises. A bright sun rises and begins to shine giving hope to all. Happy music starts playing loudly and then in slow motion the whole Arsenal teams begins to walk onto the screen. Fans begin to wildly celebrate. Girls are seen crying out of sheer joy for getting to witness the fantastic Arsenal players. A joyous moment indeed*
Arsenal. The team that can't be stopped. Tune in this Saturday.
It's ARSENAL vs MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everything fades to black as a picture of Walcott and Wilshere looking intensely into the abyss is shown. Then the promo is over*
________________________________________________
I'm getting tears in my own eyes just thinking about how beautiful our win over United will be this week.
WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL??????????????
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by Rev Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:23 pm
It's even funnier when people from goal.com think he's serious and start arguing with him. 
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Re: Ricky cash aka Legend aka troll extraordinaire ; Arsenal's very own Cyberman!
by Arsenalfaithfull Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:27 pm
Lol yea those poor naive fans ... They fall for it all the freakin time. Here ill post some more responses:
Yea boy.
Return of a top 3 goalkeeper of the entire world.
Now that my powerful Arsenal are getting back all of our star players we will never lose again.
Manchester United next week it will be your turn to be exposed. Van Traitor will be seeing stars as Walcott best in the world after THAT performance vs Sweden, and Wilshere who makes even Zidane jealous of his skill take to the pitch and systematically dismantle you guys limb by limb.
I'm getting tears in my eyes just thinking about how wonderful our win vs United will be next week!!!!!
Yea boy.
Return of a top 3 goalkeeper of the entire world.
Now that my powerful Arsenal are getting back all of our star players we will never lose again.
Manchester United next week it will be your turn to be exposed. Van Traitor will be seeing stars as Walcott best in the world after THAT performance vs Sweden, and Wilshere who makes even Zidane jealous of his skill take to the pitch and systematically dismantle you guys limb by limb.
I'm getting tears in my eyes just thinking about how wonderful our win vs United will be next week!!!!!
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by S Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:42 pm
Legend.
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Re: Ricky cash aka Legend aka troll extraordinaire ; Arsenal's very own Cyberman!
by fatman123 Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:19 am
Arsenalfaithfull wrote:WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL??????????????
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by Raptorgunner Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:39 pm
The funny thing is, I dont believe he is a Arsenal fan.
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by la bestia negra Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:24 pm
ARSENAL v BAYERN FULL PROMO - SECOND LEG
AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION...............
Darkness all around. Only a clock is heard. Nothing more.
Tick.............................................. .Tock............................................. .........................................
Tick.............................................. ........................Tock...................... .................................................
Tick.............................................. .Tock............................................. .........................................
(Suddenly a little girl appears. She is standing in desolate cornfield surrounded by nothing but darkness. Her eyes redden as she delivers a cryptic message to Bayern in a creepy voice)
Creepy Little Girl: Ooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaaayernnnnnnnnnnn. Oooooooooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeernnnnnnnnnn! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end is near. The end is near. The end is near.
March 13, 2013. The day that Bayen fell.
(Then the little girl breaks out into an eery crackling laugh that would pierce your ears. Pierce your soul. Chill your bones. Bayern know it is the end now.............)
TIck.............................Tock............. ......Tick...........................Tock.
Tick............................Tock.............. ............Tick.................................. ..Tock.
TIck.............................Tock............. ......Tick...........................Tock.
Tick............................Tock.............. ............Tick.................................. ..Tock.
(Suddenly a fire consumes the little girl. She screams in agony......then her screams begin to sound like a man. Then, the fire is out and all goes dark. A bright beam of light is shined on the former little girl to reveal a man...........his name.................Toni Kroos)
Kroos: Why oh why did I score that goal???? Why oh why did I give our team hope that we would advance past the most powerful side of our times??? Why oh why have I condemned my team to being victims of the most epic comeback of all time on March 13, 2013. Why?? OH GAWD WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
(Kroos sobs uncontrollably. And then he stops. Eerie music begins to play in the background. Kroos looks around turning in circles frightened and scared. His heart is now racing so fast it feels like popping out his chest. Then he sees him.)
Kroos: Whaaaaa....noooooo...............noooooooooo...... .......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....it........can't....... be.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(Standing before him is Theo Walcott. He has a cheeky grin on his face as he calmly stares at Kroos. Suddenly they are teleported to a dungeon. In this dungeon the rest of the Bayern players are already shackled up awaiting for their judgement.)
Theo Walcott: You know the drill Kroos.
Kroos: But...wait......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Before Kroos knows it he has been thrown in the dungeon along with the rest of the Bayern players.
They will not be let out until the day of judgement. March 13, 2013. Bayern know their doomsday is soon nearing now. I, Ricky Cash know it. We all know it.
Interviews:
Reporter: Schweinsteiger why did you get yourself sent off in the last match?
Schweinsteiger: Why else? I dont want to be on the pitch when Arsenal makes the most glorious, awe inspiring, future movie script comeback that they will inevitably make. They are an awesome power who we can not contain.
Reporter: Mr. Henynckes!!! Mr. Heynckes!!! How will you stop that boy Wilshere?
Jupp Heynckes: Well, I'll tell you right now there is no stopping that boy. He is the greatest midfielder to step on the pitch in our generation. Watching him sends chills up my spine. He makes me think..Zidane who? Zidane must be jealous watching this boy play and wonder why he wasn't given even half the talent that Wilshere posseses.
Reporter: Alaba!! Alaba!!! Two questions!! Why do you look like that rapper Tyler, The Creator and how can you stop Walcott best player of the world on March 13, 2013? The day of your judgement. The day of your doom.
Alaba: (Chuckling) Well, I am laughing because I do look like that rapper guy, but also because it is funny you ask how to stop Walcott. He is too powerful for me. THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM.
(Interviews are concluded, and the Bayern players are led back to their cells in the dungeon. They are not allowed to leave until they step foot on the pitch on March 13, 2013. The day of their judgement. The day of their doom.)
March 13, 2013. The day that Bayern fell.
with a roar I cry out............................................... .
WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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by Raptorgunner Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:28 pm
la bestia negra wrote:
ARSENAL v BAYERN FULL PROMO - SECOND LEG
AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION...............
Darkness all around. Only a clock is heard. Nothing more.
Tick.............................................. .Tock............................................. .........................................
Tick.............................................. ........................Tock...................... .................................................
Tick.............................................. .Tock............................................. .........................................
(Suddenly a little girl appears. She is standing in desolate cornfield surrounded by nothing but darkness. Her eyes redden as she delivers a cryptic message to Bayern in a creepy voice)
Creepy Little Girl: Ooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaaayernnnnnnnnnnn. Oooooooooooooooooooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeernnnnnnnnnn! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end is near. The end is near. The end is near.
March 13, 2013. The day that Bayen fell.
(Then the little girl breaks out into an eery crackling laugh that would pierce your ears. Pierce your soul. Chill your bones. Bayern know it is the end now.............)
TIck.............................Tock............. ......Tick...........................Tock.
Tick............................Tock.............. ............Tick.................................. ..Tock.
TIck.............................Tock............. ......Tick...........................Tock.
Tick............................Tock.............. ............Tick.................................. ..Tock.
(Suddenly a fire consumes the little girl. She screams in agony......then her screams begin to sound like a man. Then, the fire is out and all goes dark. A bright beam of light is shined on the former little girl to reveal a man...........his name.................Toni Kroos)
Kroos: Why oh why did I score that goal???? Why oh why did I give our team hope that we would advance past the most powerful side of our times??? Why oh why have I condemned my team to being victims of the most epic comeback of all time on March 13, 2013. Why?? OH GAWD WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
(Kroos sobs uncontrollably. And then he stops. Eerie music begins to play in the background. Kroos looks around turning in circles frightened and scared. His heart is now racing so fast it feels like popping out his chest. Then he sees him.)
Kroos: Whaaaaa....noooooo...............noooooooooo...... .......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....it........can't....... be.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(Standing before him is Theo Walcott. He has a cheeky grin on his face as he calmly stares at Kroos. Suddenly they are teleported to a dungeon. In this dungeon the rest of the Bayern players are already shackled up awaiting for their judgement.)
Theo Walcott: You know the drill Kroos.
Kroos: But...wait......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Before Kroos knows it he has been thrown in the dungeon along with the rest of the Bayern players.
They will not be let out until the day of judgement. March 13, 2013. Bayern know their doomsday is soon nearing now. I, Ricky Cash know it. We all know it.
Interviews:
Reporter: Schweinsteiger why did you get yourself sent off in the last match?
Schweinsteiger: Why else? I dont want to be on the pitch when Arsenal makes the most glorious, awe inspiring, future movie script comeback that they will inevitably make. They are an awesome power who we can not contain.
Reporter: Mr. Henynckes!!! Mr. Heynckes!!! How will you stop that boy Wilshere?
Jupp Heynckes: Well, I'll tell you right now there is no stopping that boy. He is the greatest midfielder to step on the pitch in our generation. Watching him sends chills up my spine. He makes me think..Zidane who? Zidane must be jealous watching this boy play and wonder why he wasn't given even half the talent that Wilshere posseses.
Reporter: Alaba!! Alaba!!! Two questions!! Why do you look like that rapper Tyler, The Creator and how can you stop Walcott best player of the world on March 13, 2013? The day of your judgement. The day of your doom.
Alaba: (Chuckling) Well, I am laughing because I do look like that rapper guy, but also because it is funny you ask how to stop Walcott. He is too powerful for me. THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM.
(Interviews are concluded, and the Bayern players are led back to their cells in the dungeon. They are not allowed to leave until they step foot on the pitch on March 13, 2013. The day of their judgement. The day of their doom.)
March 13, 2013. The day that Bayern fell.
with a roar I cry out............................................... .
WHOM CAN STOP MY POWERFUL ARSENAL?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Amazing.
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by la bestia negra Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:51 pm
Bayern MunCHEAT are a disgrace. They paid off the officials to make all those bad calls against us such as...........
-Javi Garcia karate kicks our player yet only gets a yellow, but Nani got red. MunCHEATERS.
-Walcott flagged offside when he was clearly on and would've easily scored the goal which would have ended up sending us through to the quarters. MunCHEATERS.
-Bayern play like savages during the match violently hacking down and assaulting our innocent players who only want to pay a proper football. But Bayern think they are UFC fighters out on the pitch. Bunch of thugs, and the ref never calls their vicious savages for the fouls they commit against our players. MunCHEATERS.
SHALL I CONTINUE OR ARE YOU MUNCHEAT FANS EMBARASSED ENOUGH AND READY TO DISOWN THAT CHEATING BAYERN CLUB YET???
HUH?? HUH??? HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????????
-Javi Garcia karate kicks our player yet only gets a yellow, but Nani got red. MunCHEATERS.
-Walcott flagged offside when he was clearly on and would've easily scored the goal which would have ended up sending us through to the quarters. MunCHEATERS.
-Bayern play like savages during the match violently hacking down and assaulting our innocent players who only want to pay a proper football. But Bayern think they are UFC fighters out on the pitch. Bunch of thugs, and the ref never calls their vicious savages for the fouls they commit against our players. MunCHEATERS.
SHALL I CONTINUE OR ARE YOU MUNCHEAT FANS EMBARASSED ENOUGH AND READY TO DISOWN THAT CHEATING BAYERN CLUB YET???
HUH?? HUH??? HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????????
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by rwo power Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:24 pm
Ricky Cash
Such delusion!
Such delusion!
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by BarrileteCosmico Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:30 pm
He's more like super floren than cyberman 
What if he is super floren?
What if he is super floren?
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by RealGunner Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:32 pm
I don't find him entertaining at all
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by rwo power Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:42 pm
I'm more awed how he manages to regularly post from the closed ward of his mental asylum.RealGunner wrote:I don't find him entertaining at all
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by RealGunner Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:43 pm
Free wifi at the mental asylum
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by Doc Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:55 pm
RealGunner wrote:I don't find him entertaining at all
I didn't find it funny myself.
Cyberman and SuperFlo were more entertaining in their deliveries. Probably because I think some part of them believed what they wrote...
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by FennecFox7 Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:07 pm
He's hilarious.. are you kidding?
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