Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

by Robespierre Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:34 am

Noticing that " From Guarin - Mata swap to this absolutely dumb movement by our management."

that user really believed in some Italian journalist who said the rumour " Inter has refused swap on pair Mata-Guarin" (Pedullà,enough considered here) .. as if 2 player could have same valutation : :facepalm:

Guarin 15- Mata over 40

this because I realized how much Mata is underrated from many in Italy, and therefore the journalists aren't able to invent bullshits.

In November I remember when Gazzetta dello Sport wrote " Chelsea wants to swap Vucinic for Mata ,but Juventus refuses" , lol , Mata would have been even perfect for Conte

Gil wrote:Don't Inter fans hate Guarin though? Why the outrage?

Because they hate Juventus more than Guarin and therefore they didn't want to favour Juve with this swap. we would have swapped Guarin , a regular player here with Vucinic 3 years older , reserve in Juventus this after ( after they bought Tevez and Vucinic) with contract expiring ... "on a par" without money
substantially it would have been more a favour to Juventus than us considering Juve is trying to sell Vucinic out project and it is searching a replacement for Pogba ( juve fans never would admitt it, but it is so.)
It was a matter of principle . We are sucking in Serie A, we don't deserve to lose the honour too.

Juve fans talk about a poor figure of society now, maybe, personally I am proud about this rebellion of Inter fans with a great Curva Nord. It was our " French revolution" about 3 years of governmental malpractice Proud

Maybe I was prophetic with this nick . I need to complete the work Proud

Now Interisti want to sell him ,yes , but not to Juventus of course.

S wrote:
Gil wrote:Don't Inter fans hate Guarin though? Why the outrage?

Inter pulled out of the deal at first but Guarin on other hand was pushing for the move and threatened to not turn up for training if this deal didnt go through.Hence the outrage.

Not exactly this.
Inter fans were indignant for this swap because it would have been a favour to you ... to juventus...
a degeneration of situation . You can accept unwillingly to sell Eto'o, Motta for Palombo, Coutinho, to buy Schelotto but if you are going to swap " on par" an important regular player for a reserve of Juventus the people becomes mad.
about " guarin wants to go to Juve" this is simply something of more , but it is same thing for Vucinic.He wants to go to Inter because he loves to be considered important and for a better contract. All think so. Guarin would have earned 3.5 to Juve instead than 2.2/2.5 ...
his agent is a clown , he asked to Chelsea a contract for €4.5m a year, after tax, a €1m net increase on his Inter salary . but Chelsea were informed that the former FC Porto midfielder was actually on just €2.5m net in Italy and terminated their interest ,all very principled.

by Winter is Coming Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:19 am

I found this on Barcelona forum

When Barcelona saw Wenger they told Messi "Make Tello look good".

by B-Mac Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:10 pm

found this on bluemoon in Pogba thread, absolute gold lmfao

Didn't see a thread on this yet but Juventus have said with the right offer they may have no choice but to let him go. He is a beast of a player and will only get better. What does everyone thing?

I heard gossip that he was coming to us.

Swap deal with Garcia

Here comes the punch line

They would have to add money on top.

my sides ffs

by RED Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:43 pm

B-Mac wrote:found this on bluemoon in Pogba thread, absolute gold lmfao

Didn't see a thread on this yet but Juventus have said with the right offer they may have no choice but to let him go. He is a beast of a player and will only get better. What does everyone thing?

I heard gossip that he was coming to us.

Swap deal with Garcia

Here comes the punch line
They would have to add money on top.

my sides ffs

Going from Juve to City will be a downgrade for Pogba. So these bitters can continue dreaming about signing him. Funny reading that tho'

by B-Mac Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:47 pm

the fact one of them believe Javi bleeping Garcia was worth more then Pogba Proud

by chemicalboy99 Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:24 pm

B-Mac wrote:the fact one of them believe Javi bleeping Garcia was worth more then Pogba

Hahahaha.....oh lord, Yanited fans and their legendary sense of humour bypass. Laughing

RELAX tards it's an in joke.

Most City fans would swap Javi Garcia for a corner flag or Danny Welbeck if we we're really desperate AND give him penalty duties.

by B-Mac Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:28 pm

chemicalboy99 wrote:
B-Mac wrote:the fact one of them believe Javi bleeping Garcia was worth more then Pogba

Hahahaha.....oh lord, Yanited fans and their legendary sense of humour bypass.

RELAX tards it's an in joke.

Most City fans would swap Javi Garcia for a corner flag or Danny Welbeck if we we're really desperate AND give him penalty duties.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f72/16/79/56/27/calma10.png

by RED Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:36 am

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/caption-contest-moyes-mata.383178/#post-14935899

This whole thread has me in tears.. pmsl

by RealGunner Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:38 am

"And that's my daughter over there. Her name's Lauren."

rofl

by RED Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:48 am

RealGunner wrote:"And that's my daughter over there. Her name's Lauren."

lol. This one as well is my fav.

That trophy over there? Ah that's nothing, just the community shield *looks on smugly*

by Busby Babe Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:05 am

RED wrote:

lol. This one as well is my fav.

That trophy over there? Ah that's nothing, just the community shield *looks on smugly*

That's the best one rofl

by M99 Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:13 am

'Come on Juan, to the Kroos thread'

rofl

by futbol Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:42 pm

Arsenal fan on a Barca forum:

Draxler deal is off. Wenger won't pay Schalke's asking price.

Best we can do now is a loan deal....Tello, Vucinic. But after Draxler it's a bit of anti-climax.

Response:

If world peace cost 40m Wenger would bid 30m

by Doc Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:37 pm

I'm sure Wenger would give you a detailed explanation as to why World Peace is not economically viable at that price...

by Hapless_Hans Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:02 pm

the question is whether 'World peace' is top, top quality.

by Kick Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:06 pm

Can world peace become the next Henry?

If not, Draxler > World Peace.

by InterMalia Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:32 pm

The quote just disappears Sad

by Lex Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:18 pm

Metta World Peace?

Guy's worth like 25p. Titanic c*nt.

by Lex Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:18 pm

gasmanc wrote:
But Januzaj is as important to United as Suarez is to Liverpool so obviously they are comparable, you know this argument Barn.
You've counted more *bleep* chickens than Bernard Mathews in recent times and it May well come back and bite you on the arse.

Jesus f*cking wept

by futbol Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:36 pm

Redcafe is my absolute favourite forum besides GL. Look at all those plastics whining why they didn't get Mourinho in the summer: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/mourinho-at-chelsea-warning-major-caf-love-in-inside.379033/page-21 Laughing

by Winter is Coming Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:57 pm

I'm an Arsenal fan but I'd just like to say I'm delighted that Chelsea beat a team that's probably spent about £600 million on players in the last 4 years. Congratulations.

A comment from DM lol what have Chelsea been spending in that 4 years? Peanuts?

by Blue Barrett Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:29 am

Winter is Coming wrote:
I'm an Arsenal fan but I'd just like to say I'm delighted that Chelsea beat a team that's probably spent about £600 million on players in the last 4 years. Congratulations.

A comment from DM lol what have Chelsea been spending in that 4 years? Peanuts?

Probably half that.

by The_Badger Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:23 am

Winter is Coming wrote:
I'm an Arsenal fan but I'd just like to say I'm delighted that Chelsea beat a team that's probably spent about £600 million on players in the last 4 years. Congratulations.

A comment from DM lol what have Chelsea been spending in that 4 years? Peanuts?

Ha! I like how the fact Chelsea are only where they are because Abramovich blew over a £1bn on them is suddenly forgotten because Man City followed the same model. Now they're the bad guys! rofl

by Pip Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:55 am

Winter is Coming wrote:
I'm an Arsenal fan but I'd just like to say I'm delighted that Chelsea beat a team that's probably spent about £600 million on players in the last 4 years. Congratulations.

A comment from DM lol what have Chelsea been spending in that 4 years? Peanuts?

According to Transfermarkt (give or take a total discrepancy of £30m):

2013-14: £113m
2012-13: £101m
2011-12: £91m
2010-11: £111m
Total: £416m

by Lex Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:03 am

It's not exactly the sort of cash you find tucked between the cushions on your couch

by Kick Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:50 am

Lex wrote:It's not exactly the sort of cash you find tucked between the cushions on your couch

Maybe for you.

I always seem to be losing my 500m pound notes between the cushions.

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