Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

by DeletedUser#1 Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:37 pm

Grand Old Team (Everton's biggest forum) match thread when Spurs and Liverpool were playing Laughing

They are now saying Gattuso fixed the CL final in 2005 rofl

by M99 Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:00 pm

Natalie Portman wrote:Grand Old Team (Everton's biggest forum) match thread when Spurs and Liverpool were playing

They are now saying Gattuso fixed the CL final in 2005

by Bear Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:27 am

This obsession with youngsters is hilarious. Powell has done *bleep* all yet at this level, Cleverley hasn't really had 5 good games in his United career to speak about, Zaha is unproven, and Welbeck only remembered how to scored five minutes ago. So suddenly we 'improve' the team by selling half the squad and playing them?

Christ. I wonder if some fans actually wipe their cocks after a wank of if they sit there in awe looking at their discharge, proclaiming it a nailed on future number 7

from Redcafe

by fatman123 Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:04 pm

Hey bot do you think that Ilkay Gundogan is that good? I mean he's been heavily linked with a move to Manchester United but its not like he's a world class player. I've never heard of him until now and he seems so good, is it true Bot? Even if he does want to leave, Dortmund wont let him go that easily right?

To Eurosports transfer bot

by Lex Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:28 pm

by M99 Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:32 pm

Lex wrote:

LOL

by S Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:36 pm

From R&B forums.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/01/06/keisuke.gif

Galliani: I know Kaka scored his 100th goal, but I need you to clap for Matri's well-being.

Honda: Oh okay..

by RED Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:23 pm

If Moyes fell in a barrel full of tits he would come out sucking his own thumb.

This describes Moyes' fortunes at Utd right now. lol

by Lex Wed Jan 08, 2014 3:02 am

^ From that very same thread

Moyes looks totally insane. I half expect him to start slinging his poo at our players. What else has he got left to inspire them? wrote:

Can't......breathe....... rofl

by LeBéninois Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:44 am

The Verminator wrote:^ lmao

Is it fabregas in your gif ? if so what is it about `?

by The Verminator Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:30 am

Bénin wrote:
The Verminator wrote:^ lmao

Is it fabregas in your gif ? if so what is it about `?

Yea it is. It's part of the Fabregas Show. It's basically a preview of the show. Check it out:

Spoiler:

Btw I put it in spoilers because this vid's got nothing to do with the thread. Wink

by RED Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:38 am

Lex wrote:^ From that very same thread

Can't......breathe.......

I lol'd so hard at that.

by futbol Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:33 pm

Redcafe always delivers:

In light of the way we are playing since Moyes took over - when do fans say enough is enough and start supporting other clubs?

At Christmas there, I had a choice of buying a Manchester Utd home jersey against the Arsenal home jersey for my youngest child. Of course I bought the United jersey as I am a T0p Red and have no problem with my children supporting a team of over priced second rate players on massive salaries. But that is for now - but how long can people go building up false hope and lying to children?

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:13 am

Newcastle board on Pepe Mel to West Brom

looks like a disgraced geography teacher

by S Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:48 pm

From Milan forums,in reference to Balotelli's constant diving :

I hope they lace the san siro pitch with poison ivy next game.

by Winter is Coming Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:23 pm

I do not believe Xavi is better than Yaya Toure. Toure is an actual Midfield general and always dangerous on the break. I've never seen Xavi win a match on his own. Disgraceful.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:35 pm

by S Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:53 pm

Having a gala time reading the Inter forums right now,including some these gems rofl

How to destroy a Club: A """"""EX"""""" JUVE STADIUM HELPER (FASSONE), A INDONESIAN MAN WITHOUT MONEY (THOHIR), MARCO BRANCA (THE IDIOT) AND AUSILIO (THIS GUY WHO FLYS IN SERBIAN AND OTHER 100 LANDS AND IN THE END HE BUYS NOTHING, GG)

From Guarin - Mata swap to this absolutely dumb movement by our management... Gosh, history repeating. The biggest joke club in tranfers in history of football, a.k.a. Internazionale Milano.

I imagine Branca and Fassone celebrating, thinking they made the deal of the century.

Might just be up for a visit to the suicide thread

Imma play Sims 3, create "Inter" family: Fassone and Branca in the same house. Create a pool, deleting the ladders..

http://forzainterforums.com/images/smilies/awwwyeah.png

I never imagine that after all retarded deals our management made in the last few years, after selling Motta, Sneijder, Cassano, Cou, that our managment will do even more idiotic and retarded deal. Well they sure can brake their boundaries of their stupidity. They went full retard.

According to Sky, the history is this one:

Inter: Hey, we're interested in Mirko.
Juve: $#@! off.
Inter: Don't be so mean, we have cash.
Juve: No, you don't, $#@! off.
Inter: Oh, c'mon, you don't need him, he's old, injury prone, has an scruffy stinky beard, and you have Tévez, why don't we negotiate.
Juve: No, dude, $#@! off.
Inter: http://forzainterforums.com/images/smilies/okay.png
Juve: Want Mirko? Give us Guarín? (He'll reject, so this guy will stop calling me)
Inter: YESSSSS, YESSSSSS, I'LL GIVE YOU GUARÍN
Juve: Wait, what?
Inter: You heard it, babe.
Juve: Okay, in which motel you want to meet? Bring Branca, he always likes to get ass $#@!d.

THE END.

http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?10271-Fredy-Guar%EDn/page187

This thread rofl

by Gil Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:55 pm

Don't Inter fans hate Guarin though? Why the outrage?

by S Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:59 pm

Gil wrote:Don't Inter fans hate Guarin though? Why the outrage?

Inter pulled out of the deal at first but Guarin on other hand was pushing for the move and threatened to not turn up for training if this deal didnt go through.Hence the outrage.

by zizzle Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:00 pm

Coz the deal doesnt make any sense, we're trading a 10-15m player for a 30 year old who has no resale value, even worse he's a juvi player.

by Hapless_Hans Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:48 pm

from redcafe

dobba wrote:"Good evening [[e.woodward@manutd.com]] I am an African Prince. If you give me just £40m I can place bid for Juan Mata."

by RED Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:18 am

Hapless_Hans wrote:from redcafe

dobba wrote:"Good evening [[e.woodward@manutd.com]] I am an African Prince. If you give me just £40m I can place bid for Juan Mata."

another one. About Mata signing his deal tomorrow.

Hows he gonna get this contract signed with so many shit pens around the place

Genius

by B-Mac Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:59 am

that's brilliant^

by Lex Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:10 am

Redcafe seem to be at their witty best when they're losing

Moyes looks like he's just been diagnosed with a terminal illness

by Robespierre Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:34 am

Noticing that " From Guarin - Mata swap to this absolutely dumb movement by our management."

that user really believed in some Italian journalist who said the rumour " Inter has refused swap on pair Mata-Guarin" (Pedullà,enough considered here) .. as if 2 player could have same valutation : :facepalm:

Guarin 15- Mata over 40

this because I realized how much Mata is underrated from many in Italy, and therefore the journalists aren't able to invent bullshits.

In November I remember when Gazzetta dello Sport wrote " Chelsea wants to swap Vucinic for Mata ,but Juventus refuses" , lol , Mata would have been even perfect for Conte

Gil wrote:Don't Inter fans hate Guarin though? Why the outrage?

Because they hate Juventus more than Guarin and therefore they didn't want to favour Juve with this swap. we would have swapped Guarin , a regular player here with Vucinic 3 years older , reserve in Juventus this after ( after they bought Tevez and Vucinic) with contract expiring ... "on a par" without money
substantially it would have been more a favour to Juventus than us considering Juve is trying to sell Vucinic out project and it is searching a replacement for Pogba ( juve fans never would admitt it, but it is so.)
It was a matter of principle . We are sucking in Serie A, we don't deserve to lose the honour too.

Juve fans talk about a poor figure of society now, maybe, personally I am proud about this rebellion of Inter fans with a great Curva Nord. It was our " French revolution" about 3 years of governmental malpractice Proud

Maybe I was prophetic with this nick . I need to complete the work Proud

Now Interisti want to sell him ,yes , but not to Juventus of course.

S wrote:
Gil wrote:Don't Inter fans hate Guarin though? Why the outrage?

Inter pulled out of the deal at first but Guarin on other hand was pushing for the move and threatened to not turn up for training if this deal didnt go through.Hence the outrage.

Not exactly this.
Inter fans were indignant for this swap because it would have been a favour to you ... to juventus...
a degeneration of situation . You can accept unwillingly to sell Eto'o, Motta for Palombo, Coutinho, to buy Schelotto but if you are going to swap " on par" an important regular player for a reserve of Juventus the people becomes mad.
about " guarin wants to go to Juve" this is simply something of more , but it is same thing for Vucinic.He wants to go to Inter because he loves to be considered important and for a better contract. All think so. Guarin would have earned 3.5 to Juve instead than 2.2/2.5 ...
his agent is a clown , he asked to Chelsea a contract for €4.5m a year, after tax, a €1m net increase on his Inter salary . but Chelsea were informed that the former FC Porto midfielder was actually on just €2.5m net in Italy and terminated their interest ,all very principled.

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