Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[BarcaLearning]

Discussion about comparison of the best leagues:

"Arsenal almost overcame one of the biggest holes to beat Bayern in their own manor! Would you actually bet your life on Dortmund beating either CHelsea, Man u or Man city or even Arsenal in a head to head. Are you forgetting how far Dortmund were behind Bayern in the league last season,but yet the lowly Arsenal had Bayern absolutely crapping tier pants at home when they had a 3 goal advantage!

There are so many holes in any argument for either Spain or Germany being on Par with England it isn't funny!
I watch Bayern play today and i see a very good team indeed ,but against Arsenal i wouldn't bet on them winning.
In contrast i fear the day when Arsenal play Chelsea and Man city based on what i have seen from those two teams thus far."

So there are still ppl who think Arsenal can challenge the likes of Bayern?  

[Harmonica]

Just visited barcaforum and it reads:

Hacked By Federal, Moroccan From Hell.

[Suarez99]

This one goes back a while, but it still makes me chuckle.

Comment was made on DailyMail report after Arsenal beat Barcelona 2-1 a few years back.

Arsenal showed again tonight that they, along with barca are the two finest teams in the world - no one else comes close. And also show that when they are not fouled, cheated and kicked of the park by the likes of man u, chelsea, bent refs etc that they are clearly a class above the rest of the premier league.

[Blue Barrett]

ea forums

Well i was playing a normal game of FIFA UT against Zenit in a single player tourney and they decided to substitute Bystrov for Djordjevic. I thought nothing of it until the animation came showing the 4th official typing in the numbers of the players getting substituted. Bystrov is number 34 and Djordjevic is number 77. That means that the Substitute board looked something like this "7734". When the animation showed the 4th official typing in the numbers it was upside down and flipped. Making "7734" look like "HELL". My fraps wasn't running but I went straight back into kick off and tried to replicate it.

This is what I got...



... It's clear, someone wants to kill me!

[rwo power]

At LOL.com in a Bayern vs Chelsea article:

BREAKING : Chelsea have completed the signing of Korean player Park De Bus on a 4 year deal.

[futbol]

Redcafe in the Özil transfer thread:

How would we fit him and Giggs into the same side?

[RED]

I have Redcafe on another tab atm....it's hilarious over there right now.

This post was about United on deadline day.

This whole thing smacks of a student rushing to e-mail an assignment in on time but he doesn't know what word format he's supposed to save it as.

*dead* lmao.

[RED]

Redcafe is in meltdown.

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

<nufclad147> sundelrand sign borini from liverpool
<nufclad157> lol makems ticking on a striker
<nufclad157> hire purchess
<nufclad157> no monie
<LFC|Ghost> Your a bit thick aren't you nufclad.  Sunderland signed like 10 players on perm deals.  <LFC|Ghost> How many did newcastle sign.
<LFC|Ghost> Remy is only on loan, with no option to buy.
<LFC|Ghost>@SoccerByIves: So Newcastle managed to sign nobody. What went wrong? Probably the fact Joe Kinnear couldn't pronounce the names of any transfer targets.
<nufclad157> Logged Off

[jibers]

ANNABELL 8 minutes ago
A SCIENTEST CANNOT BE A PRESIDENT BUT MOU PROVED IT.
A CONDUCTOR CANNOT BE A SUPERSTAR BUT MARCELO PROVED IT.
A M.O.N.K.E.Y CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, PEPE,
G@YNALDO AND LOW LIFE REAL MADRID FANS DID IT.

lol.com

[jibers]

Hancock 37 minutes ago
Messi is actually a Madrid fan. He isn't coming out and saying it to the public because it would be even worse than if he came out and said he was gay. Deep in his heart he cheers for Madrid, and wishes he could play or Madrid someday, but he knows what happend to Figo. He won't be able to visit Barcelona ever, like Figo if he forced a move to his beloved Blancos.

[futbol]

Not sure Messi would fancy playing for Madrid. Villa is there now.

[rwo power]

[Lex]

[Rebaño Sagrado]

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/13819/step1.gif

[ronalessi]

lmao  

[Yeezus]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/have-you-ever-built-a-wall.188609/

[Yeezus]

RedCafe user's comment on Fellaini vs Soton earlier today:

Kill it with fire.

[Raptorgunner]

We will *bleep* around until we play Arsenal. Then we'll smash those *bleep* and stroll our way to a 21st title. Here's hoping...
Redcafe.   

[RED]

Red Cafe is just pure gold these days. Even though I share their frustrations.

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

Its not only horses...


Think Samson would have hit him before Cisse got one on target like  

[McAgger]

From the Spurs forum


"Right Lads. Really excited now. For the first time in years I`ve just managed to get through my shift at work without hearing the result. I`m gonna grab a couple of beers and watch my sky plus recording and not view any posts on here to give anything away. Come on you mother-*bleep* spurs lets smash`em. Judging by the number of pages on the match thread already I`m getting the tingling feeling there`s a spurs classic on the way. See ya later ! COYS"

poor guy

[The Verminator]

^ lmao

[RED]

From the Spurs forum


"Right Lads. Really excited now. For the first time in years I`ve just managed to get through my shift at work without hearing the result. I`m gonna grab a couple of beers and watch my sky plus recording and not view any posts on here to give anything away. Come on you mother-*bleep* spurs lets smash`em. Judging by the number of pages on the match thread already I`m getting the tingling feeling there`s a spurs classic on the way. See ya later ! COYS"

poor guy

LOL.

Found another. This is what a Spurs fan thought of Kyle Naughton's performance today

I refuse to believe this man is a professional footballer and not part of some reality TV life-swap show. Somewhere in Sheffield, there is a perfectly competent Premier League full back sat behind a supermarket checkout.

[M99]

A moment of silence for the deceived one.

[DeletedUser#1]

Grand Old Team (Everton's biggest forum) match thread when Spurs and Liverpool were playing

They are now saying Gattuso fixed the CL final in 2005

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