Seriously, apart from Boss, being Boss, Shaqiri pretty much fits what an usual Arsenal signing would be. Young, talented, but is an actual natural winger.

Anyways: vP Captain, Vermaelen vice Captain.

Although if it's the other way around I wouldn't mind it.

Shaqiri shoots a lot though

You all know how grumpy Wenger gets when someone shoots the ball:

Iceman wrote:Shaqiri shoots a lot though

You all know how grumpy Wenger gets when someone shoots the ball:

SHHH!!! Boss going to be mad at you and Wenger for that!!

ha ha haa YOU"RE CERAZY guySs definitelY.....ej ej wait..do u really thinks that i would be a good choice -i mean being asn's CaPtain - ohhH YeaHHHH ...Well u couldn't even imagine ME in Press Conferences where the hell is Barton -aaa-lool - who the effin! thinks he is e -\ So what-who cares 4 Chelsea-Utd etc - ohh hell !- till im asn's Captain-we gonna beat em BADLY ..any question pls....not u a monkey LOOL..ya MISS- ahaa..yeahH pls ..ohhh yeahh..ahaa ahaa-OhH come on ya ...uhhhh...trololoool.......

SERIOUSLY: Im just Happy n Really LUCKY being here with U guys ....Im HONEST 100%...in general yeahh i'm really feeling LIKE A BOSS..aa ha haaaaaaaaa

Finally...I want Shaqiri to join ASN...LOOL + I know
Do NOT QuoTE "or even reply" ! PLS. RESPECT .

RESPECT,

Epic!

considering rvp's good relationship with the doctors, the true captain here is verm.