Re: Off-Topic Garden Café

by elmickio Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:54 pm

Hey IRAS as passionate as ever my Iranian Rebel!

It's funny as you have mentioned Movies of 2010 and apart from Black Swan and Inception I did not care for the rest, now that's just me persoanlly.

Take Inceptions director Christopher Nolan, a f%^&%ing genius who could be the person responsible for changing cinema forever with his vision.

I normally go for low budget movies that has a story, and because of the Torrents scence, there doesn't seem to be any budgets for these movies.

I completely respect your descion and your fire when mentioning this, but i have enjoyed a couple of televsion shows, most notably the Sopranos were it delves into the life of the crme boss Tony Sopranos and looks at things from his perspective. Things like that you don't get in a movie, unless offcourse you read the book before to feel what he's truelt thinking.

I also just finished reading the "A song of fire and Ice" and then was glad it was made into a TV series and not a Movie as it is quite complicated and would have felt that a movie would have ruined it?

I honestly have to say that in the past year i haven't seen something that has truely blown me away

by elmickio Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:56 pm

IrasMaldinista wrote:
elmickio wrote:
My favorite Brit of the forums is back!
Well, the Irish are in a league of their own! Such a nice culture and history!
lol.....yeah more Irish than British that would offend most Irish my friend.

by BiasedMilanFan3 Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:04 pm

my brother just came back from Malaysia
AND HE BOUGHT HIM A FUARKING AC MILAN JERSEY
its fake
BUT ITS A REALLY GOOD FAKE

like, only the stitching on the sleeves and collar are the bad bits
the rest looks absolutely legit

so happy

by M99 Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:26 am

Taking a brief hiatus, going abroad for a week. I will come online but for a small amount of time. Don't worry things will be normal after a week :bball:

by dostoevsky Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:36 am

milanista99 wrote:Taking a brief hiatus, going abroad for a week. I will come online but for a small amount of time. Don't worry things will be normal after a week :bball:

We'll miss your presence, have a great time!

by milanfan7 Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:39 am

milanista99 wrote:Taking a brief hiatus, going abroad for a week. I will come online but for a small amount of time. Don't worry things will be normal after a week :bball:

Have a nice time brah. You'll be missed.

by IrasMaldinista Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:31 pm

Maybe the most magical thing in human relationships is touch.

The state of touching is almost impossible to be defined, as it is too complex and too dependent on other factors and situations.

You might interact with a person, irregardless of their gender, on a day-to-day basis and whilst you will definitely connect without touching, as soon as you do that, the whole relationship elevates to new levels.

You know what I'm talking about, and it doesn't much depend on how much experience you have, the magic of touching one another's skin is really something.

I'm not necessarily talking about hugs and kisses (which could potentially follow later), but simple little ones like a hand shake, a joke slap, a very quick back tap.

As soon as the first touch takes place, you can't look at the other person the same way you did before, you can't think of them like you did before, and their image in your mind changes, as simple as that.

I plan to study on this as it has kept my mind busy over the last couple of months...

I deeply wonder about, "The Truth Of Touch".

by IrasMaldinista Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:55 pm

Einstein has said many beautiful things, among which my last forum signature, if you remember it: "Only a life lived for others is worth living."

But you know what? If there is one quote, only one quote that really makes sense and takes my breath is the following:

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

These days I've been too busy thinking about how some people could ever get so so so so so so so stupid to make the mistakes they've made, mistakes that for example if you do, they'd laugh at you till the judgment day!

Do you get what I'm saying? They don't know it when they are committing that crime (I mean the big mistake that equals a crime per se), because they are so unbelievably blind at the moment of truth, and yet the funny thing is, they understand it's a mistake if somebody else does it

Ain't that a kick in the head?

It gets even more painful when you see them insist on it and claim they don't regret that shit and it's a valuable experience blah blah.

I'm not sure how many killing mistakes I've made in my time, but about me one thing is certain: I regret each and every of my mistakes.

Trying drugs and getting addicted to them accidentally, buying the wrong shares in stock market and going all broke, missing out on a dream job, saying yes to the wrong frakking man or proposing to the wrong girl, treating somebody so uncharacteristically cruelly and meanly that you can't believe it or ever forgive yourself, and the list is unfortunately endless.

Somebody teach me, somebody please help me, how can I get things out of my head? How can I stop worrying about other people's screw-ups and think of my goddamn self?

Am I a UN special friendship and life-saving frakking ambassador whose job is to keep being worried for the whole world?

Am I going crazy?
No, fact of the matter is, I AM crazy.

by dreamer Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:18 pm

IrasMaldinista wrote:Am I going crazy?
No, fact of the matter is, I AM crazy.

I am not crazy... I'm an Airplane! Thumbs up

Iras you should go the bathroom and look in the mirror at yourself and keep looking till you laugh! Very Happy

And from that moment on, quit crying and moaning, live your life like a gentleman whereby you can do whatever you like to do, except for one thing!

Never hurt other people unnecessary! :idea: and you will live a happy life without nightmares and regrets!

I know... Cool

by IrasMaldinista Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:56 am

Funny, somebody has edited my posts and changed two f-words to "Frakking"!!!

Is this necessary?

Censorship takes place to keep the underage as innocent as possible until they feel the need to express their emotions through nice f-ful words.

I just hope it wasn't my friend who did this, cuz in that case I'll be f***ing disappointed (these stars are there by my decision!)

I believe people in this forum are big enough to see f in my posts and not feel uncomfortable.

This is ridiculous.

frak.

Edit: Oh my world!

The ***bleep*** thing that we had in the Lithium forum is back! Oh my!
Thankfully, shit is still allowed!

The last word in this post was a pure f-word, and it was at-once transformed into "frak"!!!!!

It's a predefined system! FFS! We are adults here!

What's the matter with these new admins?

Even the no-nonsense Morpheus didn't oppose against the previous forum's total freedom!

Anyway, Coooooool! Let's find its bugs!!!

Like this:

F U C K!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Hoohoohoohoohoo!

by milanfan7 Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:09 am

Lol. I once wrote "I want to be banned.". It got replaced with "I want to get banned".

by Brigate Rossonere Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:21 am

Whenever you write M E R D A it gets replaced with I want to get banned. But yeah, Iras, I agree 100%. There is enough censorship in this world as it is, we don't need any more.

by McLewis Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:15 pm

F-bombs are a no-no, guys.

Censorship is not our aim. We just want to keep the debate clean.

You can say what you need to say without it being full of f-bombs.

by Ganso Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:23 pm

i dont see nothing wrong with saying f*ck,i am the youngest person in these forums and im 17.....

by dreamer Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:29 pm

Ganso wrote:i dont see nothing wrong with saying f*ck,i am the youngest person in these forums and im 17.....

At 17 you should listen to the headmaster MacLewis! :coffee:

And he is right... because there is a dictionary full with beautifull words to replace this terrible f-word!

by milanfan7 Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:48 pm

Ganso wrote:i dont see nothing wrong with saying f*ck,i am the youngest person in these forums and im 17.....

Im 15(almost 16).

by Ganso Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:50 pm

ah,nevermind then

by elmickio Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:01 pm

IrasMaldinista wrote:Maybe the most magical thing in human relationships is touch.

The state of touching is almost impossible to be defined, as it is too complex and too dependent on other factors and situations.

You might interact with a person, irregardless of their gender, on a day-to-day basis and whilst you will definitely connect without touching, as soon as you do that, the whole relationship elevates to new levels.

You know what I'm talking about, and it doesn't much depend on how much experience you have, the magic of touching one another's skin is really something.

I'm not necessarily talking about hugs and kisses (which could potentially follow later), but simple little ones like a hand shake, a joke slap, a very quick back tap.

As soon as the first touch takes place, you can't look at the other person the same way you did before, you can't think of them like you did before, and their image in your mind changes, as simple as that.

I plan to study on this as it has kept my mind busy over the last couple of months...

I deeply wonder about, "The Truth Of Touch".

What a really interesting bit of writing!

That was really impressive!

by dreamer Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:10 pm

elmickio wrote: What a really interesting bit of writing!

That was really impressive!

You touched enough lately! bounce

by IrasMaldinista Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:43 pm

INT. Someplace in this world - Morning

John and Jane are holding each other, occasionally kissing, looking in one another's eyes, talking...

John
Do I really need to tell you what I go through everyday? Do I have to forget I'm a man and tell you that I cry every chance I get? Do I?

Jane
[silently stares at John]

John
You're a dream, you're my life, you're the future I see for myself, you're everything that I ever wanted.

Jane
[Looks down, sheds a tear]

John
Do we really have to go through this? What are we punished for?

Jane
[shakes her head]

John
How long should I sleep only with your thought and not yourself? How long can I take it? Until when should I wake up all sweaty after a nightmare about you? How can I end this?

Jane
I know, I know. I'm even worse.

John
NO YOU'RE NOT! NO YOU'RE NOT! I swear you're not.

Jane
Have you been in my brain? Do you have any idea what I go through in that hell? What I have to tolerate every goddamn day? Do you think I love my situation? Don't open my mouth or I will say what I shouldn't.

John
What is it that you shouldn't say? Am I not trustworthy enough for you? Have I not given as much as I should? What's the matter with you?

Jane
I can't say, don't torture me anymore please, have a heart.

John
It'd been years that I didn't wish to die before meeting you, now I do, and I really do.

Jane
Don't say that! Please don't![Closes her eyes, breathes heavily]

John
Then what? Could I possibly stay like this forever?

Jane
Could I?

John
I don't know, Could you?

Jane
[Tries to free herself of John's arms, but John holds her tight]

John
Every single day that I'm with you, when my mind is all peaceful and my smile just doesn't disappear, I say to myself, "Leave her, do yourself a favor and leave her to get rid of all the problems, leave her to find peace again..."
And you know what Jane? I really plan to forget all about you and leave... But an hour after we say goodbye and all I want in the whole world is one moment in your arms. I just can't stand being away from you for a minute, let alone a whole day, week, month...

Jane
I swear to God I'm the same! Sometimes I decide to say "screw it" and get the hell out of this, but an hour is enough for me to look at everything and search for a sign of you. Who were you? Why did I fall in love with you despite being aware of all the troubles we could get in? I rue the day I met you, the day my life was changed for good.

...And their conversation continued.

.
.
.

Hours later, John wakes up from a nightmare, calls Jane's name but finds out it's around 4:00 in the morning, hits her head back on the pillow and tries to go to sleep again, to no avail. He thus gets up, feeling restless and dying to see his Jane in a few hours.
He knows though, that this will be yet another of those days.

At the same time, Jane's been awake for a quarter of an hour or so, wondering about the kind of dress and perfume to put on to please john the most when she meets up with him in a few hours. She, too, knows that she might once more face much difficulties today, as they're on a perilous path.

A prohibited love, as they say, is what they're experiencing, something they both wish nobody falls in.

It's unbearable.

by cripsy dipsy Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:22 pm

When we do make mistakes the once brilliant idea, changes into the dumbmest thought ever Afro

by IrasMaldinista Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:07 am

A couple of nice jokes I've recently heard:

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An Arab Sheikh's son goes to London to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:

"London is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes Benz when all my teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a signed blank cheque saying:

"Stop embarrassing us any more, go and buy yourself a train too!"

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A 5-year-old kid asks his mom, "So, mommy, how do you and other mommies get pregnant?"

"We should ask God for children, honey. God puts daddies' love into mommies' lap and mommies get pregnant." Replied mom.

"I see," said the kid, "So you don't need to f**k, do you?"

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A couple's daughter marries a guy and after the ceremony everybody goes home.

After an hour or so somebody knocks the couple's door.
The father opens the door, sees her daughter gasping and crying, standing there with bare feet.

"What's happened sweetheart?" Asks the father.

"Oh, daddy help me please!" replied the bride.

"What's wrong? Are you OK? Is your husband OK?" Asked the father again.

"Yeah, I'm fine, but he, he's not the way we thought." Replied the bride.

"What's he done?" Asked the father in shock.

"Love and marriage were only tricks to fool me! He wanted to do evil things to me in bed! He almost raped me but I hit him and got away!"

by BigBoban Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:44 am

Prince got the TATTOO

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by elmickio Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:51 am

He got it then!

That's cool, I wonder what happens if they would ever win it again?

Will he get a 19 inked on his body?

by dostoevsky Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:43 pm

Hi guys, I'm going away for about three days in a few hours, hope you're all well. Will be back soon, Forza Milan.

by Dante Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:18 am

dostoevsky wrote:Hi guys, I'm going away for about three days in a few hours, hope you're all well. Will be back soon, Forza Milan.

have a good time mate ! see ya

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