Vucinic Fail Compilation

delaurentishotz wrote:

Luca wrote:
I am actually more surprised that my fellow Juventus fans actually gave this thread a response, a seemingly angry one.

I guess you are new around here.... You should've seen how they went berserk last year. Yes........even your Yoda Master Giu lmao.

lol, look who's talking the guy who got banned multiple times. Mr.Innocent over here.

Ths should be a "sticky" and updated after every miss.

delaurentishotz wrote:
Young JuBewan..

delaurentishotz wrote:

sciacca wrote:

delaurentishotz wrote:Vucinic is better then Aguëro and Rossi

You mean better than Inter

Young JuBewan..

Brilliant :lol!:

First off;

Young JuBewan..

This is actually funny. Relax people. (Delaurentis, it sincerely took me a moment to remember who you are. . . don't you think some one who gets banned once a lunar cycle might want to avoid making claims about who gets trolled? Kettle meet the pot, take it easy man, just the internet. Breathe).

Sphincteristi

+1 To the Divine Mustache for this one.

Why is everyone getting so wound up? The Vucinic fail compilation is actually bloody hysterical. The Aguero love, to Rossi love saga reminds me of a certain Dzeko - Rossi - Toni saga.

It's the Inter board, so I figured I'd put up my two favorite Inter players;





Champions those two.

Champions.

Spoiler:

I see what you did there

Nicely played Giu, you sly devil

Giuvitojuve wrote:First off;

Young JuBewan..

This is actually funny. Relax people. (Delaurentis, it sincerely took me a moment to remember who you are. . . don't you think some one who gets banned once a lunar cycle might want to avoid making claims about who gets trolled? Kettle meet the pot, take it easy man, just the internet. Breathe).

Fear not !! Master Yoda has arrived with more Pseudointellectual writings.

delaurentishotz wrote:

Giuvitojuve wrote:First off;

Young JuBewan..

This is actually funny. Relax people. (Delaurentis, it sincerely took me a moment to remember who you are. . . don't you think some one who gets banned once a lunar cycle might want to avoid making claims about who gets trolled? Kettle meet the pot, take it easy man, just the internet. Breathe).

Fear not !! Master Yoda has arrived with more Pseudointellectual writings.

Easy there tiger, did I get you on the wrong day again?

I missed you too. (Sincerely).

I even brought you a present.



Take that next time you're feeling antsy, and you'll avoid your third.. er fourth.. eighth. . whatever... ban.

Giuvitojuve wrote:
Easy there tiger, did I get you on the wrong day again?

I missed you too. (Sincerely).

I even brought you a present.



Take that next time you're feeling antsy, and you'll avoid your third.. er fourth.. eighth. . whatever... ban.

Work tough hours and simply don't know what day it is today.... I'm trying to guess here , "Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday" ?? I sincerely don't know (not joking) At the moment I'm comfortable sitting in my chair.. Can't bother to get up and watch the calendar to see what day it is today.. So Master Yoda..............what day is it actually ??? Then we'll see if it is the wrong one or not.

Nah man I allready take pills , If I don't take my pills I mix up the letter "V" with "B"..
You can't understand how hard my Life is because of this.... It's just not fair.

delaurentishotz wrote:

Giuvitojuve wrote:
Easy there tiger, did I get you on the wrong day again?

I missed you too. (Sincerely).

I even brought you a present.



Take that next time you're feeling antsy, and you'll avoid your third.. er fourth.. eighth. . whatever... ban.

Work tough hours and simply don't know what day it is today.... I'm trying to guess here , "Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday" ?? I sincerely don't know (not joking) At the moment I'm comfortable sitting in my chair.. Can't bother to get up and watch the calendar to see what day it is today.. So Master Yoda..............what day is it actually ??? Then we'll see if it is the wrong one or not.

Nah man I allready take pills , If I don't take my pills I mix up the letter "V" with "B"..
You can't understand how hard my Life is because of this.... It's just not fair.

Honestly, I really loled at that one. Would've been funnier in retrospect if they were actually days of the week.

Damn it Delaurentis, I must educate you once again. . .

Didn't you know;



It's Friday dude.

We we we so excited

Discussing what day it is in a Vucinic thread.... What's next ?? Discussing global recession ??

I wouldn't laugh at my disability Giu.... Complimenting a woman on her "?"agina.. Is a gamebreaker when I don't take my pills.


Now I'm off , and you can continue to be a king among fools in the JuBesection .

delaurentishotz wrote:Discussing what day it is in a Vucinic thread.... What's next ?? Discussing global recession ??

I wouldn't laugh at my disability Giu.... Complimenting a woman on her "?"agina.. Is a gamebreaker when I don't take my pills.


Now I'm off , and you can continue to be a king among fools in the JuBesection .

Hehe. . . wow dude.

Damn man, you can't ever take a joke. Ease up a bit, loosen that wind you got there.

I was saying it good nature, but if you want to get your panties in a bunch it's cool.

Just don't go trolling yourself back on the ban list mate, just the interwebz, not serious business.

See you soon, or in 2-6 weeks(months), depending on your cycle D-low.

VibeTribe wrote:We we we so excited

I'm not!

Yesterday was Dzeko, today is A-guero, Aguero (partying), Tomorrow is Rossi and Vucinic comes afterwards.

Hey it could be worse.

"Selling our star midfielder, selling our star striker, gotta make my mind up, which player should I sell. . ."

Sell. Sell. Sell. Fun. Fun Fun.

Giuvitojuve wrote:

VibeTribe wrote:We we we so excited

I'm not!

Yesterday was Dzeko, today is A-guero, Aguero (partying), Tomorrow is Rossi and Vucinic comes afterwards.

Hey it could be worse.

"Selling our star midfielder, selling our star striker, gotta make my mind up, which player should I sell. . ."

Sell. Sell. Sell. Fun. Fun Fun.

Milito is our star striker.

zarola wrote:

Giuvitojuve wrote:

VibeTribe wrote:We we we so excited

I'm not!

Yesterday was Dzeko, today is A-guero, Aguero (partying), Tomorrow is Rossi and Vucinic comes afterwards.

Hey it could be worse.

"Selling our star midfielder, selling our star striker, gotta make my mind up, which player should I sell. . ."

Sell. Sell. Sell. Fun. Fun Fun.

Milito is our star striker.

That photo was HUGE dude.

For a moment I thought it was Ranocchia, I could only see the hair.

Did I tell you about the time I met Rano at Porto Cervo?

I'm somewhere between 6'0" and 6'1" but he is tall as hell. Bit lanky in person though.

I met Pirlo, Gattuso and Balotelli at a bar in New England.

Pirlo nd Gattuso were smoking mad cigarettes.

This has inspired me to write a song...

Gameday(Vs Milan) performed by Andrea Pirlo

7AM wakin' up in the morning gotta be fresh,gotta play a game,
Gotta pass the ball, Mirko missed an empty goal,
Doing everything to make him score...

And passing on & on Motta comes running,not gonna pass to a flop,
Gotta make a pass,I see old friends...
Gattusso tackle right leg,Bommel tackle left leg,
Gotta make my mind up,which leg should I break?

I'm injured,injured,gotta get down I'm injured...

Lmaooooo Giuvitojuve. Yeah i think Ranocchia is like 6'5"

Did you get to talk to him?

VibeTribe wrote:This has inspired me to write a song...

Gameday(Vs Milan) performed by Andrea Pirlo

7AM wakin' up in the morning gotta be fresh,gotta play a game,
Gotta pass the ball, Mirko missed an empty goal,
Doing everything to make him score...

And passing on & on Motta comes running,not gonna pass to a flop,
Gotta make a pass,I see old friends...
Gattusso tackle right leg,Bommel tackle left leg,
Gotta make my mind up,which leg should I break?

I'm injured,injured,gotta get down I'm injured...

LMAO you are an awesome poster.

VibeTribe wrote:This has inspired me to write a song...

Gameday(Vs Milan) performed by Andrea Pirlo

7AM wakin' up in the morning gotta be fresh,gotta play a game,
Gotta pass the ball, Mirko missed an empty goal,
Doing everything to make him score...

And passing on & on Motta comes running,not gonna pass to a flop,
Gotta make a pass,I see old friends...
Gattusso tackle right leg,Bommel tackle left leg,
Gotta make my mind up,which leg should I break?

I'm injured,injured,gotta get down I'm injured...

. . . . LOL Honestly, the parallels to the original song alone a worth the Rep Up.

Lmaooooo Giuvitojuve. Yeah i think Ranocchia is like 6'5"

Did you get to talk to him?

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been drinking the entire morning.

We were at Colonna resort, I was celebrating. I was walking back up from these beautiful salt water pools and some one is making an "Ohh Ohh" sound asking to keep the elevator open. So I jam a leg in it. (Jamming my leg awkwardly? Something Ranocchia and I have in common.) He comes in. I didn't pay him much heed at first, but I knew I recognized him.

His Girlfriend was TIIIIINNNYY. Compared to his giant ass self.

All of a sudden I look up and say in English (mind my intoxicated state).

"Holy f%$# It's Ranocchia." To the girl Sasha next to me. He began blushing like crazy. His girlfriend was giggling at him.

Cool dude and all. I saw him down at the fourth floor later looking for the Spa / Excercise area. He was literally looking for something underneath a giant sign which stated where it was. He asked me where it was and I just pointed above his head.

Later that night I found out our rooms were adjacent from one another, so me and two friends of mine (also Juventus supporters) drank while playing "Il Mio Canto Libero" on full blast on the laptop.

The Concierge Antonio was a life long Juve supporter, so I doubt he would've called us up and complained.

Marchisio was at Cale di Volpe (wish I had stayed there).

Oh wow how did I miss this?
Sciacca, let's not starting anything...

Thats awesome.... but really what girl isnt going to look tiny near him? IDK I really like Ranocchia and he really seems freaking normal haha

Ranocchia is a beast