Messi likes to bang them FK's against Sevilla.

Harmonica wrote:Horror show from Dumbele today.

I'm not a big fan of what Dembele brings to the table, or any of Hans' favored players, for that matter. He does usually perform quite alright when Barca are comfortably steamrolling the opposition, though. I see he's even scored a goal. What's he been doing wrong this time?

Thimmy wrote:

Harmonica wrote:Horror show from Dumbele today.

I'm not a big fan of what Dembele brings to the table, or any of Hans' favored players, for that matter. He does usually perform quite alright when Barca are comfortably steamrolling the opposition, though. I see he's even scored a goal. What's he been doing wrong this time?

Lost the ball too easy about 15 times already.

And again.

And again.

Not even wearing his flat-track bully boots today then

Messi FK are like a cheat code nowadays.

Haha, the bandit giving red from exact same challenge Sevilla has got away all evening.

Two reds. Can we get third. How to fcking not referee the game from this bandit. Trump could use this fecker.

Tag Mateu Lahoz.

Well, I have no idea how we kept a clean sheet, we could and should have been 2-3 down before we scored or created anything tbh, lol. But its getting common, we are like this most games now ffs. Its pure LUCK and bit of Ter Stegen and also Sevilla missing them sitters more than anything what we didnt concede and just happen to go in front via yet another piece of Suarez magic. Lol, its so strange but these things keep happening every game

Seriously I dont know what to make of this in terms of our chances for the season, we are such a mess. Dembele is the best example of this, and Semedo as well, as in they can be so good but the former gives the ball away a millions times but he makes chances and scores sometimes out of them, if not hes a liability outweights the risks he gives. Semedo I mentioned meaning hes good, but hes just filling in at LB, and even with him at RB, we still havent got much creativity going on at our right side going forward. This game showed that again, not Rakitic, Roberto, Vidal, anything can. Thats still a problem after all these years after selling Alves, which we have just come to accept, which is not good enough.

Anyway, as expected though Vidal getting the game times, and hopefully I think we should be getting more easier opponents bar Real of course and we can have some rotations and keep freshening things up so we can keep improving things steadily.

I have to talk about this FKING REF though, I dont give a fk about his name, but we all regonize this piece of shit of a ref. I dont understand how he can be like the leading Spanish ref for so many years now? Hes consistently been shit and made so many high profile errors in big games, or just about every other game I seen him in. To send two players off like that is just a complete joke. I would actually wanna punch him in the face if I saw him in real life lol?

It sounds ridiculous, but I've always been under the impression that Lahoz likes to stir up controversy whenever he's officiating in a match that includes Real, Barca or Atletico. I don't know why he's rated so highly as a referee when controversy has been following him for so many years. It's become so predictable that you can almost always tell that the officiating is going to be a shitshow when he and his team of referees are involved.

Mateu Lahoz is a true showman. He should have never been a ref but a circus performer instead, unreal!

Dembélé

10/10 performance. Lost 20 balls. Missed 3 sitters. Got red carded.

All hail @Hapless_Hans's bastard child with Whoppi Goldberg.

Lahoz, the Spanish Mike Dean.

Dembele rather have Ernie play 11 year old Fati.

Collblanc wrote:Dembele rather have Ernie play 11 year old Fati.

I think he would have played if he wasn;t coming straight off an injury!

Demeble should be 4th- behind Griezmann, Perez & Ansu in the pecking order.

Unreal disrespect to Dembele!

@hapless_hans, defend your boy for god's sake.

Also:

Spoiler:

Lahoz is a tool. He should be demoted. I use to think he has something against barca until i noticed some RM games he was on. It was the same. The only difference is when RM play Barca. To me it looks like RM get's the easier treatment then. But I am biased so, he might just flick a coin when RM and Barca meet.

Your wishes have come true. Mallenco retired last year.

Love Dembélé to death and I hope Barca sell him to us. They can have Coutinho in exchange.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Love Dembélé to death and I hope Barca sell him to us. They can have Coutinho in exchange.

in exchange? They own Coutinho lol

well, noone owns anyone, really.

But yes, they can have Coutinho back for free. All we want in return is Dembélé, who, if we're honest, as all the expert opinion on this forum testifies, is a minus rather than a plus at this point.
Wouldn't be a loss for Barca.
They get Coutinho, we get Dembélé. It's just fair.

Permission to add the Hans-Dembele bromance in the same bracket as Chad-Benzema and Harmonica-Messi.