First they won a record breaking 6 straight Scudetti

Then we wasted 300m in the most fraudulent mercato in history

Now Juve signs CR and will surely win their first CL 1996.

Fellow Juve haters, let us unite in our misery

FORZA JUVE

What if Neymar joins R.Madrid?

Warrior wrote:CR7 is precisely what Juventus is not about, please feck off in Paris or Man Utd or Inter instead. If we are to win Champions League at some point, hopefully it's not with Ronaldo as our leader.

What shit for 6 months where he didn't care, pedal to the metal only for the few games in the year that will upgrade his image if he scores. Then he'll give an effort.

Pass.

No excuses

Thanks brothers

Feels good

I can't imagine epic banter if they don't win UCL even with Ronaldo
And infact it's just impossible, hard to see something of more expected

May our misery find a way to fk up their CL campaign though Kommander's powers maybe too great

Need an improvement over Can-Pjanic-Matuidi otherwise we aint winning nothing

Hopefully we can get another decent midfielder atleast before talking up our CL chances

All I know is the trofeo della mercato has come home to Torino after being rescued from @firenze's playstation United.

WATTBA

Yeah we definitely can win it but our midfield is still a liability let's remember that.

Looks like a lot of Ronaldo's wages will be covered by Ferrari or something. His transfer fee may be mostly covered by Higuain, Rugani and maybe some other scrub so we should have at least one decent midfielder left in us before closing up shop.

Robespierre wrote:I can't imagine epic banter if they don't win UCL even with Ronaldo
And infact it's just impossible, hard to see something of more expected

mmmm Robes, your tears are so yummy mmmmmmmmmmm yummy you guys

And this ronaldos not a pussy, so he wont break down in a year and a half

The Madrid One i still think that by the way. Of all Juve fans i remain the most skeptical.

Thankfully i am also able to accept reality. FORZA JUVE

Congrats on your CL title. Ronaldo will give you at least 15 goals in CL and us clutch as f in knockout stages.

I didn't like him many seasons ago but i came to warm up to him and consider him the greatest player in RM history

Well done Juve and Marotta, Ronaldo might be 33yo but he has the athleticism of a 24yo and his leaps, his missile shots with both feet and his winning mentality will mean the CL will be tipped in your favour

Don't worry about us RM fans though, now that Perez has gotten rid of Ronaldo he can finally present Benz with a new contract to mark the 9 year anniversary since he signed for us

who will do slavezema work in juv?

got a strong feeling this is the year we see chad come back

terrance511 wrote:who will do slavezema work in juv?

got a strong feeling this is the year we see chad come back

Everyone will do the slavezema work for Cristano at Juve

Robespierre wrote:I can't imagine epic banter if they don't win UCL even with Ronaldo
And infact it's just impossible, hard to see something of more expected

Shut your interista mouth and celebrate because finally a true champion has arrived and will play and bless your shithole called Meazza.


I do enjoy your pain but i also think you need help. I understand that banter thing will make you feel better but dont forget your team is stuff of banter just for existing.

Luca wrote:Thanks brothers

Feels good

So happy for you. Can only imagine the pain that’s been built up by seeing 40-year old Ibaka night in and night out.

Freeza wrote:

Luca wrote:Thanks brothers

Feels good

So happy for you. Can only imagine the pain that’s been built up by seeing 40-year old Ibaka night in and night out.

Thankfully there's about 6 weeks from when Serie A starts to when the NBA starts for me to build up my resolve

juvealbanian wrote:

Robespierre wrote:I can't imagine epic banter if they don't win UCL even with Ronaldo
And infact it's just impossible, hard to see something of more expected

Shut your interista mouth and celebrate because finally a true champion has arrived and will play and bless your shithole called Meazza.


I do enjoy your pain but i also think you need help. I understand that banter thing will make you feel better but dont forget your team is stuff of banter just for existing.

You can't .
I live in Italy, not in a place where Voldemort went into hidings.
and  here it's full of unbearable Juve fans in normal conditions , let alone after they've signed CR7.
Already seeked political asylum to Denmark though, at least there it's full of beautiful blond women , don't worry.

Even your putdowns are adorable

Can you also take some of your fellow interistas there? hahaha the pain is real

Relax guys. Enjoy this moment. No need to get worked up unnecessarily.

I AM enjoying this....thoroughly. I thought this was part of it