Inspired by the Inter > AC Milan thread.

I'll start with Arsenal, we're still living it but this goes from 2006 to 2015

https://twitter.com/VieiraPaddy/status/896794896652271620

Honorable mentions:

What do you think they're smoking over there at Emirates?

— John W. Henry (@John_W_Henry) July 24, 2013

Chased Luis Suarez, Higuain, Benzema all summer, only to end up with Sanogo. Leicester City went on to win the league.

i don't think he chased suarez nor benzema. benzema has always been linked to arsenal, its a convenient rumor but we never received a bid. and they only approached suarez once with that foolish 40 million plus one bid (which tells me he was hardly interested in signing suarez, and just wanted to get on liverpool's nerves).

When Juventus was linked with every player in Europe and signed none of them- can't find this pic anymore if anyone has it

2009-2011 was our prime banter era. Players like Melo, Diego, Amauri, Molinaro, Grygera, Legrottaglie, Momo Sissoko, Krasic etc. not just in the squad but mostly starting players too

That’s the one. My favourite pic ever

I could go on forever

Juve-Messi sogno possibile

Tuttosport is as trash as it gets.

One of our prime Banter moments was the summer of 08/09 with Secco as our DS.
Amauri
Poulsen
De Ceglie
Manninger
Knezevic
Ekdal

Literally 0 success.

R. Madrid signing Gravesen to solidify midfield!

R. Madrid signing Drenthe over promoting and paying Mata.

well...still knee deep in the banter

that time when you hire the 4th player to win the UCL from 07 as a manager

That time when andre silva and kalinic>aubemeyang

That time when we raised montella in the air for 6th place

that time when menez was by far our best player

that other time when mexes was our most exciting shooter

kevin constant

urby *bleep* emmanualson

robinho being hunover every week from partying with Dinho

the abate hype

that time when we sold both gourcuff and aubameyang a year apart only to make desperation bids for them later on

that time we sold an injured Kaka to madrid only to loan him back three years later

bunga bunga parties

galliani and his dms, and free transfers (i think our mids were all defensive at one point

mr. x= nocerino/aquilani

sulley muntari

game over insert coin

Recently the Neymar/Verratti saga

Paulinho still has question marks could be good or full of banter



Let’s not forget #WeAreAllLeoMessi

but sundays banter takes the cake....1st point to Benevento...on a goal in the 95th from Brignoli

We chased Griezmann during 2014 summer (his autobiogrpahy). He was excited to join us because of Arsene. Asked his agent to keep him informed of our bids.

We never bid.

Arsene told his agent to wait.

Nothing

Then we signed Sanogo

A fantastic piece of banter (even if different versions disagree), Fiorentina's version: they agreed everything with United and Berbatov to sign him, sent contracts, paid an initial fee and everything, Fiore got him the tickets and Berbatov got on a plane to Italy to complete the signing, never arrived in Florence... Juve had caught notice of his move and contacted him prompting him to snub Fiore. Juve and Berbatov very briefly talked, didn't agree on terms and very quickly they ended contact and Berbatov joined Fulham.

Prime banter from Marotta if true. Fiore, pissed, released an official statement blaming Berbatov and 'clubs' (Juve).

Juve have some great banterous moments.

Nothing can top the fax machine

not been too many in my lifetime as we're a GOAT lvl club tbh but;

Fergie falling for a Nigerian Prince lvl scam and signing some homeless lad he had never seen play before for 10 million

Sir Alex Ferguson has tipped Phil Jones to become the greatest player in Manchester United's history

De Gea earning millions a season and being caught stealing a donut from a supermarket



no doubt forgetting many more

Considering we are a literal clown club I'm concerned I'll make the rest of this thread null and void tbh.

David Moyes and LVG alone have provided some unreal moments

Pippo.

Liverpool will never live down the time they gave roy hodgson a job.

This thread is going to be a classic, some of those banters

Firenze wrote:

Spoiler:

Damn , Dem memories

1. Madrid selling Makelélé and buying Beckham instead.
2. The entire Ramon Calderon era.
3. Letting go of Del Bosque and replacing him with Queiroz.
4. Not strengthening the squad in the summer of 2017 and relying solely on Benzema.
5. Florentino saying he won't sign Suarez because he's not good enough.