http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/08/cnn-iran-drones-gulf

"First things first: let us pause for a moment to extend our thoughts and prayers to this US drone"

That article is brilliantly written, no matter the point, I was thoroughly entertained.

I hope it wasnt this drone

Pakistani Boy, U.S. Drone Form Unlikely Friendship



MIRANSHAH, PAKISTAN—According to CIA officials and sources on the ground in the region, an unlikely friendship has developed between a 9-year-old Pakistani boy and a U.S. MQ-1 Predator drone in North Waziristan. “You’d think they would have nothing in common, and yet you see them together all the time, wandering around the countryside hand in wing,” area merchant Siraj Rahmad told reporters Friday, adding that local tribesmen generally took amusement in the duo’s improbable companionship, apart from the time the boy tried to hide the drone under his shirt and sneak it into his fourth-grade classroom. “Each day, when the boy goes to school, the drone slowly hovers over his house, waiting for him to come home. It’s adorable, really.” At press time, the inseparable drone and boy had run out to a nearby field to shoot at old cans, resulting in four civilian casualties

Lol this sounds like it is from the Onion.

so Drones have feelings

VivaStPauli wrote:Lol this sounds like it is from the Onion.

Right on the money

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pakistani-boy-us-drone-form-unlikely-friendship,30213/

Martin Luther King Jr: "I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood."

Obama: ""I have a drone that yesterday on the barrens deserts of Yemen, the holders of American citizenship and the holders of Yemini citizenship will be assassinated along with unlucky civilians at the unity of being overwhelmed by the American Military."

Well Obama does love killing people as much as Bush loved torturing them.
Where do you get your presidents these days? The Thunderdome?

Next president will come from Lockheed Martin

Just look at that hull, that charisma not to mention military experience and numerous world tours. Hillary 2016 wont know whats coming.

The Predator Drone has travelled the world extensively, it is a war veteran, nay, a war hero. It has served valiantly in numerous conflicts, and it does not know fear.
In fact, the Predator Drone has no feelings at all, except the love for America, and the strong conviction that homosexual marriage is immoral, and god loves America.

Predator Drone/Bachmann 2016!

At the very least the predator drone has a leg up on some Republican candidates in that it won't mention rape.

I thought the new generation of Predator drones comes with a built-in rape-legitimacy-sensor and transvaginal ultrasound rod...

hehe, you said "rod."