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Missi has 29 assists

Best April fools thread ever

Lex wrote:Best April fools thread ever

It's Gil.

He's serious.

Gil wrote:3 goals and 5 assists in his last 5 games.

Has contributed towards more goals this season than Dzeko, Suarez or Balotelli.

More assists than any other striker in the Europe this season

Spain's best striker of all time.

every line is less believable then its predecessor

And roughly a year later an appreciation thread for Torres was created.
Quite sad no?

give him a couple more goals and you'll start seeing more people jumping on the "Torres is amazing" bandwagon.

Now lets compare them in the league where they actually face the same teams instead of 2nd division teams that Torres stat pad's against because thats his level.

Torres 3 goals and 4 assists in 25 games

Dzeko 13 goals and 3 assists in 27 games

Balotelli 13 goals in 21 games

Suarez 7 goals and 3 assists in 25 games


FFS Ben Arfa has more goals and assists than Torres and hes only played 800 minutes ffs.

Best ever spanish striker? F*cking Hierro has a better record for Spain ffs.

The shocking thing behind this all is you actually believe the shit you writed in the OP ffs

My favorite Striker !!!!! TORRES !

Happy April fools day to u as well Gil

It's the blonde highlights, which have done him the world of good.

But seriously, he doesn't look frightened to run any more, he has confidence in himself to make that extra yard. The psychological impact the injury he picked up before the World Cup was too much and his downfall was before he even joined Chelsea, in all honesty. As the pundits were saying yesterday, if that was Torres a month ago, he would've opted to pass it to his left, as opposed to finishing the chance off. Pleased for him because I still think he has quality left in him, and some of the criticism he has received has been extremely unfair.

Another assist today :lol!:

Albiceleste wrote:Missi has 29 assists

doubt it. Stats please

stunt wrote:

Albiceleste wrote:Missi has 29 assists

doubt it. Stats please

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/lionel-messi/profil/spieler_28003.html
Its 32 after the match he just played according to this.

Patrick Bateman wrote:Another assist today :lol!:

Was that counted as an assist?

I think so...

Unluckiest footballer alive but still the best playmaker on the planet.

Dat jinx is just he is cursed

good good, less of drogba against us then

Gil wrote:Unluckiest footballer alive but still the best playmaker on the planet.

It's amazing you actually believe this shit he has one more league assist than Shola ffs

He's shit, any sane individual with a brain and not held back by the delusion he will be back one day realises this.

RealGunner wrote:good good, less of drogba against us then

LOL you wish! Drogba is still pissed off that he didn't get to play your lot last time out. Watch out this time. He just might score 2.

I'm like a proud father tonight.

Can't stop smiling.