Re: Obesenel Mehssi was Decieved by Burger King

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:35 pm

Yohan Cruyff on Messi

“He deserves ten out of ten for doing what he does. He is a sensation, but still he can improve. He must know when to Eat Burger King quickly and when to try the Whopper with Cheese. When he learns this, he can move on to the Double Whopper with Cheese”

by McAgger Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:36 pm

priceless thread

by punkfusion1992 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:37 pm

Andres Iniesta wrote:Won't even say we were unlucky.

We were downright shit.

Messi can fk off to City.

huh?
i think you have violated the Barca code of ethics part 2 which states that Messi must at all times be treated as a God and not to do so will result in expulsion of your Barcelona membership!

:dance:

by chad4401 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:37 pm

i bet LM is at burger king right now raging Laughing

by ♠Ace Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:38 pm

damn it this thread is making hungry...

by Yeezus Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:39 pm

Cesc not only won 2 trophies in 20 minutes with Barca, but ate 4 whoppers in that time span.

Xavi: Cesc has Barca metabolism

by RealGunner Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:40 pm

Ibra: “It was a childhood dream [to eat at Burger King ] and I was walking on air. It started well but then Messi started to talk. He wanted to eat the Big mac, not the Whopper, so the system changed. I was sacrificed.”

by chad4401 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:42 pm

RealGunner wrote:Ibra: “It was a childhood dream [to eat at Birger King ] and I was walking on air. It started well but then Messi started to talk. He wanted to eat the Big mac, not the Whopper, so the system changed. I was sacrificed.”

by guest7 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:45 pm

LOOOL RG

so many epic quotes in this thread, it's unbelievable

by Art Morte Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:46 pm

This thread is made of god and victory.

by Sushi Master Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:48 pm

Neymar: "I’ve always said that I still have a lot to learn. Messi’s a guy who’s already made history while eating Big Macs and he will fatten a lot more yet. I’m just starting out and I’ve a lot to eat to get to his level," Neymar told fifa.com.

"Who doesn’t admire Barcelona? They deserve all the praise they get for the joy they’ve given to the burger industry and to all the people who like to see good bellies, which includes me."

by Albiceleste Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:49 pm

[quote="zarola"]

Andres Iniesta wrote:Won't even say we were unlucky.

We were downright shit.

Messi can fk off to City.

by Senor Penguin Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:50 pm

Messi: Burger King. Més que un restaurante.

by guest7 Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:51 pm

San Iker saved Getafe today :bow:

(and Sarabia)

Spoiler:

by RealGunner Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:53 pm

Ibra- “ He(Pep) would greet everyone by Giving them a Whopper, but would ignore me. I had done a lot to adapt to Burger King – the Barca players were like schoolboys, Eating the Whoppers blindly, whereas I was used to asking ‘why should we?”