This is me, Leo Messi."

Lionel Messi's footballing magic has led to many claims that he is actually the last member of a superior race of beings from another planet or that he was bit by a radioactive spider as a child or that his parents are X-Men, but until now, rumors of his Super Friends status have gone unconfirmed. Until now.

With an odd series of short, seizure-inducing video clips posted on his official Facebook page (and compiled into one video below), Messi unveiled his new, unnecessary (except for merchandising purposes) personal logo, saying:

I share with you my personal logo that represents who I am as a player and person. Hope you like it!

It might just look like a fancy letter "M" to some people, but that logo and the scowling Messi next to it clearly show that this is the symbol of a new superhero on the scene. And that Leo is eager to cash in with a blockbuster movie franchise that pits MessiMan against arch-villains The Gelled Goblin and his mentor, Eye-Poke.

I just hope this means he's going to start wearing a cape when he plays.




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jiopsi wrote:

I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Looks like a giant clit.

even with that badass look on his face i still cant take him seriously

zizzle wrote:even with that badass look on his face i still cant take him seriously

LOL, I like the picture, too bad he plays for Barcelona.

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Lionel must beware of the kryptonite

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Lionel must beware of the kryptonite

That's more like spinach for Messi

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Lionel must beware of the kryptonite

That's more like spinach for Messi

I don't think Messi's on that diet anymore



:cyclops:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Lionel must beware of the kryptonite

That's more like spinach for Messi

I don't think Messi's on that diet anymore



:cyclops:

Only on Clasicos.

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Lionel must beware of the kryptonite

That's more like spinach for Messi

I don't think Messi's on that diet anymore



:cyclops:

Only on Clasicos.

During Classicos he goes on a college girl's diet



Poor lad

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:

jiopsi wrote:

Senor Penguin wrote:I've never heard of spiders having HGH chemicals as venom.

Alien superheroes probably needs those to survive in earth.

Lionel must beware of the kryptonite

That's more like spinach for Messi

I don't think Messi's on that diet anymore



:cyclops:

Only on Clasicos.

During Classicos he goes on a college girl's diet



Poor lad

Overdose of spinach.

He's the hero goallegacy deserves,but not the one it needs right now.

Fat Midgetman will save the Earth

hes so full of himself