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Balotelli Appreciation Thread
>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>£10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
"Even when I have had bad moments they have supported me," he said. "But I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."
According to Mirror Football, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli pulled a genuine Balotelli move when he taunted Wayne Rooney’s prostitute Jenny Thompson in a crowded restaurant. The genius Italian striker was said to have chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at Thompson and a companion whose complaints were met by Mario blowing a raspberry in her face.
>£10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
"Even when I have had bad moments they have supported me," he said. "But I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."
According to Mirror Football, Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli pulled a genuine Balotelli move when he taunted Wayne Rooney’s prostitute Jenny Thompson in a crowded restaurant. The genius Italian striker was said to have chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at Thompson and a companion whose complaints were met by Mario blowing a raspberry in her face.
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This thread was needed. So much win.
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Legend, did he really break up with his gf on live tv?
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> Totally High fived Zealous
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Also how could you forget the Fireworks fiasco?
Also He is now the official representative of the Manchester City Council for Fireworks safety during bon fire night. (No really)
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Also how could you forget the Fireworks fiasco?
Also He is now the official representative of the Manchester City Council for Fireworks safety during bon fire night. (No really)
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"I met her once, she started to bombard me with texts, I had to block her number. She's a superficial little character.
"I would never have a serious relationship with her."
Mario hinted at why he snubbed Sophie in favour of her pal and fellow glamour model FAYE EVETTE during the party at his apartment.
He said: "My friends arrived at my place with a friend of hers, a girl I already knew, much more interesting than Sophie."
Since that night Mario says Sophie has been sending him so many long texts that he can't be bothered to read them.
Perhaps she should have sent some pictures instead.
The centre forward has been left scratching his head over why Sophie sold her story — if she needed money, he'd have gladly coughed up.
He said: "Sophie has just sent me another SMS a mile long. After two screen loads I had to erase it.
"Now that her Big Brother popularity has waned, she's trying to be back on the media to find work.
"Does she need money? Why does she not tell me so, instead of getting me on the front pages.
"Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls."
"I would never have a serious relationship with her."
Mario hinted at why he snubbed Sophie in favour of her pal and fellow glamour model FAYE EVETTE during the party at his apartment.
He said: "My friends arrived at my place with a friend of hers, a girl I already knew, much more interesting than Sophie."
Since that night Mario says Sophie has been sending him so many long texts that he can't be bothered to read them.
Perhaps she should have sent some pictures instead.
The centre forward has been left scratching his head over why Sophie sold her story — if she needed money, he'd have gladly coughed up.
He said: "Sophie has just sent me another SMS a mile long. After two screen loads I had to erase it.
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"Now that her Big Brother popularity has waned, she's trying to be back on the media to find work.
"Does she need money? Why does she not tell me so, instead of getting me on the front pages.
"Maybe I'm so stupid I could have even given her the money. So sad. I think of the parents of these kind of girls."
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He's such an anomaly. Legendary behaviour one week, total spastic the next
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I wonder if anyone had to help him hold that poster up the right way
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Balotelli >>>>>> Benzema, Ozil, Kaka
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I LOL'D so much. :lol!:
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I love Balotelli rofl
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What about his amazing outfits, and bringing dog at Man City trainings
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This was in Football 365's Mediawatch section:
I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis." So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set' - Via @ChrisDolan on Twitter.
I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs. Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis." So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?" Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set' - Via @ChrisDolan on Twitter.
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1) What could possibly top all that? The unconfirmed story now doing the rounds which claims that Mario's mum, after consultations with his new cleaner, sent her lad off to John Lewis to buy a list of supplies including an iron, a mop and a Hoover. A few hours later, Mario's car pulled up with a van behind - which promptly unloaded a giant trampoline, two Vespa scooters and no cleaning products whatsoever...
absolute legend he is. they should make a movie about him. Would be miles more entertaining than that Goal crap they did a few years ago
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Mario-Balotelli-s-maddest-moments-Fireworks-bibs-trampolines-the-lot-article819829.html
absolute legend he is. they should make a movie about him. Would be miles more entertaining than that Goal crap they did a few years ago
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Mario-Balotelli-s-maddest-moments-Fireworks-bibs-trampolines-the-lot-article819829.html
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So much luff. When he turns up is a class player aswell.
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How can you still feel safe in Manchester?
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My only problem with Balotelli: is always injured when he's called up for the national team.
When he's fit though, watch out Europe
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Sepi wrote:Charlie Sheen of footballers
Pfffttt......
Charlie Sheen isnt even in Balotelli's league.....
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Sepi wrote:Charlie Sheen of footballers
Charlie Sheen not WC
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this whole fireworks thing pisses me off....
he didn't *bleep* do it, and even if he did so *bleep* what. but the point is; he didn't. His brother and friends did it, how many times has someone else done something stupid when you were around?
half of this stuff is totally blown out of proportion by the media.
long live balotelli. My favourite player of all time.
he didn't *bleep* do it, and even if he did so *bleep* what. but the point is; he didn't. His brother and friends did it, how many times has someone else done something stupid when you were around?
half of this stuff is totally blown out of proportion by the media.
long live balotelli. My favourite player of all time.
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Balotelli: "I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family."
Yes. Girlfriends. Plural.
Yes. Girlfriends. Plural.
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OP forgot to mention that he has the greatest fashion sense in the world:
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