This season is dangerously prepared for Real Madrid

Both in La Liga and in CL. They are not even playing to their best and everyone is complaining about Zidane yet results wise they are miles ahead of everyone.

Barca can't even beat the likes of Alaves, Malaga or Celta at home. Without Messi they are awful. With Messi they are barely hanging on.

Atelti just got smashed by them. Might not even finish in top 4 in La Liga with the way they are scrubbing.

Bayern Can't even top a one team league. Behind a team that just got promoted  Getting beat by Dortmund as well. Not even as good as Atleti who can't even make top 4 in La liga.

In PL the two best teams Liverpool and Chelsea are not in CL so they are safe there. City and Arsenal

PSG sucks. Behind Nice and Monaco in a 1 team league like Bayern.


Treble incoming. Shut it down.

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WTF dude

The jinx is too strong with this one.

If they loan Origi in January, everything's possible.

Madrid needs more Matip and Van Dijk, by far the best CBs in the PL, to win anything this year imo.

I got this from a warlock living in a secluded cabin up the misty mountains of Whocares:

"Come, lord, Come!
My poor club calls for Thee and awaits Thee.
Save my poor club distressed
For the haters are coming with jinxing zests
Repel their jinx and send it back to their nests
With no mercy, grace or rest
Until they become lost, sickly and stressed
Amen."

Welp, Real are screwed. Congrats to Barca on another title.

If I had gf I would have happily delivered her myself to my man Hames for two days and there nights.

2d/3n packages are rip-offs.

OP needs more upvotes

Excluding Italian teams (Juve, that is) ruins the CL part of jinx

Except CL has always had a underdog win it kinda. (except when Barca wins) None expected Madrid to win it last season but they did.

I expect the same this season. Bayern will win, they will flop in league though