Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

[MarcoReus]

Think we will get more than 3 players in.

This week will be huge.

thats what we say every week man.. but heres hoping since theyre on their way home now right?

[RealGunner]

Yea, they are at home. I really do believe this is THE week. At least one signing will be announced if not 3.

[RealGunner]

The S*n: Crystal Palace have stepped up their interest in Marouane Chamakh after pulling the plug on a deal for free agent Carlton Cole.

[Sina]

Should Get Yaya&Ryo/Gnabry on loan instead

[Sina]

http://www.football-italia.net/36888/roma-close-arsenals-gervinho

just add Gervais 7M money to Suarez deal and get it done
#FreeSuarez #FreeSuarez #FreeSuarez

[RealGunner]

It seems odd we only increased 2.5m more.

[VendettaRed07]

We are out of options really. We are going to have to just give Liverpool whatever they want for Suarez and deal with it.

[Wilson37]

even rumours have died out these days.. running short of players to be linked with..

[RealGunner]

2 new posts since yesterday

[Sri]

Was wondering the exact same thing.  

[RealGunner]

Don't worry i am here. Gonna hunt down for some I-T-K news

[Raptorgunner]

Don't worry i am here. Gonna hunt down for some I-T-K news

lol, even the media gave up.

22 players out 3 to go & 1 in, not bad transfer window imo.lol

[Raptorgunner]

Christian Benteke: "Only Spurs were interested in buying me, I'm an Arsenal fan so I could never go to the rivals."

Did he really say this? 

[S]

If you took it from twatter ,then it obviously must be fake.

[RealGunner]

Sounds fake lol

[RealGunner]

Sport claim Fabregas no intention of joining Manchester United

http://gossip.ladyarse.com/arsenal/2013/07/29/sport-claim-fabregas-no-intention-of-joining-manchester-united/

[Raptorgunner]

Sounds fake lol

I thought so, but still funny.

[B-Mac]

Sport claim Fabregas no intention of joining Manchester United

http://gossip.ladyarse.com/arsenal/2013/07/29/sport-claim-fabregas-no-intention-of-joining-manchester-united/

Sport also said Thiago was a Manchester United player

[furiouswindbottom]

You know that series where the cop guy puts himself into the shoes of a serial killer to solve a case? You know, the TV series based on Silence of the Lambs. I think it's called 'The TV Series based on Silence of the Lambs.' Or Hannibal.

Anyway, I've done the same only worse. I've put my shoes into the mind (or something) of a Spud. The chief Spud no less.

Yes, Daniel Levy.

I think he could be about to pull off a card trick. Or black magic.

Why?

Well, imagine if he gives RM the run around for a few more weeks?

Imagine that he tells RM that he's holding Bale to his contract with two days of the window left.

Who will RM bid for? I think it may be Suarez.

We'll have not time to sign anyone. Spurs will have strengthened. Levy will secretly tell Bale he'll get his wish to leave at the end of the 2013/2014 season. So Bale will make the effort all season.

We will be a weaker squad. Spurs will be strong.

Don't put it past 'em.

I'm off to wath 'The Silence of The Stan.' Rubbish movie but great wig (found in a skip)

[RealGunner]

LOOOOOOL

[furiouswindbottom]

I wonder how many hours have been wasted in total by gooners checking newsnow and other sites for transfer news?

Surely, the board should say ”Lads, don’t bother looking until August” or summat?

If 1,000,000 gooners checked rumours every day for the last 10 weeks and spent an hour per day doing it…

…I think it’s 70,000,000 gooner hours wasted.

70,000,000? Where have I heard that before?

GAAAHHH!

SORRY! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! FFS! WTF? OOOOH!LOOK AT ME! WITH MY 70MILL. WE’RE GONNA COMPETE NOW. OH, LOOK THE NEW SHIRT IS OUT. BUY IT!BUY IT! RENEW YOUR SEASON TICKETS! ONLY A GRAND FOR THE CHEAP SEATS! LET’S WATCH OUR FORMER PLAYERS RAPE US EVERY WEEK! HOW WE LAUGHED SEEING RVP SCORE EVERY WEEK. HOW WE SMILED WHEN WENGER SAID HE KNEW RVP WOULD WIN THE LEAGUE FOR UTD! THIS YEAR WE WILL SPEND! RENEW THOSE SEASON TICKETS! I’L GIVE YOU 48 HOURS FROM THE SEASON’S END TO DO IT! YOU DON’T WANT TO LOSE OUT ON SEEING HIGUAIN, FELLAINI, CESC, CESAR, THAT BRAZILIAN WHO I CAN’T BE ARSED TO LOOK UP, I THINK HE’S CALLED BRENDAN OR SUMMAT. YES. GET YOUR RENEWAL IN ASAP. WAIT HANG ON…OHH GREAT WE’VE GOT THE 60,000 ALREADY. HIGUAIN? NAH. REAL DICKED US ABOUT. NAPOLI OVERPAID. FELLAINI? NAH. HE WANTS MORE THAN 50 QUID A WEEK. CESAR? CHEEKY GIT WANTS THE SAME MONEY HE’S BEEN ON FOR YEARS! HE WON’T TAKE A 50% PAY CUT! CESC? NAH. HE HAS NICE HAIR AND STAN IS JEALOUS AS HE HAS A BIG, MASSIVE, CHEAP (YES, CHEAP) WIG HE FOUND IN A SKIP. BRENDAN, THAT BRAZILIAN MIDGET FELLA? HE’S LIKE SANTOS…ONLY REALLY GOOD AND HE WANTS US TO PAY THE SAME AS HE’S BEING OFFERED AT OTHER CLUBS. THE CHEEK OF IT. SUAREZ? WELL, WE’RE TRYING BUT…OH WAIT WHAT’S THAT? IT’S MR PEREZ FROM REAL MADRID. HE CAN;T GET BALE. SPURS HAVE SCREWED US AND WAITED UNTIL THE FINAL DAYS OF THE WINDOW TO REJECT RM OUT OF HAND. WHAT’S THAT MR PEREZ? YOU WANT SUAREZ. WELL, I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. WE’VE PUT IN A BID OF 40M. THEY WANT 50M, BUT THEY’LL NEVER GET…WHAT’S THAT? YOU’VE BOUGHT HIM FOR 50M THE SAME DAY SPURS SAID NO GO ON BALE? WOW THAT WAS QUICK. LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND!

WE DID TRY GOONERS!

Sorry guys, this window is bad for you health.


And don't take my rants too seriously. I'm venting.

[AnJl]

Furious,

You just echoed exactly what every Arsenal fan is feeling deep down inside.

Whether they want to or don't want to admit it.

[RealGunner]

http://indigo-alliance.com/bliss/there-is-no-need-to-be-upset-meme-311.jpg

[furiouswindbottom]

^

How the *bleep* did you get my photo?

[SUPERCARTTS]

Think at the time we should of just paid the few million more to secure Higuain. Things looking a bit drab with regards to potential signings

[6unner]

http://indigo-alliance.com/bliss/there-is-no-need-to-be-upset-meme-311.jpg

Yea one more year of dreaming of what could have been.
The dream of our past glory fading to distant years gone by.

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