Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[Thimmy]

Wanna know what didn't come out of nowhere?

Messi missing a penalty

[futbol]

Milan forum:

Dortmund's defence is a horror show every game. What a joke

They could need Poli's protection in the midfield.

[Donuts]

What's the difference between Sasha Gray and Chelsea?

Spoiler:

— Furqan (@furqan_z) March 12, 2015

[rwo power]

[Glory]

" let's twat these dirty, sister f**king, six fingerd c*nts."

"Let's smash these bad manc c*nts"

"Let's twat these inbred c*nts. wink.gif"

"Indeed, lets twat those f**kers. This is the game for me. I don't hate the Ev like most people on here, I hate this f**king shower.
This is the least nervous I've ever been ahead of meeting Man U, they're in for one big f**k-off twatting."

"Im gonna say this will finish 5 or 6 nil wink.gif"

So much class on display here on RAWK. Boy they were confident before the match. Couldnt have happened to a worser lot, this morale shattering setback.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[S]

Guardiola with ripped pants. Now he's gonna clap infront of his stylists.

[rwo power]

[S]

From Bayern forums :

We should send Hazard the tape of last night's match with a note that reads "wanna go pro?".

"Wanna play football or be a bus driver ?"

[futbol]

Carlo Ancelotti, once the greatest knight in all the lands of Europe and whatever country the CWC was held in.
Serving in the legendary Calcio Cavalry of the new decade, spreading the One True Tactics of Calcio all across Europe, defeating all of Calcio's many, many enemies with his magic eyebrow, bedding the fairest maiden across all the leagues - Andrea Birlo, definitely not throwing away huge leads, he was an unrivaled prodigy who was to usher in a new era of peace, love, and appreciation of tactics.

But then, after the unspeakable tragedy known only as Calcioboli passed, he was lured into the brainless marketing football-rugby side, by the English and Spanish sorcerers, with offers of dirty oil money and clean referees. Calcio had lost her favorite son. Thus began a dark era of stats inflation and shit defending.

When all hope was seemingly lost, suddenly, there emerged a man from Livorno. A simple man, known only as Max Alleger at that time, distinguished only by his possession of the fabled and historied shield named "Serie A Manager of the Year", and a keen desire to learn the all-but-forgotten philosophy known as "Tactics".
For years, actually 3, he faithfully served under the royal kingdom of B*ilan, yes, the same B*ilan that was once the flag that adorned Ancelotti's all conquering Christmas Tree lance, now a shithouse of incompetence and Bolis. Despite showing unparalleled promise and leading them onto the forefront of Calcio, he was disgracefully shunned aside from B*ilan, ousted by traitor Ancelotti loyalists Shitdorf and Bibbo.
Enter Juventus. The most decorated kingdom across all of Italia, and beloved by Italians everywhere and one Indian mod. Recently having been robbed of their wealth by the False Calshio kingdom of Printer, they had been a directionless and mocked people, before they met their savior.

Max, now reborn as the EuroMax, savior of Calcio, armed with an indestructible 4-3-1-2 and the fair maiden Birlo by his side, has annihilated Borussia Germania and also AS Monaco, and now faces his greatest enemy yet - the evil empire of Real Madshit, led by none other than Darth Ansh*tlotti.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[zizzle]

LMAO

[Doc]

Shitdorf and Bibbo. Gosh, the internet can be a wonderful place sometimes.

[futbol]

I'd like to see Barcelone play against an MLS team that's not afraid to rough them up and go body to body. This Spanish style of defending affords all their players far too much space in my opinion. I'm certain Barca would still win but I think they'd have to try much harder to get each goal.

Youtube comment.

[BarrileteCosmico]

FFS fútbol spoilers mark that, it almost gave me cancer

[El Messico]

I'd like to see Barcelone play against an MLS team that's not afraid to rough them up and go body to body.  This Spanish style of defending affords all their players far too much space in my opinion.  I'm certain Barca would still win but I think they'd have to try much harder to get each goal.

Youtube comment.

Didn't know Pep was active on YT.

[S]

cyberfail's post from redcafe :

But this is the first run in Europe they've had in donkey's years, and it's because of this one run that they're being heralded. if anything it's been Roma in the CL that's put in the performances ( not the results) that's given Seire A some sort of respectability.
It'll take more than one run to the Semis to label their transfer policy as something to admire and strive for. These aren't even their top targets, they were in for Falcao / van Persie etc before being priced out. napoli even priced them out of Higuain.
Their transfer plan is to approach young players before they sign their first big contract that ties them down and promise them the world if they join Juve. Pogba / januazi / Perreira even Henriquez (sp) are 4 examples from United alone. Waiting till players are developed enough to catch their eye and get them on the cheap while putting no work in their development to get then to that stage themselves. That's not something to admire in my book.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/odgen-manchester-united-and-liverpool-should-take-note-of-juventuss-transfer-policy.404275/

[McLewis]

FFS did he not see what Bayern did to us?

I am going to admit though....watching them get taken apart by Barca was particularly aesthetic for a lot of Romanisti. Chiesa di Totti was pretty solid Cule-supporting.

[McLewis]

From Chiesa Di Totti...killed me

[DeviAngel]

lol remember when i was hating on beppe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wtf do i know

Juventuz

[S]

pls open conte thread
dude left this to coach zaza


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[farfan]

yeah i saw that one too S .

Conte

[Hapless_Hans]

from redcafé

 

---------- Aguero
   Silva - De Bruyne - Sterling

   Would be unstoppable. Hope it doesn't happen.

----------Rooney
Depay - Mata - Pedro

IMO is equally as good.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[Myesyats]

There's no way he actually means it

[Hapless_Hans]

There's no way he actually means it

see for yourself

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/kevin-de-bruyne.400574/page-21#post-17894909

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

He's a Man Yoo fan, of course he *bleep* does.

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