Apparently Bayern have signed some Croatian teenager named Lovro Zvonarek. And loaned him right back to his home club Slaven Belupo. The kid is supposed to be an attacking midfielder of, I assume, enormous potential, because aren't they all?, and became the youngest ever goalscorer in the Croation league last season.

To celebrate this to-become-historic transfer, I post a YT highlight reel of the kid in which, I swear, or am I blind?, we can see him badly mess up every single touch, cluelessly lose every dribble, and misplace every pass, and make all around bad decisions in every scene.

the hell?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlqQ9iGoCz8

seems slow, and I don't mean speed, I mean actually retarded

More like the Croatian Lucas Piazon

what in the hell kind of highlight reel is that

literally manages to kick a ball and take out a plane from inside the box at one point

RealGunner wrote:More like the Croatian Lucas Piazon

https://www.transfermarkt.de/kaka/profil/spieler/380696

Still better than Pavard

Croatian Matias Fernandez

@hans

What are your thoughts on Jamal Musiala? Saw him against Koln, his dribbling and ability to beat a defender 1-1 is quite special.