Doc wrote:

Myesyats wrote:I wanted Neymar cause he would make up with his quality for the subpar midfield

You know, just like Madrid, Barcelona can easily just go for other targets that'll actually improve their midfield or squad in general. I honestly don't get either club sometimes. It's not like we are talking about Espanyol or Getafe who really has to bargain bin their way to a starting 11. Madrid and Barca have both the financial muscle and reputation to attract most footballers.

What I am really trying to say is Barcelona didn't need to pursue Neymar the same way Madrid didn't need to pursue Pogba.

Bang on!

Wait!!! You guys actually think Neymar won't end up in Spain?? Neymar is a show man, he's feeding off these rumor's ffs. Just wait till the next few hours btw PSG never said they wanted €300M or €250M he and Barca both have each other's keys and there's absolutely no way Barca doesn't pull this off..

Doc wrote:Sour grapes, absolute sour grapes. You really wanted Neymar didn't you . Haven't seen such sourpussery since Nick got his heart broken after Mbappe went PSG.

I remember it like it was yesterday. Emery outdid Zidane to convince the boy not to join Real, unfuckingbelievable, EMERY!!!???

NEYMAR TO BARCA according GDM

#Neymar al @FCBarcelona in chiusura adesso @SkySport #calciomercato

— Gianluca Di Marzio (@DiMarzio) 29 agosto 2019

chadenkz, no words now. Don't you dare to jinx this again.

BeIN also reports a deal has been reached.

Nope. Not getting excited yet.

Breaking | PSG formally deny any agreement with Barcelona for the transfer of Neymar to RMC.

Another L for DiFarzio. Fabrizio is my god now.

Thank you, urbaN. I was starting to get worried.

Also, di Fraudzio has no credibility these days.

Pls relax. Di Marzio got this. Leonardo's wife works at Sky Sports Italy and Di Marzio is close friends with her. Probably only some minor details missing to make it official, nothing more.

Di Marzio


YESSSSSSSSSS

https://twitter.com/BaraActu2/status/1167081717120819202

Neymar's relatives confirming the deal.

Sweating again, DoC?

Between you and me, I know the next couple days are going to be painfully stressful for me. I'm just waiting for the saga to be officially over while at the same time naively hoping for Neymar not to end up at Barça.

I know it's a long shot, but that's all I got right now

Woah its been a crazy ride


Bill where you at? We done it

futbol wrote:chadenkz, no words now. Don't you dare to jinx this again.

BeIN also reports a deal has been reached.

Nope. Not getting excited yet.

*Shivering* *can't hold back* Omg

Bankz wrote:Wait!!! You guys actually think Neymar won't end up in Spain?? Neymar is a show man, he's feeding off these rumor's ffs. Just wait till the next few hours btw PSG never said they wanted €300M or €250M he and Barca both have each other's keys and there's absolutely no way Barca doesn't pull this off..

Okay, you have to stop doing that, Myesyats. Every time I read your post, I nearly shit my pants because you make it look like the whole thing has become official.

My fragile heart can't possibly resist another unofficial shit-inducing news. Have mercy, please!

Its gonna be official by tomorrow night at the latest

lol imagine if Neymar doesn't come. I'm not watching football anymore if thats the case, will prolly diseappear from the forum aswell

Myesyats wrote:Its gonna be official by tomorrow night at the latest

lol imagine if Neymar doesn't come. I'm not watching football anymore if thats the case, will prolly diseappear from the forum aswell

Following my footsteps barcas games became a proper boring snoozfest (even during blowouts) that I had to runaway for real plus Uber eats league was too small for him to pique my interest or excitement

Myesyats wrote:Its gonna be official by tomorrow night at the latest

lol imagine if Neymar doesn't come. I'm not watching football anymore if thats the case, will prolly diseappear from the forum aswell

Lol, all the more reason why this deal won’t happen

PSG continue to prepare the departure of Neymar. Leonardo, PSG's sporing director, is eyeing up a move for Dybala to replace the Brazilian. [rac1]


Dude, Di Marzio is a VERY, VERY close friend of PSG's sporting director Leonardo. He has first-hand information.

It's done.

Of course it's done lol, PSG just want to controln
whne its gonna be announced like they want to have the replacements lined up etc...

I heard Barca is going for Neymar, any truth to this?

Didnt think it would happen, is it really time to get excited? I dont know why, but I hardly feel any excitement at all, which is odd. Neymar coming back is feels wrong imo, I dont know why I feel this way I just do.

I hope he proves me wrong and if he starts where he left, obviously will be so good for us attacking. So MSN can become MGN or MAN which Antonio Grizemann rotationg with Suarez

Myesyats wrote:Woah its been a crazy ride


Bill where you at? We done it

I fell asleep. The so called meeting has been over for hours. How come there is no new news?

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I shall fear no evil because I choose to dwell in my delusion

And so, I will live in denial until my last breath
Or until Neymar's move grows official and erase my confusion

Until then, I'll follow in Cantona's footsteps; grow a messy beard, wear a flat cap
Say things that will give you the urge to give me a bitchslap

So I turn to the darkness of night and raise my hands to God to pray
"Oh lord, grant your humble servant one wish before I turn grey"

"Don't let Neymar move to Barça to complete their jigsaw puzzle piece
Or else, MSNG will take turns double-fisting Madrid without even using grease

Oh lord I stand before you desperate and broken
Waiting for a miracle for no truer words were ever spoken

Grant me my wish and the patience to survive another trophy drought
And I promise you, I'll feed a thousand mouths, shelter the homeless and increase your clout

In your name I pray, Amen"

Spoiler:

I wish Carthage was with us in the Golden Era of GL where our fingers where just fiery in tapping up storms, when we had less responsibilities and football effected us so emotionally it ruined our weekends. I love reading his posts as its like a flashback to when such material was churned out on the regular.

On that note, another entertaining composition, Carthage.