*Neymarism* : a psychological condition where the victim feels an uncontrollable urge to pretend or exaggerate hurt or injury to the level of deathlike pain, often through sheer imagination.

Uses :-
1. Can you believe it ! he neymared the claim agent again !
2. The public wont buy the Opposition's neymaristic portrayal of our government's accomplishments.
3. For God's sake ! will you stop neymaring about your boss ?

Eric Cantona had said - "I have a new fancy luggage. If its touched even slightly it starts turning round and round. I call it Neymar."

Too bad that Neymar's mother did not tell him about this story - "The boy who cried wolf".

Neymar needs to take a long hard look at himself. After all his shenanigans there is nothing at club or country level to suggest he is the one to take over from Messi and Cristiano.

Brazil discard stars very fast. Neymar has had two unsuccessful chances. Most Brazilian stars do not get more than one. Look at this.

1982 - Zico.
1986 - Zico.
1990 - Careca.
1994 - Romario.
1998 - Ronaldo.
2002 - Ronaldo.
2006 - Ronaldinho.
2010 - Kaka.
2014 - Neymar.
2018 - Neymar.
2022 - they will probably find a new star to build the team around.

For all the criticism that Messi had received so often with Argentina he has still done so much more than Neymar has done for Brazil in spite of being in a weaker and less structured setup.

Honestly, I think he has deep seated daddy issues which lead to him acting out, being frustrated, miserable, dissatisfied, and insufferable.
I think he's got personal problems which are severely detrimental to what a fantastic footballer he could be.
These personal problems are also connected to his career moves, of which the one to Barca came with a lot of collateral damage already but was successful from a footballing standpoint, while the one to PSG was just a wrecking ball to his career and everything connected to it.
I think his dad is his main problem.

BTW, his name is Neymar Jr.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Honestly, I think he has deep seated daddy issues which lead to him acting out, being frustrated, miserable, dissatisfied, and insufferable.
I think he's got personal problems which are severely detrimental to what a fantastic footballer he could be.
These personal problems are also connected to his career moves, of which the one to Barca came with a lot of collateral damage already but was successful from a footballing standpoint, while the one to PSG was just a wrecking ball to his career and everything connected to it.
I think his dad is his main problem.

BTW, his name is Neymar Jr.

Aaaah armchair psychologist... Gotta love em

Just as appropriate an approach in this case as anything else one could write

Hans, I agree. His dad does seem a big problem and one of the more despicable characters around today in the football world. My question here is should Brazil see Neymar as the center piece for the next four year plans? My answer is no. Its time to find a new and more reliable superstar.

BTW, please reply on the betting thread and let me and others know our punishments.

messixaviesta wrote:
BTW, please reply on the betting thread and let me and others know our punishments.

RIGHT!
I had forgotten. I will soon.

Hapless_Hans wrote:

messixaviesta wrote:
BTW, please reply on the betting thread and let me and others know our punishments.

RIGHT!
I had forgotten. I will soon.

Thanks. I may not be able to check for a week or so. So apologies in advance for any delay.

Poor mans Douggy Costa tbh