Re: Podolski: Most Underrated Player in the World?

by Raptorgunner Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:20 am

Sushi Master wrote:He is inmortal, but trapped in the body of a 26 year old. Wenger IIRC, hasn't been linked to him but he's not going anywhere, anyways.

Goddamn, I love asses but that girl on the far right of your sig is just TOO MUCH.

For a master, no ass too much Very Happy

. yes that is kind a big lol.

by Backspacer Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:22 am

The reason Elvis left the building is because Lukas Podolski had just entered it.

Lukas Podolski doesn't need Twitter...he's already following you.

Lukas Podolski once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The entire hour long show was spent in awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.

Lukas Podolski is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

by Raptorgunner Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:29 am

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Lukas Podolski pajamas.

Lukas Podolsk will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Lukas Podolsk has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Lukas Podolsk counted to infinity - twice.

by juventus101 Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:00 am

Ok, these jokes are really funny. But this was a serious topic. What do you guys think?

by Sushi Master Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:07 am

It's true, though. He turned out numerous big clubs, left Bayern just to play in Cologne. He's a living God there, no question.

Pretty much destined for obscurity there.

But here we speak the Gospel of Truth.

by Raptorgunner Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:09 am

He is a great player and would love to have him in Arsenal shirt.

by Red Alert Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:20 am

You can't underrate God.

by M99 Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:09 pm

Podolski can play Crysis 2 on Atari

Podolski once came to training late, the coach fined to other players for being too early.

The nuclear bomb which exploded in Nagasaki actually turned out to be Podolski's left boot.

Podolski's half brother Ignazio Abate is awesome as well.

by WogBall Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:47 pm

he should stop wasting in koln and move to a bigger club

by Freeza Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:49 pm

WogBall wrote:he should stop wasting in koln and move to a bigger club

The presence of Godolski in a club automatically makes it the biggest

by M99 Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:08 pm

Poor guy, wanted a serious thread and this is what he gets lol.

by M99 Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:10 pm

Imagine if Podolski joins AC Milan. That emotional reunion with his half brother Abate.

Football will cease to exist.

by Raptorgunner Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:42 pm

Imagine Podolski at Arsenal, what player he can become under Wenger.

by Chad Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:43 pm

Podolski doesn't play with the ball it plays with him.

by VivaStPauli Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:53 pm

Yes, Podolski is quite good. Yes, he gets overlooked because he plays for Cologne. But his performances there were actually really really good, they're just playing a very defensive game, which doesn't suit him at all.

Also, as mentioned before, he is god.

PS: I endorse this thread. :coffee:

by Freeza Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:59 pm

Hoperfully he will do even better with Ståle Solbakken as manager, he is a great great manager!

by VivaStPauli Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:02 pm

Cologne made some great transfers already, I don't think they'll be playin in the UCL, but they'll do a lot better than last season.
(Also expect Hannover and Mainz to crash down to bottom half again)

by Serge Gnabry Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:35 pm

He played only 5 games as a forward for Cologne. Still played a great season, one of his best so far.

Imo he should play at a better club but his relationship with Cologne is quite wonderful I have to admit.

by VivaStPauli Wed May 02, 2012 10:58 am

VivaStPauli wrote:Cologne made some great transfers already, I don't think they'll be playin in the UCL, but they'll do a lot better than last season.
(Also expect Hannover and Mainz to crash down to bottom half again)

Hahahahaha I was incredibly wrong Very Happy

by beatrixasdfghjk. Wed May 02, 2012 11:03 am

VivaStPauli wrote:
VivaStPauli wrote:Cologne made some great transfers already, I don't think they'll be playin in the UCL, but they'll do a lot better than last season.
(Also expect Hannover and Mainz to crash down to bottom half again)

Hahahahaha I was incredibly wrong

Godolski --> Arsenal was a great transfer.