Re: 2016/17 Preseason Thread

[RealGunner]

marcelo hattrick pls

[Vlad the Impaler]

[Freeza]

Someone explain to me what anyone sees in Morata. Please, now.

[Vlad the Impaler]

Someone explain to me what anyone sees in Morata. Please, now.

A good soul.

[Firenze]

he scored a couple of goals in the CL so Juve fans hyped him even though he was a flop in the poverty league

few Madrid fans hype him because he's a youth product

not even a top 30 striker in the world, you turned down 70m from Chelsea for him

[Freeza]

Great guy, no doubt. Just wish he was better. He has all the mental attributes, the technique is lacking.


Asensio though. The eye test on this guy is amazing.

[Unique]

he scored a couple of goals in the CL so Juve fans hyped him even though he was a flop in the poverty league

few Madrid fans hype him because he's a youth product

not even a top 30 striker in the world, you turned down 70m from Chelsea for him

[Freeza]

he scored a couple of goals in the CL so Juve fans hyped him even though he was a flop in the poverty league

few Madrid fans hype him because he's a youth product

not even a top 30 striker in the world, you turned down 70m from Chelsea for him

My thoughts. But it was only 40m net. Still would've accepted it.

[Nishankly]

3-0 Diaz

[Freeza]

That feel when 3rd division player Mariano is better than 70m Morata.

[Nishankly]

Pedro has gone crazy

[Adit]

We turned down 70 million for Morata because it is better than paying 40 million for a 30 year old back up striker. The striker market is so dire lol, why else did Chelsea offer 70 million for him?

[RealGunner]

I don't think anyone actually offered anything for him.

[urbaNRoots]

We turned down 70 million for Morata because it is better than paying 40 million for a 30 year old back up striker. The striker market is so dire lol, why else did Chelsea offer 70 million for him?

They didn't.

[Lucifer]

I don't think anyone actually offered anything for him.its usual made up BS by adit

[Firenze]

I definitely remember reading that they had made a couple offers for him

don't remember the sources and as always took it with a grain of salt

would be weird though since they spent 40m on battyshite

but yeah the market for strikers is dire and I guess you only spent 30m on Morata so it was probably good business, can always sell him to some PL scrub team for 20m if he is crap in the next 2 seasons anyway

[Hapless_Hans]

watching some ESPN stream with the Real game where some 1980s Liverpool defender now explains, previewing the game that follows, that in his opinion under Pep Bayern Munich played too many passes

[Adit]

I can't actually believe that professional scouts in Chelsea couldn't identify that Pedro is just a shit player.

[Hapless_Hans]

Hope this is the last time I see Julian Green playing a minute of football for our first team.

[Nishankly]

LMAFAO

Real fans celebrating Hazards goal, Patting on the Madrid crest on their shirts.



Also who is this scrub Keeper?

[Nishankly]

Hazard scores again, Again its that scrub Keeper. Who is this lmao?

[Hapless_Hans]

Probably Zidane's son lmao

[Hapless_Hans]

our mascot Bernie is apparently playing in Inter's defense tonight

[Freeza]

Probably Zidane's son lmao

Zidane's son is a really good keeper tbh.

That one is Yanez.

[RED]

You can already see a huge difference in the way Utd play.

Last season, they had 65% possession and conceded from the first meaningful opponent attack.

This season, they have only 35% possession and concede from the first meaningful opponent attack

This actually made me laugh



I was reading it thinking aww Hans is gonna pay us a compliment, then....

[Nishankly]

Onto Bayern vs Inter, Scrub attackers both sides smh

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