Re: 2015 Pre-Season Thread

by Mr Nick09 Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:02 pm

Personally i worry for spurs if they are done preparing for the season that starts this weekend.

by Freeza Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:03 pm

1 more win and we got that preseason treble hmm

by Kaladin Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:08 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
El Shaarawy wrote:Bayern Munich: Ulreich; Rafinha, Boateng, Costa, Bernat; Rode, Lahm, Vidal, Kimmich, Hojbjerg, Gotze

Milan: Diego Lopez; De Sciglio, Zapata, Ely, Antonelli; Bonaventura, De Jong, Bertolacci; Honda; Bacca, Luiz Adriano

LMAO Milan better win this one

You do realize we have Zapata in defense Laughing

by rwo power Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:31 pm

El Shaarawy wrote:Bayern Munich: Ulreich; Rafinha, Boateng, Costa, Bernat; Rode, Lahm, Vidal, Kimmich, Hojbjerg, Gotze

No Thomas Müller? Well, well...

Hapless_Hans wrote:We'll take him. Straight swap, Götze can sit on your bench
but let's not tell viva and RWO, ANOTHER SPANIARD at Bayern

You can keep all the Spaniards you want. Just keep you grubby hands off the Swiss guys at Gladbach :coffee:

by Kaladin Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:44 pm

Does Emirates Cup have openings like this?

Didn't think so :coffee:

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:57 pm

rwo power wrote:
El Shaarawy wrote:Bayern Munich: Ulreich; Rafinha, Boateng, Costa, Bernat; Rode, Lahm, Vidal, Kimmich, Hojbjerg, Gotze
No Thomas Müller? Well, well...

Oh no, Pep has fallen out with Neuer, Alaba, Benatia, Alonso, Robben, Thiago and Lewandowski now too :facepalm:

by rwo power Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:58 pm

I was thinking more of the GoalImpact ^^

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:06 pm

According to veteran German commentator Poschmann, Milan are playing a 4-2-3-4-2.

by Kaladin Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:13 pm

1-0 Bernat

by Myesyats Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:13 pm

Beeeernaaaaaaaat

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:14 pm

El Shaarawy wrote:
Hapless_Hans wrote:
El Shaarawy wrote:Bayern Munich: Ulreich; Rafinha, Boateng, Costa, Bernat; Rode, Lahm, Vidal, Kimmich, Hojbjerg, Gotze

Milan: Diego Lopez; De Sciglio, Zapata, Ely, Antonelli; Bonaventura, De Jong, Bertolacci; Honda; Bacca, Luiz Adriano

LMAO Milan better win this one

You do realize we have Zapata in defense

I realize that now.

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:16 pm

According to veteran German commentator Poschmann, with Alaba on Lahm has moved forward, from his right attacking position, into central midfield.

by gnrfan Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:21 pm

costa is amazing

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:27 pm

According to veteran German commentator Poschmann, Vidal's header hit the bar likely because of his haircut.

by gnrfan Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:30 pm

lol this match should be a warning to all clubs...this is what happens when you are unambitious football. 8 years ago Milan had a goat team...now theyre getting played off the park like greuther furthh or smth...they dont even have a foundation to build on like inter. dross all over the park

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:32 pm

According to veteran commentator Poschmann, he heard Diego Lopez has the most touches for Milan but he's not sure whether to trust the information because it's from the internet.

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:35 pm

Veteran German commentator Poschmann now believes the information that Diego Lopez had most touches stems from the performance-measuring belts Milan players are wearing under their jerseys.

by Myesyats Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:37 pm

What a truly uninspiring game and the German commentary as an icing on the cake

by Unique Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:38 pm

Veteran German commentator Poschmann has just tested positive for cannabis.

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:39 pm

Unique wrote:Veteran German commentator Poschmann has just tested positive for cannabis.

I wish

The guy's simply a senile buffoon.

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:40 pm

linetty wrote:What a truly uninspiring game and the German commentary as an icing on the cake

Think the game's not bad for a preseason friendly tbh

by Kaladin Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:41 pm

Enjoying Hans' posts more than the game tbh

by Art Morte Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:43 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
Unique wrote:Veteran German commentator Poschmann has just tested positive for cannabis.

I wish

The guy's simply a senile buffoon.

That's the sort of cutting edge analysis of the human mind you'd expect from GL's leading psychoanalysis :bow:

What do you think of RG?

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:44 pm

RG's making a fool of all of us, to his personal enjoyment IMO

by Kaladin Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:45 pm

A row occurred between De Jong and Pep Guardiola in the tunnel leading to locker rooms at HT. The reason was De Jong's tackle on Kimmich which forced him to leave the pitch injured at the 21st minute.

by Hapless_Hans Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:53 pm

Costa indeed looking fantastic in pre season. Pre season though.

Benatia, Lewa, Müller on for Boateng, Costa, Vidal

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