Re: The Official Rival Thread - Part II

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^ That one's even better

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Jack Wilshere WILL be fit in time to feature for Arsenal’s derby clash against Chelsea on Sunday:
Arsenal have been handed a major boost ahead of their London derby clash against Chelsea this weekend with the news that Jack Wilshere WILL return from injury for the Premier League match
http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/29/jack-wilshere-will-be-fit-in-time-to-feature-for-arsenals-derby-clash-against-chelsea-4886598/

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Shame, Cesc will only destroy Flamini-Wilshere.

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Injury woe worsens for United as Herrar fractures rib:
Ander Herrera looks set for a few weeks on the sidelines after fracturing a rib in Manchester United's win over West Ham on Saturday
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2775004/Ander-Herrera-set-spell-sidelines-suffering-fractured-rib-Man-United-s-win-West-Ham.html





Puts him in doubt for our game, then.

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So Fletcher or Fellaini in place of him?

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"F*** off you f*****g pussy"
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Paddy McNair doubt for Chelsea clash as Manchester United suffer ANOTHER defensive injury:
Manchester United have suffered yet another injury blow with teenager Paddy McNair ruled-out for three weeks with a hamstring strain
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/519469/Paddy-McNair-Injury-Manchester-United-Ireland-International-Duty-Star-Latest-Update



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So they'll play an 18 year old?

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Mesut Özil ruled out for three months with knee ligament injury in huge blow for Arsenal and Germany:
Arsenal and Germany midfielder Mesut Özil has been ruled out for up to three months after he was diagnosed with a partial tear of a knee ligament, the German football association said on Wednesday
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/11149075/Mesut-Ozil-ruled-out-for-three-months-with-knee-ligament-injury-in-huge-blow-for-Arsenal-and-Germany.html


Oh my....

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Puts him in doubt for our game, then.

should be ready by then. 3 weeks it was the expected recovery time.

So they'll play an 18 year old?

Phil Jones will be ready by then.

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Koscielny crocked now too

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Wow, couldn't get much worse for Arsenal.

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Chelsea will not have an easy ride, says City star David Silva:
Chelsea's rocketing to the top of the Premier League does not concern the star man of their main challengers, who says the Blues will not have it easy this season regardless
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2790724/chelsea-won-t-easy-ride-man-city-catch-claims-david-silva.html

"Chelsea have made great transfers, they have a great team, a great squad."

"But it doesn't mean things are going to be easy, especially in England."

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Most news sites saying Sturridge has suffered another injury just as he was readying to return from the first one and could miss another month....

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Sky Sports confirming it...


Means he'll almost certainly miss our match at the beginning of next month.

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Torres for Liverpool all over again.

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So 2 more points dropped for Arsenal after scraping a draw at home to Hull.

Spoiler:

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FT: West Brom 2-2 United

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How bleeping bleep ma bleep a bob is Lescott?

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It's really between us and City, isn't it?

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Let's not forget Southampton

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Sure, sure.

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We won't win on Sunday, that is for sure.

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