Re: The Official Rival Thread

[Uncanny]

We need spurs to pull a miracle

[Shed]

I've long since learnt that relying on Spurs to do you the slightest hint of a favour is an exercise in complete and unmitigated futility.

[Art Morte]

I've long since learnt that relying on Spurs to do you the slightest hint of a favour is an exercise in complete and unmitigated futility.

I'm in team Shed on this one, too

Do we ever have parties and stuff in team Shed?

[Shed]

Yes. But they're for full members only


Ones with an asterisk next to their name have to make due with a by-mail party favour after the fact

[Uncanny]

I can't believe I'm saying this... But go spurs go, please put that gareth bale money to use for once in life... Lawd

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Spuds flopping as usual...what a big *bleep* surprise, innit?

[Shed]

3-0 down with a half hour still to play. So another battering on the cards for this pointless waste receptacle of a club. Embarrassingly useless assembly of shithouse players bought for thrice their actual worth and managed by a quarter-witted dingbat nobody manager more concerned with how he looks on the reaction playback TV clips than getting this side to exhibit a modicum of competence. £100m+ spent in the summer and they have a NEGATIVE goal difference with 32 games gone says it all about this abjectly helpless, hopeless pile of dung.


Like I said, anyone hoping they'd get a result here (not many) was deluding themselves. They have all the resilience of a tissue paper origami.

[Uncanny]

I just don't understand how they are still 6th in the PL, they just don't ever attack and conceed goals like crazy.

[Shed]

Not to mention their NEGATIVE goal difference. Christ.

[Shed]

Their record against the Top 4 this season. Laughable and pathetic for a team that spent over £100m in the summer and claims to be Champions League place challengers.

[Shed]

Rumours on twitter that Sherwank has punched Michael Dawson in the face in the dressing room after
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the game and also that he's been sacked. Probably not true (unfortunately) but still, what a trainwreck of a club

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Rumours on twitter that Sherwank has punched Michael Dawson in the face in the dressing room after
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the game and also that he's been sacked. Probably not true (unfortunately) but still, what a trainwreck of a club

PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE let that be true!!!

[Uncanny]

He won't be sacked yet, van gaal will be taking over after the World Cup anyways

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Yes but wouldn't mind the fight part being true

[Kick]

Spurs

[Uncanny]

Well the punching has been denied by players in the spurs camp, but the funniest tweet I saw of the situation was:

Sherwood punched solado, solado tried to punch him back, but missed...   

[Shed]

Leicester officially promoted to the Premier League today, in case any haven't yet heard.

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Leicester officially promoted to the Premier League today, in case any haven't yet heard.

they aint our rivals, dont report it here

[Shed]

This is essentially the 'Premier League 13/14" thread. Not reserved to just our historical and title rivals.

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

im sorry but the title of this thread is "The Official Rival Thread"

u need glasses buddy   

[Shed]

And which other thread in this section do you believe to be a more appropriate place for something of this genre?

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

um lets see i think the 'Official Happy Birthday Thread' would have been a more appropriate place to put it

what do you think?

[Shed]

Translation: Oh you're right Shed, this thread was the best place to post it after all.

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Shed taking me seriously

[Shed]

Backpedaling 101. "Oh, I wasn't being a complete moron without a vaild point, I was just kiddingggg all along"


Right.

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

LMAO this guy

hey Shed why don't you be a lawyer since you're undecided anyhow? Would fit your argumentative, stubborn, arrogant, Im-right-your-wrong personality.

Im sure Kick can attest to this

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