Neymar: I spoke to God and he told me to go to Barca

by BarrileteCosmico Thu May 30, 2013 12:39 am

The choice: “I chose Barcelona on my own volition, I made the decision from the heart. I spoke with God and asked him to give me wisdom and show me the way, and that’s why I chose Barcelona.”

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/05/29/english/1369829158_550169.html

Holier than thou indeed :coffee:

by billy_gr Thu May 30, 2013 12:41 am

oh no he didn't affraid

by Arquitecto Thu May 30, 2013 12:42 am

mes d'un deu Proud

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu May 30, 2013 12:45 am

His father apparently said he nearly changed his mind to go to Bayern because of Guardiola hmm

Guardiola v God hmm

by Mr Nick09 Thu May 30, 2013 12:47 am

by Arquitecto Thu May 30, 2013 12:50 am

I remember when Kaka's moonbat wife had God "tell her" to go to Real Madrid to ruin her husband's career.

God

by Eivindo Thu May 30, 2013 12:52 am

truly mas que un club :bow:

by zizzle Thu May 30, 2013 12:55 am

why would Pele tell him to go to Barca scratch

by Dante Thu May 30, 2013 12:56 am

BarrileteCosmico wrote:The choice: “I chose Barcelona on my own volition, I made the decision from the heart. I spoke with God and asked him to give me wisdom and show me the way, and that’s why I chose Barcelona.”

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/05/29/english/1369829158_550169.html

Holier than thou indeed

makes perfect sense Proud

by billy_gr Thu May 30, 2013 12:57 am

Arquitescu wrote:I remember when Kaka's moonbat wife had God "tell her" to go to Real Madrid to ruin her husband's career.

God

if neymar suceed it will be evident that god is a barca fan.
And then we will see which is the most prestigious clud Sports.
Then we will see ya hear me?!?!?!
Clubber

by Lex Thu May 30, 2013 12:57 am

It's not on par with Van Pursey and the little boy forever wedged inside him's speech, but it'll do

by Doc Thu May 30, 2013 12:58 am

Hopefully God tells him to brush his hair once in a while as well...

by VivaStPauli Thu May 30, 2013 1:03 am

Neymar to invade Iraq next? Because that's how Dubbya started.

by Mr Nick09 Thu May 30, 2013 1:26 am

Nike: we asked god how to make more shoes for nerman, and he said we could use sweatshops with little children Proud

by Tomwin Lannister Thu May 30, 2013 1:28 am

So if you want to have an actual conversation with God, the best thing to do is become a footballer? hmm

Seems legit.

Also, after saying this Neymar should not be allowed to come to Europe on the grounds that he hears voices in his head and could potentially be a risk to the players/fans and staff he comes into contact with.