FC Kobenhavn, FC Stockholm, FC Rosenberg, or HJK Helsinki

The Franchise wrote:

CBarca wrote:Yeah I fit with Barca very well to be honest. Passing, ball control, and vision are probably my three best qualities.

I probably do not fit with Barca

I mean, I play with what I know to be smart in mind. Keep the ball, pass it quickly, pass it short, understand angles, understand when you have time and when you dont...im good at all that.

But im a holding midfielder who is poor in the air and actually has defensive skills...so I would be converted to centerback and dramatically fail.

Then every couple weeks Free_Cat would tell everyone how crap I am on here.

I shouldn't be laughing because the shame of it all is that's probably true

Probably choose Fiorentina because of Tuscany. What beautiful place to live in I like winning with the underdog.

I could be more hungry to play for my fav club of course, real madrid, i wouldn't see myself happy anywhere else.

1) Arsenal: Wenger is a terrific coach and I have massive respect for him
2) Bayern: On the verge of becoming the best team in the world
3) Dortmund: Kloppo
4) Manchester United: Winning tradition, Old Trafford is something special

Well, if I was a superstar type player who could carry a team, and money wasn't an issue.. I think it would be fun to join a low tier team to get them back on top. I think I would join Leeds United.

Roma

Arsenal, because no matter how mediocre you are it does not matter, so the pressure is off you......also winning the league is not a Priority.....finishing 3rd/4th is.

If I had no priorities: Bayern.
Bayern all the way. Because you always read players saying in interviews how well they're taken care of, they always have the full backing of the club, even if they suck at football and burn down their own house.

In reality, of course, I f*cking loathe Munich and would never move there, though I can imagine it being a nice place to be if you're filthy rich and don't want to associate with poor people, or brown people.

Next on the list had to be Barca, because I have heard similar things as I've heard about Bayern. The players get the quality treatment, though apparently also spied on. Plus the weather is nice.

Of the London clubs I only like Arsenal, but London is a great place to live if you're rich. I always liked going there, though the weather is atrocious.

Dortmund just is an ugly city, no dice. The next obvious move would be my childhood love, FC St. Pauli - I would be guaranteed to be a club legend by being the only superstar to ever play there, I could live in Hamburg, which is an awesome city, I could booze it up with my club mates on the Reeperbahn, also: free strip shows during training.
And entering the home stadium to "Hell's Bells" is just f*cking epic.

if im not a Chelsea fan then anywhere that doesnt have English weather

El Shaarawy wrote:Me and the guys from the Reggina thread will bring Reggina back to greatness

we will win Reggina's first title in history

Any club that is based in a nice city. So Madrid, London, Paris, Monaco, Florence, Lisbon etc

AC Oulu

Moqqis wrote:AC Oulu

Finland

I'd choose Steaua Bucuresti, Juventus, Bayern, Manchester, any club in Serie A to an extent (not sure about Napoli)... I definitely wouldn't fit Barcelona cause i'm a hard working player, who loves running on long distance, not enough skilful for them, but i wouldn't refuse playing for them if given the opportunity ... If i were to be a footballer my dream would be to play in Serie A and to be given the opportunity to play for Azzuri, and to defend the blue shirt whit heart and blood and to return to Italy holding the world cup in front of 100 000 people in Roma ...

Atletico Madrid... So I can make them bigger and better then Real Madrid...

You all do understand that OP is asking what team you would join if fandom WASN'T a factor, right?

Some seem to be basing their decision entirely on that...

Well, I guess for me it would be FFC Frankfurt or Turbine Potsdam. Although Olympique Lyonnais would sound tempting, too. (Maybe I'm a closet glory hunter after all )

The teams that play the most attractive football in their league and what i think would be the nicest cities to live in.

spain - barca

germany - dortmund

england - arsenal or spurs

italy - napoli

france - marseille

napoli nicest city to live in? lol... get your ass robbed on a regular base...

London is also a shithole. surprised how many people think it's a nice city

It's way too big of a mess.

well, england as a whole is terrible

Harry Redknapp wrote:London is also a shithole. surprised how many people think it's a nice city

It's way too big of a mess.

well, england as a whole is terrible

Depends on what part of London and whether you have cash or not lol.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

Harry Redknapp wrote:London is also a shithole. surprised how many people think it's a nice city

It's way too big of a mess.

well, england as a whole is terrible

Depends on what part of London and whether you have cash or not lol.

It costs 25 pounds to get into Ministry of Sounds ffs.

p.s. no public drinking allowed which sucks

Subways are so dirty too, in my 4 days there, twice they stopped working. and you see people fingers each other at the metro.

West London is a lot worse than other parts though, that I agree. that place is proper garbage.

North, Centre n East are a lot better

Agreed with that lol it has a lot of problems but like any other city some parts are better than others and whether you have the money to unlock the potential of a city.

I don't rate London as the be all and end all of England anyway, i prefer the North and Midlands myself.

If you don't have cash and are in wrong part of London it can be one of worst experiences ever, especially if you work in shit holes for little money.

Believe me i know, i have done it

Harry Redknapp wrote:

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

Harry Redknapp wrote:London is also a shithole. surprised how many people think it's a nice city

It's way too big of a mess.

well, england as a whole is terrible

Depends on what part of London and whether you have cash or not lol.

It costs 25 pounds to get into Ministry of Sounds ffs.

p.s. no public drinking allowed which sucks

Subways are so dirty too, in my 4 days there, twice they stopped working. and you see people fingers each other at the metro.

West London is a lot worse than other parts though, that I agree. that place is proper garbage.

North, Centre n East are a lot better

None of those are problems for any footballer lol

Heck, none of them were a problem for me.

at anyone going to Ministry

East london >>>>>>>>>>>