Re: Handsome XI

by FennecFox7 Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:56

how is there no afellay in anyones xi??
Handsome XI - Page 5 Afellay-van-psv-naar-hsv_5_460x0

by Freeza Fri 31 Aug 2012, 00:19

My time to join in on the festivities!
Coach: Michael Laudrup
Assistant: Ebbe Sand

GK: Thomas Sørensen
CB: Mathias Zanka
CB: Thiago Silva
CB: Nesta
RM: Backham
CM: Cabaye
CM: Alonso
LM: Ronaldo
CAM: Lasse Schöne
ST: Llorente
ST: Alvaro Morata

by sbaggio Fri 31 Aug 2012, 00:36

Genius Scholes wrote:Was making an effort with this until I realised that the best looking players are all Italian...

All the other players look like cartoon characters compared to the Italians.

You speak the truth, sir! The Spanish look like dwarves and the English, leprechauns. And The German's look like Turks. Laughing

by sbaggio Fri 31 Aug 2012, 00:37

Genius Scholes wrote:
gondov wrote:----ribery----tevez------dimaria--

------ozil-----------modric---

------------essien-------

bale-----pepe--lescott----sagna---

Subs: rooney, crouch, jonjo shelvey, spearing, kuyt

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

I actually think Tevez is a really good looking fella... from a distance.

He has nice hair, anyway, and a well proportioned body.

Jeez.......if compared to Scholes or Rooney. Nah....even they are better looking.

by sbaggio Fri 31 Aug 2012, 00:38

Robbery wrote:
gondov wrote:----ribery----tevez------dimaria--

------ozil-----------modric---

------------essien-------

bale-----pepe--lescott----sagna---

Subs: rooney, crouch, jonjo shelvey, spearing, kuyt

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

bullshit ribery is pure sexy

In Germany but not the rest of Europe. Laughing

by Genius Scholes Fri 31 Aug 2012, 00:58

Handsome XI - Page 5 Screen-Shot-2011-10-06-at-13.48.09

This is what Rooney would look like if he didn't play football.

by sbaggio Fri 31 Aug 2012, 01:28

Genius Scholes wrote:

This is what Rooney would look like if he didn't play football.

Woof!

by FalcaoPunch Fri 31 Aug 2012, 06:22

No Helton?

by vizkosity Fri 31 Aug 2012, 07:37

gondov wrote:----ribery----tevez------dimaria--

------ozil-----------modric---

------------essien-------

bale-----pepe--lescott----sagna---

Subs: rooney, crouch, jonjo shelvey, spearing, kuyt

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

/puke

by AltoZ Sat 27 Apr 2013, 02:13

Begovic

Ramos - Vertonghen - Hummels - Schmelzer

Gerrard - Aquilani - Lampard - Ronaldo
Gotze
Matri

Manager: Conte. HM: Mourinho.

by paddy Sat 27 Apr 2013, 02:25

Casillas
Ramos - Hummels - Pique - De Ceglie
Veloso - Pirlo
Beckham - Kaka - Ronaldo
Borriello

Coach: Jose

by paddy Sat 27 Apr 2013, 02:28

Genius Scholes wrote:You all have made some really weird suggestions...

Why the long face?

Always looks tired.

It's all about the body with Ronaldo. His face is just annoying, or at least, his style is, with all the eyebrow plucking and earrings and stupid haircuts.

Is actually really, really ugly without his hair.

There is nothing attractive about these man besides their skin colour. Was this a joke suggestion?

Spanish Frank Lampard.

Chin.

Baby faced.

This is his only facial expression.

I thought this was supposed to be a handsome XI, not a cute baby face XI.

Average looking bloke.

Looks good with his 'fro but not without it.

Again, the word is 'cute', not 'handsome'.

Neither cute or handsome, this one. Running out of ideas on the black XI?

Don't think I need to explain this one.

A good way to tell that you're not handsome is if people make caricatures like this of you.

"Mrwrwrwwrwwrw" is the noise that I imagine he makes.

Awwwww, he's so cute!!! Unfortunately, that's not the purpose of this thread.

Ugly with stupid lesbian haircut.

I've had enough now.

A thorough, damning and accurate indictment . Good work Sir :bow:

by Ganso Sat 27 Apr 2013, 02:33

by The Sanchez Sat 27 Apr 2013, 02:36

Afellay and Torres :bow:

by FennecFox7 Sat 27 Apr 2013, 03:28

This is incredibly gay Laughing

Afellay and ronaldo are clear standouts from all the girls ive asked, when I've shown them.

by Tomwin Lannister Sat 27 Apr 2013, 03:32

Giggity5313 wrote:This is incredibly gay

Afellay and ronaldo are clear standouts from all the girls ive asked, when I've shown them.

Glad i'm not the only one scared at the depth people are going into judging these footballers Laughing

by FennecFox7 Sat 27 Apr 2013, 03:34

Not to be a fanboy

But half of the people in this thread are also very, very jealous of ronaldo's looks Laughing

Besides rwo power (who has a legitimate case), it's really sad to see Laughing

I mean people put arteta ffs. lol

by Blue Sat 27 Apr 2013, 04:21

Handsome XI - Page 5 Cesar%20Azpilicueta

Watch a lot of Chelsea games with my girlfriend she thinks Azpilicueta is quite the hoty.

Although imo he has a tendency of making weird faces.

by DeviAngel Sat 27 Apr 2013, 04:35

no beckham and Matri ?

by Lupi Sat 27 Apr 2013, 05:33

in Managers i think Montella is the most handsome manager and in players i remember reading an interview with that woman , the Italian Olympic winner , she said that Osvaldo is the most handsome player

by dostoevsky Sat 27 Apr 2013, 05:51

Giggity, out of interest, is it fair to say that most of the girls you've asked about Ronaldo are under 18? Exactly how many other opinions would you trust if you knew they came from teenage girls? Some here might want to look like Ronaldo, others wouldn't, nothing wrong with either. Let's just not pretend that there's anything remotely objective about this thread.

This being said, absolute disgrace that barely anyone used Seedorf. Dat colgate smile.