If you are like me you've probably spent countless sleepless nights trying once and for all to determine who is the bestest of the bestest of all players. All of us have some bias in us so it's a bit hard to tell which player it is. In the end, we end up lending more weight to certain characteristics and skills that we know our fauvorite player has and elect him.

But bless the lord we don't have to do that anymore! Marca has provided us with a graphic that is sure to change the way we think of football. In this graphic four players are analyzed and meisured against each other using the most definitive characteristics of football: Increidible, good looks, humility, solidarity and reberly.

This is how much each player scored and their average.

Nerman Messi Ronaldo Rooney
*Increidible 5 5 5 4
*Good looks 4 2 5 1
*Humility 3 5 1 3
*Solidarity 4 5 1 1
*Rebelry 5 2 3 5
4.2 3.8 3 2.8

World we have a winner
http://www.marca.com/2012/06/05/multimedia/graficos/1338922323.html

Xavi got ∞ Humility so

Nerman

Nerman Good looks : 4 ....haha which drugs to you take

Marca what a joke they have became

BAYERN_MUNICH wrote:Nerman Good looks : 4 ....haha which drugs to you take

This, in what world would you consider Nerman better looking than Messi?

Marca

lszanto wrote:

BAYERN_MUNICH wrote:Nerman Good looks : 4 ....haha which drugs to you take

This, in what world would you consider Nerman better looking than Messi?

Neymar =

One thing that I don't understand, apart from neymar getting 4 in good looks, is how can you have 4 in Solidarity and 5 in Rebelry at the same time?

They're not mutually exclusive. You can do a lot of donations while still seeming like a rebel.

Let's use this system to assess other GOATs

Maradona:

*Increidible 5
*Good looks 2
*Humility 1
*Solidarity 1
*Rebelry 5

Total: 14

Rooney > Maradona

Why did Rooney get a 1 instead of a 0 for looks?