Re: Is Cristiano Ronaldo the most handsome footballer in the history of the game?

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:30

Lex wrote:
Zealous wrote:Even if he did, still more rich, handsome and talented than you
I find your lack of faith disturbing

You're a good looking guy Lex but I doubt you have the monies and talent need to complete the trifecta :bow:

My wealth, charm and studliness means I'm close but even I must admit I'm not CR class.

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:31

VivaStPauli wrote:And I'm pretty sure his agent got with both those two hot babes

Yes we will pretend that happened so we will all feel better.

by che Tue 27 Mar - 3:32

Zealous wrote:What does dignity have to do with any of this? lol

the fact that painting your toenails makes you look like a little bitch, which is generally not considered a part of what men should look like :coffee:

by VivaStPauli Tue 27 Mar - 3:33

I meant to imply he likes the wang.

Though we all apparently do, judging by the amount of attention this thread is receiving.

I still maintain that CR is rich and talented. I just dispute the handsome. Better looking than Barcas champion rodent for sure, but if you put him against real studs like Xabi or San Iker he just looks... Meh. He just doesn't have the face to be considered all that handsome. Sure, he looks better than Özil or di Maria, but come on, so do I.

by VivaStPauli Tue 27 Mar - 3:34

che wrote:
Zealous wrote:What does dignity have to do with any of this? lol

the fact that painting your toenails makes you look like a little bitch, which is generally not considered a part of what men should look like

Painting your toenails = still less gay than this thread, or all our posts in it.

by che Tue 27 Mar - 3:36

it's not even gay tbh... i know a bunch of gay guys and if they didn't tell me they're gay i wouldn't be able to tell by the way they dress or act

ronaldive is just basically a caricature of a guido

and there's nothing gay about appreciating other men's looks, it just shows we're all comfortable with our sexuality :coffee:

by Sushi Master Tue 27 Mar - 3:39

Half this board is better looking than Ronaldo.

We're just jelly we don't have his money.

The thread is gay? Hell, the whole premise of sports is "gay", too. Sweaty men running around playing with balls.

by Lex Tue 27 Mar - 3:40

Arq>>>Cronaldo. Doesn't need to wear lipstick and blush to slam booty :bow:

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:40

VivaStPauli wrote:I meant to imply he likes the wang.

Though we all apparently do, judging by the amount of attention this thread is receiving.

I still maintain that CR is rich and talented. I just dispute the handsome. Better looking than Barcas champion rodent for sure, but if you put him against real studs like Xabi or San Iker he just looks... Meh. He just doesn't have the face to be considered all that handsome. Sure, he looks better than Özil or di Maria, but come on, so do I.

Fair enough. It's jut it looks silly when people say Cristiano isn't at the very least a good looking guy when he has women sending him locks of their hair or pictures of themselves through fan mail Neutral

Iker and Xabi are studs no questions asked.

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:41

Lex wrote:Arq>>>Cronaldo. Doesn't need to wear lipstick and blush to slam booty

Not fair Arq is not a normal human. Unfair comparison :bow:

by Le Samourai Tue 27 Mar - 3:42

@Zeal the title of the thread called for it.

by The Franchise Tue 27 Mar - 3:43

Yeah...its Cristiano's looks, not his money, all those girls are interested in lol

He is more handsome than he is talented though, so thats something.

by Sushi Master Tue 27 Mar - 3:43

Who care's about Ronaldo's supermodel.

Khedira's is far superior :bow:

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:44

Khedira hit the wag jackpot. :bow:

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:47

The Franchise wrote:Yeah...its Cristiano's looks, not his money, all those girls are interested in lol

He is more handsome than he is talented though, so thats something.

Come on now. Even if Cristiano wasn't rich. Are you saying he would have no game?

Shame on you I'd expect more from an honorary member of the CR fan club :vagi:

by Sushi Master Tue 27 Mar - 3:48

Hm... one thing Ronaldo has over Messi is game, IMO.

Although maybe he's just the 1 girl type, which is cool.

by Le Samourai Tue 27 Mar - 3:49

Dani's just saying he doesn't have the complete package...ala Sergio Ramos. :bow:

by VivaStPauli Tue 27 Mar - 3:49

If Cristiano wasn't rich, his fan mail would be of 13 year old girls and grown men in tight leather pants.

by The Franchise Tue 27 Mar - 3:50

No, I am not saying that.

But beach with supermodels doesnt automatically make tremendously good looking.

by VivaStPauli Tue 27 Mar - 3:51

Also it helps if the supermodels know that you could buy that beach, if you wanted. :X

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 3:55

Well yes I'm aware that Money > Looks every time. But there is always somebody richer lol

I'm sure lots of girls would "settle" for Cristiano lol

by VivaStPauli Tue 27 Mar - 4:42

Well he's not ugly either, so why the hell not :X

by Lord Awesome Tue 27 Mar - 6:32

rsinatra wrote:i'm sure Italy has or has had plenty of players that are more handsome than C. Ronaldo . Pirlo and Nesta themselves are much cooler: long hair is the way to go!!

Agree with this. smoking

by white_star Tue 27 Mar - 7:26

Zealous wrote:Some super model you aren't banging probably did that for him while they were on the beach.

No one this forum except rwo want to bang male models and have them paint their nails. Zealous I hope you don't either. :lol!:

by Zealous Tue 27 Mar - 7:30

:vagi:

by VivaStPauli Tue 27 Mar - 7:50

white_star wrote:
Zealous wrote:Some super model you aren't banging probably did that for him while they were on the beach.

No one this forum except rwo want to bang male models and have them paint their nails. Zealous I hope you don't either. :lol!:

I'm taking a mulligan.

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