Three times in this week a team lost with a 7-x score along with 3 Hattricks ( Messi, Gomez, Gerrard)
Do you expect one more tonight?

Chelsea 7 Napoli 3

Goals:
Drogba 3, Sturridge 3, Lampard 1, lavezzi 2, Cavani 1.

Heard it hear first

torres for a hat trick vs napoli

A Madrid hat-trick wouldn't surprise me at all.

fatman123 wrote:torres for a hat trick vs napoli

Hat-trick of open goal misses .

All posters after babun have been Oceanic .

beatrixasdfghjk. wrote:

fatman123 wrote:torres for a hat trick vs napoli

Hat-trick of open goal misses .

All posters after babun have been Oceanic .

what?

I'm not sure quite why he felt the need to include all of Oceania.

He could have just said Australian.

Spoiler:

dostoevsky wrote:I'm not sure quite why he felt the need to include all of Oceania.

He could have just said Australian.

Spoiler:

FIFA thinks we're Asian.

dostoevsky wrote:I'm not sure quite why he felt the need to include all of Oceania.

He could have just said Australian.

Spoiler:

WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL EXCLUDED .

cause they dont want us to embarass uruguay again

*Does Asian salute.*

On topic, an early goal could easily set off a slaughter in Madrid, however the conservative within me can't accept three 7 goal hauls in the Champions League knock-out stages in a week.

Can the conservative in you accept that Gomez was thiiiiiiiiis close to matching Messi's week-long record of most goals in a CL game by an individual player?

Anyway, Real Madrid to score 2 hattricks v CSKA...


CSKA to score 3 hattricks all in the second half.





...Real Madrid to score another 3 goals in extra time.

9 - 9 (10-10 on aggregate, CSKA through on away goals )

Gomez has proven himself very capable of collecting significant hauls before. If you don't man mark Gomez and he's given plenty of service, something that was afforded to him by all sides thanks in large part to a hilariously incompetent performance by the right-back, it's not so outrageous. As an individual feat it's less surprising than three collective collapses. I wouldn't be surprised if Madrid get around four or five, however at this point I'd expect Mourinho to rotate and rest.

We will see a typical Penaldo Hattrick today.

One Tap-in and two penalties

dostoevsky wrote:I'm not sure quite why he felt the need to include all of Oceania.

He could have just said Australian.

Spoiler:

Ragin' bro.

I live in aus so I get called an aussie all the time...

mata hatrick for chelsea against napoli

Surag wrote:We will see a typical Penaldo Hattrick today.

One Tap-in and two penalties

classic CR hat-trick