Horror stats for Chelsea's Torres

by emassy Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:16 pm

The stats for Chelsea striker Fernando Torres read like a horror show. The £50million misfit, 27, now has more yellow cards than goals this season and failed to grab his opportunity when Didier Drogba was at the African Nations Cup last month. Torres has played 1,324 minutes of football for club and country since he scored against Genk. He was hauled off at half-time against Birmingham last weekend and was left on the bench throughout the midweek Champions League defeat at Napoli. Torres was dropped by Spain coach Vicente del Bosque.

by The Madrid One Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:32 pm

he forgot how to play...

by McAgger Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:07 pm

It's incredible how badly he sucks now, who would have ever thought?

by emassy Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:20 pm

Worst still,he would never be back to form again

by BarrileteCosmico Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:50 pm

www.sincetorreslastscored.com

by McAgger Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:56 pm

Not even Pool fans want him back at our club now. Unless he comes free and his salary is low, I wouldn't take him back at Pool.

by JAY-Z Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:33 pm

Messiakanino wrote:Not even Pool fans want him back at our club now. Unless he comes free and his salary is low, I wouldn't take him back at Pool.

I would take him at ROMA Very Happy

by zizzle Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:33 pm

1324 minutes ? thats less than 15 full matches in 1 year

by poolsupporter Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:37 pm

Messiakanino wrote:Not even Pool fans want him back at our club now. Unless he comes free and his salary is low, I wouldn't take him back at Pool.

I'd take him back actually. Obviously the price would have to be right.

by goonbrain Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:16 am

He is possessed by voldemort..

by DeviAngel Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:36 am

Messiakanino wrote:Not even Pool fans want him back at our club now. Unless he comes free and his salary is low, I wouldn't take him back at Pool.

I would welcome him in Juventus with open arms

by Swanhends Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:49 am

Torres isn't the problem...Chelsea is the problem

Torres is struggling for form, sure...but not more than any other striker out there who gets 0 service...

Chelsea keeps playing like Drogba is playing up front...Drogba and Torres aren't at all the same player, and yet Chelsea has not seemed to really have altered the buildup play or approach at all.....clearly thats a problem

by Guest Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:16 am

BhritanniaBhlue wrote:Torres isn't the problem...Chelsea is the problem

Torres is struggling for form, sure...but not more than any other striker out there who gets 0 service...

Chelsea keeps playing like Drogba is playing up front...Drogba and Torres aren't at all the same player, and yet Chelsea has not seemed to really have altered the buildup play or approach at all.....clearly thats a problem

0 service are you kidding me right now?

Mata, Ramires, Lampard, Luiz and Terry have all had less shots per game than Torres yet have managed to score more than him.

That's just using Chelsea alone as an example.

He's terrible end of.

by Swanhends Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:20 am

Crimson wrote:
BhritanniaBhlue wrote:Torres isn't the problem...Chelsea is the problem

Torres is struggling for form, sure...but not more than any other striker out there who gets 0 service...

Chelsea keeps playing like Drogba is playing up front...Drogba and Torres aren't at all the same player, and yet Chelsea has not seemed to really have altered the buildup play or approach at all.....clearly thats a problem

0 service are you kidding me right now?

Mata, Ramires, Lampard, Luiz and Terry have all had less shots per game than Torres yet have managed to score more than him.

That's just using Chelsea alone as an example.

He's terrible end of.

Aye, because its easy to go from world class to "terrible end of" - people just forget how to play the game....makes total sense

also >>>>> implying that shots per game indicate service

by andiii Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:33 am

in his best days at liverpool i thought torres was great. but towards the end i noticed he had a pretty poor attitude. sneijder-esque... throwing his arms up in the air and acting like a diva when things didn't go his way (even if he was the one who messed up). i felt he wouldn't succeed at chelsea based on that and it happened. chelsea aren't perfect but they aren't crap. torres has been crap

there's a chance he might regain his past ability. but if i had the choice i'd only pay 10m tops to have him at inter. and even then i'd know it was a huge gamble

by Ali Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:30 am

124 days? DAMN.

by Le Samourai Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:00 pm

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Seems Legit.

by Lex Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:07 pm

Price tags should be included in that picture for extra lulz

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:17 pm

League stats are more fair...... that way Torres cant pad his stats against 2nd division teams......

Torres: 2 goals in 24 games

Balotelli: 11 goals in 18 games

Dzeko: 13 in 22 games

Suarez 7 goals in 25 games

All for the lovely round sum of around 125 million meanwhile........

Cisse: 5 in 6 games

Ba: 16 in 26 games

For the combined price of 9m banana