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We can't help that there is not much to discuss about Seria A in general Juve signed all the players around the world...Surag.Blueguy wrote:babun1024 wrote:Gen section is Seria A section anyways
And yet we have plenty of real-barca threads..
not!
Weren't the two guys responsible for the problems in the first place?Surag.Blueguy wrote:After that 'supposed' "fresh start" agenda was launched,we hardly have anyone posting..
I'm hoping some of our better posters come back..
But few of them(especially the two kings of our section ) seemed to have mellowed down a bit FOR NOW and i hope that continues..
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I think it would be better if i refrain from commenting on both of them..
They are the ones who got me banned in the first place although i dont want to go too much into it..
It was more due to the arrogance of some posters and the constant derailing of threads by making irrational statements that some users decided to leave..
Now as we see our section is literally dead..But nevertheless i'm expecting many of them to be back once this "Nauseating" Transfer market(for us juve fans especially) closes
They are the ones who got me banned in the first place although i dont want to go too much into it..
It was more due to the arrogance of some posters and the constant derailing of threads by making irrational statements that some users decided to leave..
Now as we see our section is literally dead..But nevertheless i'm expecting many of them to be back once this "Nauseating" Transfer market(for us juve fans especially) closes
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Doc wrote:Very good times particularly the Vidal threads.
Oh my ! those vidal threads were epic and there were two of them which got locked..
Entertainment at its best
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I don't get it. How can you guys discuss on a topic properly if you have 100 threads for the same thing or did I miss anything last time I checked?Surag.Blueguy wrote:I think it would be better if i refrain from commenting on both of them..
They are the ones who got me banned in the first place although i dont want to go too much into it..
It was more due to the arrogance of some posters and the constant derailing of threads by making irrational statements that some users decided to leave..
Now as we see our section is literally dead..But nevertheless i'm expecting many of them to be back once this "Nauseating" Transfer market(for us juve fans especially) closes
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babun1024 wrote:I don't get it. How can you guys discuss on a topic properly if you have 100 threads for the same thing or did I miss anything last time I checked?Surag.Blueguy wrote:I think it would be better if i refrain from commenting on both of them..
They are the ones who got me banned in the first place although i dont want to go too much into it..
It was more due to the arrogance of some posters and the constant derailing of threads by making irrational statements that some users decided to leave..
Now as we see our section is literally dead..But nevertheless i'm expecting many of them to be back once this "Nauseating" Transfer market(for us juve fans especially) closes
All of them have been deleted now...A total of six threads were locked and two of them were juve's pre-season friendlies threads ..And thats where some ppl really got annoyed at the behaviour of some posters..
And not to forget the marotta vs moggi debates
Yeah i know its annoying really..Basically the same rumour is posted 5-6 times..
I had a poll regarding having a seperate transfer rumour thread but it was rejected by majority of them..
Cant do much in that aspect really..
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They need to clone your kind, give and Italian passport= perfect Juve fanSurag.Blueguy wrote:
I had a poll regarding having a seperate transfer rumour thread but it was rejected by majority of them..
Cant do much in that aspect really..
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Just finished reading "Real Overpayed" Locked thread..
Amazing thread ..and guess who derailed it especially the last parts of the thread..
@babun ..maybe i'm stupid but i couldnt comprehend your sentence entirely
Amazing thread ..and guess who derailed it especially the last parts of the thread..
@babun ..maybe i'm stupid but i couldnt comprehend your sentence entirely
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Juve section needs to clone your kind ( more fans like you), give you an Italian passport ( Juve fans think for some reason that true Juve fans have to be Italian, in the past, they supplied most of their players in NT, so the patriotic part is still present)Surag.Blueguy wrote:Just finished reading "Real Overpayed" Locked thread..
Amazing thread ..and guess who derailed it especially the last parts of the thread..
@babun ..maybe i'm stupid but i couldnt comprehend your sentence entirely
We overpayed for one guy only= Kaka but after watching the Asian tour and his insane popularity there, I doubt we made majour losses
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And I thought I was the only one who read over locked threads...
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Babun1024 wrote:Juve section needs to clone your kind ( more fans like you), give you an Italian poassport ( Juve fans think for some reason that true Juve fans have to be Italian, in the past, they supplied most of their players in NT, so the patriotic part is still present)
That is so true man..And some posters in our section think that way even though they are not "true italians"..
And read this..https://goallegacy.forumotion.com/t5091-this-had-to-happen?highlight=happen
Quite a few were taken aback by a horrendous post made by a lurker on our forum..
And some people unfortunately left after this incident..Just one more reason as to why juve section has stagnated..
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Doc wrote:And I thought I was the only one who read over locked threads...
Locked threads are just pure entertainment..
I think some of those threads deserve recognition..
How about goallegacy awards ??lol
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I'm not interested in details that much only in structures I see where your problems are coming fromSurag.Blueguy wrote:Babun1024 wrote:Juve section needs to clone your kind ( more fans like you), give you an Italian poassport ( Juve fans think for some reason that true Juve fans have to be Italian, in the past, they supplied most of their players in NT, so the patriotic part is still present)
That is so true man..And some posters in our section think that way even though they are not "true italians"..
And read this..https://goallegacy.forumotion.com/t5091-this-had-to-happen?highlight=happen
Quite a few were taken aback by a horrendous post made by a lurker on our forum..
And some people unfortunately left after this incident..Just one more reason as to why juve section has stagnated..
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Dear God, those were some fascinating reads....
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babun1024 wrote:Nice observation, better late than never You've got a special/army agent aura with your avatar, nickname out of abbreviations and investigating noseH.A. wrote:I just discovered why Goal.com is so biased to Barcelona and maybe other clubs.
goal.com owners are PERFORM, as seen from there about page: goal.com/en/contact/about
When you go to PERFORM's website you can checkout there partners, surprise surprise one of them is barcelona: performgroup.co.uk/FootballCaseStudies
Its there only spanish team partner.
If you ever wondered why they're so biased to them here is your answer. If you check out there other partners you will also see how connected they are, they could force an opinion as a fact if they want.
Very creepy... :lol!:
Umm good good... "cough" "cough"... That's what I was going for
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still remember the barca ads at goal.com
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Didn't where to post this.
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I had a small little beef with red over america and int ploitics,dont get surprised if i get banned.
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Hey, Borja owned in CLAdit wrote:I had a small little beef with red over america and int ploitics,dont get surprised if i get banned.
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I told you man,Third best CM (attacking minded) in the world imo.
im not kidding,he was selected as third best AM by la liga federation behind divesta and ozil.Man i would trade kaka for him any day.
im not kidding,he was selected as third best AM by la liga federation behind divesta and ozil.Man i would trade kaka for him any day.
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You're not aloneAdit wrote:I told you man,Third best CM (attacking minded) in the world imo.
im not kidding,he was selected as third best AM by la liga federation behind divesta and ozil.Man i would trade kaka for him any day.
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We guys (la liga fans) actually watch more EPL and other leagues ,while those premfaces barely watch la liga outside real and barca but they will still say la liga defenses are crap,Villareal is on par with Bolton and llorente is unproven and on par with Darren Bent.
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Watch Villarreal dominate the sh!t out of Man Sh!tty Who do they play in their first CL game?Adit wrote:We guys (la liga fans) actually watch more EPL and other leagues ,while those premfaces barely watch la liga outside real and barca but they will still say la liga defenses are crap,Villareal is on par with Bolton and llorente is unproven and on par with Darren Bent.
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A boy was on his way to school when he saw the words purple passion written on a wall. He had no idea what they meant, so when he got to school and the teacher asked if there were any questions, he raised his hand. When he was called upon he asked ,"What is purple passion?" His teacher screamed at him to go to the principal.
The principal asked him why he was there and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here." "What are the words," the principal asked. "Purple passion," replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school.
At home is mother asked him why he had been expelled, and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me." "What are the words," his mother asked. "Purple passion," he said. His mom turned red and yelled at him to go up to his room and wait for his father.
When his dad got home he said to the boy,"So I hear you got into a lot of trouble today. Tell me what happened." So the boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up here to wait for you. "Well, son, what are the words?" "Purple passion."the boy replied. His father exploded and kicked him out of the house.
As he was wandering around he ran into some friends. They said, "What's going on, man? We heard you got expelled and your dad kicked you out." So the boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out." "Wow, what are the words?" his friends asked. "Purple passion,"he replied. All of his friends jumped him and started beating him up until a bum came by and scared them off.
The bum said,"I just saved your life. Tell me why they were all beating you up." The boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up." "So what are the words," the bum asked. "I don't know if I should say" "Come on I just saved your life, don't be ungrateful,"the man remarked. "Okay, okay. The words were purple passion." The bum freaks out and starts beating the boy up until a cop comes along and breaks it up.
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The cop asks the boy what happened. The boy says," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up." The cop said,"What were the words?" The boy replied,"Purple passion." "The cop put the boy into hand cuffs, beat him up, and took him to jail.
The next day the boy appeared before a judge. The judge asked him for his story. The boy said," When I was on my way to school yesterday, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail."
The judge said,"What were the words?" The boy said, "Haven't you been paying any attention? I'm not going to tell you." The judge informed him that he would get into more trouble if he didn't just say the words so he said, "Purple passion." The judge was appalled and sentenced him to ten years in jail.
Everyone was curious about their new cell mate, so they asked him what he was in for and he said,"When I was on my way to school one day, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail. The next day I had to go to court and the judge asked me what happened and I told him everything and then he asked me the words and when I told him he gave me ten years."
Everyone was amazed at the story and asked what the words were. Sighing deeply the boy said,"Purple passion. He spent the next ten years getting beat up.
The day he was released he met a beautiful woman. She said,"You look like you've had a very rough time. What happened?" So the man said,"When I was on my way to school one day, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail. The next day I had to go to court and the judge asked me what happened and I told him everything and then he asked me the words and when I told him he gave me ten years. All of my cell mates asked me what the words were and I just sighed and told them. I have spent the last ten years getting beat up."
"Oh that is just awful!" the woman exclaimed. "What were the words?" "Do you think I'm stupid!" exploded the man. "I'm not going to tell you the words." "Oh come on," the woman cooed. "I won't do anything to you." "Oh, alright. The words were purple passion." "Purple passion?"asked the woman with her eyes lit up. "Yes,"the man replied. "You see that hotel across the street? If you meet me there in one hour I will tell you the meaning of purple passion."
The man was estatic. He was finally going to learn what purple passion meant after all of this time. Once the hour was up, he set off for across the street in a hurry. As he stepped off the curb, he was hit by a bus.
The moral of the story: Look both ways before crossing the street.
The principal asked him why he was there and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here." "What are the words," the principal asked. "Purple passion," replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school.
At home is mother asked him why he had been expelled, and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me." "What are the words," his mother asked. "Purple passion," he said. His mom turned red and yelled at him to go up to his room and wait for his father.
When his dad got home he said to the boy,"So I hear you got into a lot of trouble today. Tell me what happened." So the boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up here to wait for you. "Well, son, what are the words?" "Purple passion."the boy replied. His father exploded and kicked him out of the house.
As he was wandering around he ran into some friends. They said, "What's going on, man? We heard you got expelled and your dad kicked you out." So the boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out." "Wow, what are the words?" his friends asked. "Purple passion,"he replied. All of his friends jumped him and started beating him up until a bum came by and scared them off.
The bum said,"I just saved your life. Tell me why they were all beating you up." The boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up." "So what are the words," the bum asked. "I don't know if I should say" "Come on I just saved your life, don't be ungrateful,"the man remarked. "Okay, okay. The words were purple passion." The bum freaks out and starts beating the boy up until a cop comes along and breaks it up.
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The cop asks the boy what happened. The boy says," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up." The cop said,"What were the words?" The boy replied,"Purple passion." "The cop put the boy into hand cuffs, beat him up, and took him to jail.
The next day the boy appeared before a judge. The judge asked him for his story. The boy said," When I was on my way to school yesterday, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail."
The judge said,"What were the words?" The boy said, "Haven't you been paying any attention? I'm not going to tell you." The judge informed him that he would get into more trouble if he didn't just say the words so he said, "Purple passion." The judge was appalled and sentenced him to ten years in jail.
Everyone was curious about their new cell mate, so they asked him what he was in for and he said,"When I was on my way to school one day, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail. The next day I had to go to court and the judge asked me what happened and I told him everything and then he asked me the words and when I told him he gave me ten years."
Everyone was amazed at the story and asked what the words were. Sighing deeply the boy said,"Purple passion. He spent the next ten years getting beat up.
The day he was released he met a beautiful woman. She said,"You look like you've had a very rough time. What happened?" So the man said,"When I was on my way to school one day, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail. The next day I had to go to court and the judge asked me what happened and I told him everything and then he asked me the words and when I told him he gave me ten years. All of my cell mates asked me what the words were and I just sighed and told them. I have spent the last ten years getting beat up."
"Oh that is just awful!" the woman exclaimed. "What were the words?" "Do you think I'm stupid!" exploded the man. "I'm not going to tell you the words." "Oh come on," the woman cooed. "I won't do anything to you." "Oh, alright. The words were purple passion." "Purple passion?"asked the woman with her eyes lit up. "Yes,"the man replied. "You see that hotel across the street? If you meet me there in one hour I will tell you the meaning of purple passion."
The man was estatic. He was finally going to learn what purple passion meant after all of this time. Once the hour was up, he set off for across the street in a hurry. As he stepped off the curb, he was hit by a bus.
The moral of the story: Look both ways before crossing the street.
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Did Shamirr rick rolled me?
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I hate you shamirr.
I knew a similar joke to that, lol.
I knew a similar joke to that, lol.
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