Re: The Bundesliga Thread (18/19)

[Unique]

[quote="Hapless_Hans"]

That photo

the guy on the left in that photo looks like the love child of harrison ford and paul gascoigne.

[iftikhar]

The flies are already swatted.

[Hapless_Hans]

Massive match day in 2. Bundesliga today, full blown battle raging for the second direct promotion spot, as well as the 3rd place promotion-relegation play off spot.
2nd Hamburg on 53 points playing 4th Union Berlin on 50, while 3rd Paderborn on 51 play 5th Heidenheim on 49.
Not a very high scoring battle though, both games 0-0 at HT.

So the live table now is

2. HSV 54
3. Paderborn 52
4. Union 51
5 Heidenheim 50

Meanwhile, 1st placed Köln who have already secured promotion, have fired their coach

[Hapless_Hans]

1. FC Nürnberg: Mathenia - Bauer, Mühl, Ewerton, Leibold - Erras - Behrens, Löwen - Matheus Pereira, Kerk - Ishak

FC Bayern München: Ulreich – Kimmich, Süle, Hummels, Alaba – Martínez, Thiago – Müller, Goretzka, Coman – Lewandowski

Bank: Hoffmann, Robben, James, Rafinha, Davies, Gnabry, Sanches

Robben finally back in the squad. Hope he makes an appearance, and then gets one last game at home next week

[Hapless_Hans]

AAAAnd we're down 0:1 to relegation candidate Nürnberg, after Kovac has taken off Müller at HT for no reason

get fucked you absolute amateur

[Doc]

I mean, you'll think "sometimes top 5 defender of all time" Hummels and "12 months ago the best team in the world" Bayern won't be losing to Nuernberg but such is Bayern's level.

[Hapless_Hans]

Kovac subbed on James and then subbed him off literally 10 minutes later.
Understandably, James went straight to the dressing room.

Guess that was his last appearance for FC Bayern.

[Hapless_Hans]

I mean, you'll think "sometimes top 5 defender of all time" Hummels and "12 months ago the best team in the world" Bayern won't be losing to Nuernberg but such is Bayern's level.

I wasn't going to, but now you made sure I will watch Real later and won't stop commenting about your "shape".

Which will look good IMO.

[Doc]

I mean, I wouldn't have it any other way tbh.

[Hapless_Hans]

Alphonso Davies concedes a penalty in 90th minute with an elbow

Nürnberg hit the post

still 1-1

[Hapless_Hans]

Basically, I think our players are fed up with Kovac and would rather have him gone but are too professional to stop working hard

[Doc]

Basically, I think our players are fed up with Kovac and would rather have him gone but are too professional to stop working hard

Or

They are simply not good enough.

[Hapless_Hans]

Meanwhile, in 2.Bundesliga the HSV is blowing their chances even at the promotion play off, complete collapse at the end of the season

It's absolutely amazing what's going ot at this club

Shout out to @Toffer Harley

[Hapless_Hans]

FC Bayern München: Ulreich - Kimmich, Süle, Boateng, Alaba - Thiago, Goretzka, Müller - Gnabry, Lewandowski, Coman

Bank: Hoffmann - Hummels, Ribéry, Robben, Rafinha, Tolisso, Sanches

Hannover 96: Esser - Albornoz, Felipe, Anton, Sorg, Ostrzolek - Schwegler, Walace, Maina, Haraguchi - Weydandt

Bank: Sahin-Radlinger - Korb, Prib, Jonathas, Fossum, Wimmer, Muslija

[Hapless_Hans]

Goretzka

8 league goals this season from ny no means a secure starters position

Low key player who's better than all the hype jobs

[Hapless_Hans]

......aaaand he misses a massive chance

[Hapless_Hans]

absolutely laughable handball call tbh. No idea what the hell is going on

[Hapless_Hans]

Robben subbed on in what will be his next to last home appearance, after months of injuries

tears in my eyes, not just in a manner of speaking

[Hapless_Hans]

Great solo goal by Pulisic

[Hapless_Hans]

Bürki lmao. Far too many blunders for a supposed top goalie

[Hapless_Hans]

PIZAAAAARRROOOOOOOOOOOOO FFSSss
GOOOOOLGOLGOLGOGLGOG

[Doc]

Pizarro is still kicking it? That's actually pretty cool to see. Still remember how I really disliked him when he was at Bayern. Now, he's cool.

[Hapless_Hans]

Pizarro is 41 or 42 and he just pretty much secured the league for Bayern by equalizing vs BVB

[Hapless_Hans]

he's actually just 40

still, became the oldest player ever to score in BuLi this season

along with his other records

[Doc]

My word, 40 and still playing high level football. Well done to him imo.

Spoiler:

[VivaStPauli]

absolutely laughable handball call tbh. No idea what the hell is going on

How funny was it when the exact same thing happened on the other end of the pitch, and there was no call?
Not very funny.

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