Statement and proposition re: my signatures

1. I hereby want to express my sadness and dissapointment at the recent attempt to infringe on my rights to personal expression, free speech and equality before the law. While starting a petition might be a democratic process, such process cannot be used to deny an individual or group basic human rights, which are unalienable.

2. Whatever I do seems to be wrong with you people.
First you complain about the overly homoerotic content of my signature images, ignoring the fact they had been shoved down my throat by unfortunate external circumstances.
Then, to dispel all rumours about me secretly enjoying or welcoming male nudity in my signature, I decide to go for a picture oozing raw heterosexuality, and now you're not happy with that either.

3. However, as a show of good faith, and to stress my willingness to compromise and restraint in favour of public peace and civil relations with my fellow posters, I hereby indicate that I would agree to waive my god-given right and use a signature image of common acceptance, if some of you would be willing to help me in return:
As some of you may remember, it's been driving me mad for weeks now not being able to identify the animal that Manuel Pellegrini keeps reminding me of, everytime I see him cowered on the bench.


I always thought it's some kind of proto- or semi-monkey, or some kind of squirrel or mouse, but I can't put my finger on it and it might be something else.

Please post your suggestions with a photo of the respective animal below, and I hereby declare I will take the photo of the animal that fits as my signature.

"Is it I, Hans?"

close, but not quite, but thanks Arq.

that one's even closer.

However I'm not sure it's a wet nose monkey like Lemur, Lori or such, neither is it the leprechaun Maki.

It's not the three-striped night monkey either



the secret is in the sad watery eyes, imo

But in all honesty, he's a dead-ringer for Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine... Star Wars, anyone?