Falafel ban

Edit: turns out this is fake. some good lolz in there though..


Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann courted controversy today by claiming that falafel and other "jihadi foods" should be banned from school lunches in the United States.

In an interview with local television station KSTP in Minneapolis, Bachmann explained that after visiting a local elementary school she was shocked to find that falafel - a fried vegetable patty popular in the Arab world - was being served as a option on the vegetarian menu.

Startled by the parochial nature of her statements, KSTP anchor Chris Johnson felt obliged to challenge her reasoning:

"I have to ask Ms. Bachmann, why is that a problem? I mean some children like the taste of falafel, what's wrong with that?"

"Chris, falafel is a gateway food," responded Bachmann, "It starts with falafel, then the kids move on to shawarma. After a while they say 'hey this tastes good, I wonder what else comes from Arabia?' "

"Before you know it our children are listening to Muslim music, reading the Koran, and plotting attacks against the homeland."

"We need to stop these terror cakes now, before they infiltrate any further."

God Hates Chick Peas

Bachmann stopped short of advocating a ban on all Arab food, saying that "responsible adults can probably use Arab food safely in moderation."

However, she made clear that she was frightened by the pace at which the cuisine has permeated the U.S.:


http://dailycurrant.com/2012/09/28/bachmann-we-ban-falafel-school-lunches/

oh wait, turns out this is satirical.
still lol worthy though

"...plotting attacks against the homeland."

falafel is crap anyways

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

kebab is much better!

Crimson wrote:

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

kebab is much better!

Gyro >>>>>

Crimson wrote:

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

kebab is much better!

Shwarma

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

NOT in the Middle East

la bestia negra wrote:

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

NOT in the Middle East

Nor in the Turkish kebap shops in Germany

Or Lebanese Falafel shops in Germany.

la bestia negra wrote:

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

NOT in the Middle East

I have eaten them in the middle east lol

I guess it's just not my type

RealGunner wrote:

la bestia negra wrote:

RealGunner wrote:falafel is crap anyways

NOT in the Middle East

I have eaten them in the middle east lol

I guess it's just not my type

ehh must be the quality of the restaurant

Hey Viva, why did you try to call me on skype 5 times at almost 4 in the bloody morning a few weeks ago?

RedOranje wrote:Hey Viva, why did you try to call me on skype 5 times at almost 4 in the bloody morning a few weeks ago?

Because I fell asleep with my face on my smart phone, I was kind of hoping you wouldn't notice it.

Had your contact open because you messaged me, when I fell asleep.