I am quietly doing my Uni work and all of a sudden my phone vibrates and I get an alert that AC Milan vs Real Madrid is today in just 25 mins now and all of a sudden I remember that our club the gentleman club that we are we have arranged a friendly at a time 98% players in the whole squad are exhausted. *slow clap*

If anyone gets injured as a direct result of this game Perez should pay all Madrid fans compensation for having to watch something inevitable happen when we could've seen it coming even without a medical degree

Milan 2-1 up through goals by Menez and ES. The first one was a mistake by Nacho and the second goal a brilliantly taken goal by ES

Ronaldo scored our goal after he found Lopez too far out (shocker, somebody tell the guy to stand closer to his goal) Jese with the assist

We are playing poorly overall, only Khedira has played well. Isco has been good too but not as good as we are used to see. Milan have defended well and countered through their three most dangerous players Menez, ES and Montolivo. Still think we'll win though

Lmao that Barca fan

Milan 4-1 up now

Carvajal needs to calm down. That guy is over aggressive. Always pissed off for nothing

lol, those handshaking looks awkward. wonder what they been talking.

peasant like me may no need to learn this kind of thing thou.

i don't know what Bale is trying to do out there... at least with the other guys, i get the idea even if they fail.  Bale is a complete mystery.

If he's not shooting, he's worse than a Castilla player in terms of contribution.

Full time 4-2 win to Milan

Much better second half which is to be expected because we had most of the first teamers out there. Thought the two Llorentes were excellent. RDT was a little poor

Bale and James boy oh boy. They didn't acknowledge anyone when they were around the goal. Kept shooting from even the most acute angles. Benzema must hate them who was excellent bar the first 10 or so minutes of the half where he missed some easy chances

Just spotted fussbal in the crowd. I have to say it took some time but finally found him in the end

lmao

Pretty sure Fuzzyball is wearing a Dani Alves jersey too.

What a hypocrite bashing Alves left, right and center here then secretely wears his jersey to a Madrid game celebrating like jiopsi would if Messi won a balon d'or. Glad we finally caught the rat