How many Pricks/C*nts/Cheaters/Divers Does your club team have ?

well, you know what I mean....gimme an estimate.

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Meeh...

Not always, but.... Di Maria, CR, Pepe and Ramos at times.

Pepe is mental.

So 4.

Chamakh was a serial diver last season

Walcott admitted to diving in one game

That's about it

Wilshere can be a bit of a twat sometimes. Thankfully, we've offloaded most of our c*nts to Tottenham and Manchester City over the last few years

I guess that 0 in Milan.Maybe Ibra counts as a c*nt.

Divers: Di Maria and Marcelo+Ronaldo at times
Future mental patients: Pepe
Ramos can also be a bit rough, he gets so many cards

no Arbeloa ??

Freeza wrote:Divers: Di Maria and Marcelo+Ronaldo at times
Future mental patients: Pepe
Ramos can also be a bit rough, he gets so many cards

ive never seen marcelo dive tbh

Me neither, the only example people will mention is the penalty in the first classico. And that one is very questionable. Marcelo isn't a diver.

Ganso wrote:

Freeza wrote:Divers: Di Maria and Marcelo+Ronaldo at times
Future mental patients: Pepe
Ramos can also be a bit rough, he gets so many cards

ive never seen marcelo dive tbh

Sure Barca fans will respond to Marcelo not diving, but he dives at times as i wrote i just get pissed off whenever he does it, or any player for that matter.
lol forgot Arbeloa, he is so brilliant with his tackles off the ball when no one is looking!

zero

i don't remember any diving/cheating incident of the current players and now that we're rid of marchena and navarro we're lacking in the *bleep* department too (hehe)

miguel and banega are twats but that's only off the pitch...

edit: bleep? seriously? are we 12 on this forum?

Only guy on Juventus would have to be Felipe Melo.



He is a nut-case, even with Brazil.

Yes, Krasic dove once and was punished, but since then he has learned better, though he is a little fragile at times and I often get upset at him for that especially if he does not win a foul.

Hmmmm let me see Di Maria and Ronnie dive, but they are getting better.

Carvalho is a dirty player when he knows he is limited.

Everyone hates Pepe but the thing is he just wears his heart on his sleeve, isnt a bad guy at allll.

Ramos is cool, I wouldnt call him a prick. He is as strong as hell (stronger than anyone ive seen him face), sometimes he is guilty of using that power even though he can just as easily block someone without using it.

Marcelo, Gago, iker, ozil, khedira, higgy, benz, lass, adan and kaka are all genuinly nice guys.

Eboue dives lol

What?Felipe Melo is an angel

@Yuri: "I would not call him [Ramos] a prick."

Ganso wrote:What?Felipe Melo is an angel

Haha I wish that was the case bro, I can assure you he would be a much better player and a bigger asset to Juventus and Brazil as a whole. His temper has stunted him in my opinion.

Ganso wrote:I guess that 0 in Milan.Maybe Ibra counts as a c*nt.

umm...Gattuso and Robinho?

Gattuso is the first one I thought of when I saw the title of this thread lol.

And Robinho is just one major douche

I agree with Seppuku.

LOL completely forgot about gattuso

and robinho is a nice guy and hes not a diver,what are you talking about(no sarcasm)

Robinho's face already makes him a *bleep*.



WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RAGE.

But this is my slightly irrational hate.

Sep, this thread is the perfect recipe for a Barca v Real war

But I won't go into that, lol.

ANYWAYS.....

-Masche for cancelling Madrids 2nd goal, & how he handled his move to Barca totally unprofessional

-Xavi because he's humble & respectful. Spanish Mandela ffs.

-Pep because he's desperate for Cesc, even though he praises Thaigod

-Pique b/c he's banging Shakira, therefore he is a homosexual.

-Pedro for planking, and it's not respected here

-Messi is a prick because he just gets most teams wound up..

-David Villa b/c he's a good finisher

-Busquets because of...nothing, really.....

-Alves because he links up with Messi oh so well.

-Abidal because he was out, and came back a BAWSS

-& Afellay because he doesn't do anything, but he's still a c*nt because he plays for FCB.

================================

Our whole team is based on c*ntiness.
-BUT WE WIN STUFF SO FK IT

FC C*ntelona.

You forgot Pinto - loves to whistle

Andres Iniesta wrote:Sep, this thread is the perfect recipe for a Barca v Real war

But I won't go into that, lol.

ANYWAYS.....

-Masche for cancelling Madrids 2nd goal, & how he handled his move to Barca totally unprofessional

-Xavi because he's humble & respectful. Spanish Mandela ffs.

-Pep because he's desperate for Cesc, even though he praises Thaigod

-Pique b/c he's banging Shakira, therefore he is a homosexual.

-Pedro for planking, and it's not respected here

-Messi is a prick because he just gets most teams wound up..

-David Villa b/c he's a good finisher

-Busquets because of...nothing, really.....

-Alves because he links up with Messi oh so well.

-Abidal because he was out, and came back a BAWSS

-& Afellay because he doesn't do anything, but he's still a c*nt because he plays for FCB.

================================

Our whole team is based on c*ntiness.
-BUT WE WIN STUFF SO FK IT

FC C*ntelona.

You are mental.

Guiltybystander wrote:

You are mental.

Care..?

Guiltybystander wrote:You are mental.

LOL