Re: The Bundesliga Thread

by Lucifer Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:32 pm

BTW when's the Arsenal game? @hans Twisted Evil

by urbaNRoots Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:35 pm

Still a good point, RB will not win against BMG.

by zigra Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:37 pm

Lucifer wrote:Ya not defending good on 17th minute of 5 min extra time entitles them to lose.

You rooting for them makes it even more deserved.

by Hapless_Hans Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:44 pm

Lucifer wrote:BTW when's the Arsenal game? @hans

surely not even you Satan can't *bleep* this up for us

by Lucifer Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:52 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
Lucifer wrote:BTW when's the Arsenal game? @hans

surely not even you Satan can't *bleep* this up for us

Let's give it a shot, pretty boy.

by Kaladin Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:20 pm

Bundesliga rofl

Bayern playing the worst football in years and still on top rofl

Ancelotti is going to win a league title rofl

by jibers Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:23 pm

ES wrote:Bundesliga

Bayern playing the worst football in years and still on top

Ancelotti is going to win a league title

He won the EPL in his first try and his team scored the most goals hmm

He already dominated the GOAT league

Carlo :bow:

by Hapless_Hans Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:30 pm

Lucifer wrote:
Hapless_Hans wrote:
Lucifer wrote:BTW when's the Arsenal game? @hans

surely not even you Satan can't *bleep* this up for us

Let's give it a shot, pretty boy.

google it

by BarcaLearning Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:34 pm

Loool, Bayern and Lewand does it again, what a player, just another year they run away with it.

by Hapless_Hans Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:02 pm

So apparently some Hertha scum fan spat at Ancelotti and Ancelotti pulled out the middle finger

by ioilersrock448 Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:18 pm

Was still drunk when the match commenced.. only really caught HSV v Freiburg.

I hope both HSV and Werder Bremen avoid relegation, prefer to see the traditional giants stick around. HSV seem to have a new found hunger after the winter transfer fest and seem to not be complete shite now.

by footyfan01 Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:01 am

Dortmund beat Wolfsburg 3-0. Pizza with an amazing game @ RB, MOM ! Dembele was also very good!

BVB have already signed Toprak & Dahoud is coming next summer.

by Hapless_Hans Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:07 pm

Gladbach - Leipzig is on

Gladbach: Sommer - Jantschke, Christensen, Westergaaard, Wendt - Kramer, Dahoud, Hahn, Johnson - Stindl, Hazard

Leipzig: Gulasch - Schmid, Ilsanker, Compper, halstenberg - Keita, Demme, Burke, Forsberg - Sabitzer, Werner

0:1 Forsberg after half an hour

by halamadrid2 Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:07 pm

Emil Forsberg scores for Leipzig. Gives them a bit of a breathing distance between themselves and the resr of the pack

by urbaNRoots Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:50 pm

Welp, so wrong about this game. Borussia-Park is no longer a fortress Sad

Forsberg - Werner connection :bow:

by iftikhar Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:54 pm

urbaNRoots wrote:Still a good point, RB will not win against BMG.

urbanroots wrote:Welp, so wrong about this game. Borussia-Park is no longer a fortress

0-2 ATM

by elfmeter Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:38 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:So apparently some Hertha scum fan spat at Ancelotti and Ancelotti pulled out the middle finger

Not justifying the Hertha fans, but I can see why they were pissed off. Just like I dont condone what the BVB fans did vs Red bull, but I do understand why, misguided as it might be.

Was walking on water this weekend, so I missed the games, but Ingolstadt and werder not only winning, but winning away,WTF?????

by Firenze Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:53 pm

UEFA will only allow one of Red Bull Salzburg and RB Leipzig to compete in either the Champions League or the Europa League next season, according to a report from Salzburger Nachrichten.

hmm

if it's up to Red Bull surely they'll make sure it's Leipzig

by elfmeter Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:43 pm

Last week at this time, I was sitting over a hole, drilled in frozen water, with a bunch of drunken Irishman, bavarians, Americans and french Canadians. Since then, we have had a "heat wave" on the Iceberg and I can only assume i would be sinking through some water if we were back up there. Sinking like a certain team from Hamburg, well possibly two teams, though St. Pauli seem to be digging themselves out of relegation.

On the topic of the 2nd div. it seems that braunschweig have lost their mojo and wont be coming back to the bundesliga, while Vfb and Hannover will be directly returning next season.

Wolfsburg - Bremen (Fr.)
MOTD, no MOTC! I even bought Whiskey for this game. Strictly for medicinal purposes, mind you.
Actually, a 6 point semi relegation match. If Bremen can beat mainz away, then their is not reason they cant beat the Emission Barons away. Not to mention, Wolfsburg cant score goals, an affliction that seem to be happening to a lot of teams in Germany lately.
0-1

Leipzig - Köln
Lawn Bowling Leipzig still seem to be able to do it, after a short hiccup. Of the up and coming "young" German strikers, I think the best looking prospect is Timo Werner, though that changes for me weekly. If Poulsen is out, does that Mean the Scottish Bale will start?
3-1

Freiburg - Dortmund
Dortmund could not score a goal to save their life vs Benfica last week. Am I the only person who thinks they need to bring on Goetze? Am I the only person who still thinks he is the German Messi?
1-2

Bayern - Hamburg
They call this the North-South Derby. A game between the Pig Farmers and the whore mongers or fish mongers if you like. One of the few times I actually root for the Shoe slapping, tiny deer killing, leather diapers wearing bastards.
3-0

Leverkusen - Mainz
As much as the Pretenders never show up for any game vs half decent completion, they will probably win this one.
2-0

Darmstadt - Augsburg
I only want Darmstadt to win this because I want to see Augsburg get relegated. Having said that, Augsburg have had half decent results lately.
1-0

Hertha - Frankfurt
It is hard to imagine how both these teams were in UCL spots, let alone Europa spots?
1-1

Ingolstadt - Gladbach
Will gladbach still be drunk and celebrating in Florence on Sunday?
1-1

Schalke - Hoffenheim
This probably is the most interesting game of the week, unfourtanetly I will be out playing against kids half my age, wondering why I am doing so, instead of watching this game. The good thing is I will be having beers after, assuming I dont pull anything. Hot Yoga, that is my new thing, really helps the flexibility.
2-2

by Hapless_Hans Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:02 pm

Fantastic preview once again :bow:

I agree that surely Götze is good enough to get at least SOME playing time for this joke of a Dortmund team.

by Lucifer Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:31 pm

Elfmeter

This preview actually makes me want to watch a Bundesliga match. Just kidding, ain't no time etc etc. Unless of course it's a Bayern game.
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by elfmeter Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:47 pm

The Olympics really did wonders for Gnarby. Wolfsburg going down like a fraudulent, non emission reporting, vehicle maker.

by elfmeter Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:52 pm

Cheap goal to get one back, emission cheating bastrds disguising a clear handball.

by Hapless_Hans Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:57 pm

Gnabry needs to stop scoring or we are going to sign him :facepalm:

by elfmeter Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:22 pm

This was looking so good for about 19 minutes, 2-0 up and looking like more. Since about minute 20 it has been VW pressing and they really should at least be tied. I will take a 1-2 lead at the half, but the half ended with Wolfsburg dominating, luckily they cant score.

by elfmeter Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:36 pm

Very lucky win for Bremen, It was one way traffic for about 70 minutes, but VW could not score. I think it was something like 25-5 in shots.

Werder now a mere 12 points from a Europa spot.

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