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Nigerian prostitutes promise “week of free sex” if they win Africa Cup of Nations
Nigeria overcame Africa Cup of Nations favourites Ivory Coast on Sunday, putting the Super Eagles in the final four of the competition. Stephen Keshi's side now face dark horse Mali in the semi-finals on Wednesday, after which the winner may face current favourites Ghana in the final on Sunday.
Defeating Mali and the Black Stars will be no easy feat, but to encourage the West African nation to bring home their third Africa Cup of Nations trophy, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes — yes, there is an official Association of Nigerian Prostitutes — have promised seven days of free sex if they win.
A statement from ANP secretary Jessica Elvis reads (via ynaija.com):
“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.
“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week [of] free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”
It's not clear who would be entitled to the free sex (just the players? anybody in Nigeria with ten minutes to spare?) or if there are any restrictions (one free lovemaking session per customer per day? Offer only valid with orders over $50?), but don't be surprised if Cristiano Ronaldo announces a seven-day African sabbatical on Sunday.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/nigerian-prostitutes-promise-week-free-sex-win-africa-184327357--sow.html?
Defeating Mali and the Black Stars will be no easy feat, but to encourage the West African nation to bring home their third Africa Cup of Nations trophy, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes — yes, there is an official Association of Nigerian Prostitutes — have promised seven days of free sex if they win.
A statement from ANP secretary Jessica Elvis reads (via ynaija.com):
“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.
“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week [of] free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”
It's not clear who would be entitled to the free sex (just the players? anybody in Nigeria with ten minutes to spare?) or if there are any restrictions (one free lovemaking session per customer per day? Offer only valid with orders over $50?), but don't be surprised if Cristiano Ronaldo announces a seven-day African sabbatical on Sunday.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/nigerian-prostitutes-promise-week-free-sex-win-africa-184327357--sow.html?
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And as we speak, they are winning 4-0 in the semi final with just over an hour gone
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Footballers can get free sex from most women anyway
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Yes but unless i'm reading the statement wrong, it's free sex for all nigerians. It doesn't seem to exclude it to merely the footballers.
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BarrileteCosmico wrote:Yes but unless i'm reading the statement wrong, it's free sex for all nigerians. It doesn't seem to exclude it to merely the footballers.
Zambian prostitute did that last year . The governement was forced to give people free condoms
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The Ronaldo inclusion haha
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Correct me if I'm wrong and politically incorrect, but isn't Nigeria one of those places where STDs are rife?
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Expect lots of 14-16 year olds to lose their virginity
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i hope Ghana doesn't decide to pull this sh*t if we make it in the final, well we don't even have a Prostitute's Association
and secondly too morally critical for this to even come off...
and secondly too morally critical for this to even come off...
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poor girls, tsunami of d***s on their way
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Victor Moses, you know what to do.
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Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Expect lots of 14-16 year olds to lose their virginity
40 year old virgins
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brb going to nigeria
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goal.com comment section contributors will all lose their virginity.
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Idiot wrote:poor girls, tsunami of d***s on their way
#pray4nigerianhookers
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I just came back from Nigeria 2 months ago. The ugliest hookers I've ever seen.
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Ronalessi you back posting again? What happened to that hot avatar you used to have
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The Messi one is hotter
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Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Expect lots of 14-16 year olds to lose their virginity
They'll have the busiest week of their life at work... True supporters, willing to sacrifice themselves for their beloved team! that spirit
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not sure if i would want to be the last in line tho
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They're prostitutes. Regardless of where you start in the line, you'll ALWAYS be last
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Normal women will have a week break.
Unless the neighbor shows up
Unless the neighbor shows up
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Eivindo wrote:not sure if i would want to be the last in line tho
If you're last in line you get to take your time.
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dont worry, i dont need long
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