Joe Cole's Salary Breakdown

Joe Cole's incredible salary breakdown:

Joe Cole earns..

£5.2m a year..

Which is roughly around £433,000 a month..

That means he earns £100,000 a week..

Meaning £14,285 a day..

So £600 an hour..

£9.98 every minute..

This means he earns 16p every second..

These stats are absolutely shocking!

Since joining Liverpool, in the Premier League he has made 22 appearances, scoring two goals, and getting one assist.



All of this, for being out of breath after 10 minutes of each game he plays, smoking a couple of packs of ciggies every week.

living the dream Joey lad

Based on 2011, salary earnings alone, J. Cole takes home more money than;


Cassillas, benzema, higuain, pirlo, Schweinsteiger, robben, ozil, khedira

And just 300.000 pounds or so, less than villa, d.alves and iniesta.

maybe tax issues and what not, but still....

He deserves every penny, just like stevie g said he is better than messi in training

Micheal Owen cost us 17m while giving him 130k a week wages to sit on his arse and train horses.

That's without mentioning the ridiculous amount of money we spent on bringing him back from various injuries.

Worse transfer ever? not even close lol.

We pay Chamakh 60k p/w to smoke sheesha

Lionel Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do as well, if not better. He used to shock us in training by doing footy tricks with a golf ball that most players can't even do with a football. I really fancy Joe for the [player of the year] award this season - gerrard

dem golf ball tricks

joe cole in his prime was an unbelievable player tbf.

tbf the FA should seriously consider using golf balls from now on #saveliverpool

And guess how long his contract runs. Until the summer of 2014. F*cking kill me already

Who signed him to Liverpool?

Roy Hodgson....Dat c*nt

Also, how do Liverpool get away with paying him 100k a week? What are other stars on?

Hodgson and Purslow signed Cole.

Lex wrote:Also, how do Liverpool get away with paying him 100k a week? What are other stars on?

He is the 2nd highest earner after Gerrard (120k/week)

Some of them in the list could be wrong

Gerrard - 120k
Suarez - 120k
Reina - 90k
Joe Cole - 90k
Carragher - 85k
Sahin - 85k
Downing - 80k
Agger - 80k
Skrtel - 80k
Johnson - 80k
Henderson - 70k
Lucas - 65k
Jose Enrique - 55k
Doni - 50k (not even with the team, god knows where he is)
Coates - 25k

Henderson - 70k



Where in the hell did you get that list?

^ fairly accurate with one difference.

Suarez is at 100 and so is Reina.

can't wait to get rid of Cole and Carragher's wages

wtf was Comolli thinking when negotiating Henderson n Downing's wages

Borini on 30k, and Allen on 45k as well, Assaidi on 21k/week.

from this year's signings. also from Sahin's 85k/week, we pay 64k of it.

"Fairly accurate" without a source means nothing. You're "fairly accurate" sources had us signing Gaston Ramirez in July.

^ except that I denied Ramirez rumours THROUGH OUT THE ENTIRE summer.

I can go and refer our skype convos to back it up.

I may be a egoist, knee-jerking, arrogant asshole, but I know my footy and info

http://www.goallegacy.net/t18916-gaston-ramirez-of-bologna?highlight=ramirez

To be fair red, that thread was made when Dalglish was still the manager. We were heavily linked to him and looked favourites to sign him.

It isn't about Sep, though, it's about his sources. These sources made a claim that every Billy-Bullshit on the internet was spouting off at the time, and then went on to claim that FSG were forcing the sale of Agger to make money. Now said sources are apparently telling us those are the wage values for LFC's players. Hell, I haven't even said that the wage values are actually incorrect (though I have indeed implied as much); I'm asking for the origin of these reports/rumours so that I can have a look and judge for myself.

I don't for a second doubt that Sepi believes what he's posting, but at the same time I also do not trust information without having some idea of where it originates, no matter what subject it's on. To that end I am simply showing WHY I do not trust these great and mysterious sources.

That's fair enough and I agree entirely. I don't agree with most of his posts involving his source but I do agree with some to an extent. (Those that actually have journalists or "itks" in Tony Barrett stating the same infomation etc)

Poor mans Winston Bogarde

Bogarde responded, 'This world is about money, so when you are offered those millions you take them. Few people will ever earn so many. I am one of the few fortunates who do. I may be one of the worst buys in the history of the Premiership but I don't care.'